Beautybeyondthe_eye #56 Shoedacris' paulgrimage lasted 3 days. Now Noncio is back like he never went away

[Seeing_the_light]

Poorly wanted to do the Quirky tiny hand gag, but ordered normal sized hands instead

 

[Boabs-Tea]

What in the Jeremy beadle is going on?!!!

 

[f**k ur zoflo]

Poorly wanted to do the Quirky tiny hand gag, but ordered normal sized hands instead

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Hopefully hes punched himself on the head a few times

 

[Eleanor11223344]

Pool staring into my soul

 

[kyotoprincess]

Call me a conspiracy theorist but seeing as he wears lifts in his shoes cos he’s insecure about his height…would he ever stoop so low as to buy a fake hand to make them look bigger? I’m gonna say no way would he do that…but there’s a small part of me that hopes he would because it would just be peak comedy.

 

[euphoria99]

Call me a conspiracy theorist but seeing as he wears lifts in his shoes cos he’s insecure about his height…would he ever stoop so low as to buy a fake hand to make them look bigger? I’m gonna say no way would he do that…but there’s a small part of me that hopes he would because it would just be peak comedy.

No he just punches stuff so it swells and it’s bigger

 

[glasgowbound]

Why is Paul saying he's done care planning again. His words, "risk assessment bleeeauurgh" yeah they always get in the way of kissing patients Paul, it's frustrating.

Also, sneaky Paul. He used one of his burners last night to say he has "highly lawyers" and I'm possibly getting sued for defamation and now after months of being blocked Paul unblocked me.

Guess he's collecting information to tell my boss.

 

[ggflamingo]

This cracked me up

 

[ellonor]

What’s he done? I just heard expletives lol

 

[euphoria99]

Bent his finger back

What’s he done? I just heard expletives lol

 

[kyotoprincess]

No he just punches stuff so it swells and it’s bigger

RIP my hopes and dreams of the fake hand falling off mid roly-poly

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Call me a conspiracy theorist but seeing as he wears lifts in his shoes cos he’s insecure about his height…would he ever stoop so low as to buy a fake hand to make them look bigger? I’m gonna say no way would he do that…but there’s a small part of me that hopes he would because it would just be peak comedy.

PLEEEASE tell me someone else will get this reference

 

[glasgowbound]

His hand is FUCKED. It's like a cartoon hand when they hit it with a hammer.

 

[Anything you like]

don’t feel sorry for him one bit
Absolute karma

 

[Popcornfiend]

I don't normally laugh at other people's pain but when I say I CACKLED

 

[PartTimeNoseyWitch]

He could very well have punched a wall if anyone remembers the post he did on Instagram about being a better person and not hitting walls/doors - whatever it was he said

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

He could very well have punched a wall if anyone remembers the post he did on Instagram about being a better person and not hitting walls/doors - whatever it was he said

Honestly, I hope he's broken his hand

 

[smudge126]

He could very well have punched a wall if anyone remembers the post he did on Instagram about being a better person and not hitting walls/doors - whatever it was he said

This was my immediate thought

 

[glasgowbound]

Honestly, I hope he's broken his hand

It definetly looks broken. Maybe they ran out of hot choccy at his local Costa.

Paul just lives vicariously through other people's families he's never met. That makes me sad and also hate him even more.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

It just shows what a bad, violent tempered man he is. I bet his catfish dumped him and he’s punched a wall. Really wouldn’t surprise me.

The man has a very dark side.