Ashley James #45 The Science of Parenting - won’t sleep? Won’t eat? Prolapse? Soft play!

[littlepup]

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Wannabe Willoughby

(or Willoughby Wannabe ?)

Wannabe Willoubooby - just a massive tit!

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

When I say I ran here…. WTF is she wearing

 

[willowtree2]

Nobody told her. Apart from Tattle.

Enjoy bankruptcy for a night out with no friends.
Dickhead

 

[Tank Girl]

LOVEly G’Day x

 

[sasbeep]

How on earth can she be touched out when her children are in childcare all day and she feeds Ada at bedtime and in the morning?

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

So don’t put them in five days a week, Trash. You realistically only need a couple of morning sessions a week.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Okay Ash, but WHY does wearing makeup make you feel “more confident”? Is it perhaps because you’re conforming to a patriarchal beauty standard? Do you enjoy supporting an industry that is based on exploiting women’s insecurities in order to get them to spend money? Yay capitalism! (Don’t answer that, we already know )

If she said it’s fun or she likes to express herself by experimenting, then maybe. But to tie it to her confidence? That’s nothing to do with you Ash hun, that is everything to do with society and *gasp* men. You feel more confident because you look “better”…to OTHER people.

She is so surface level with this bullshit. It’s hilarious.

 

[ToolaRoola]

Tommy living up to his name.

Grow some fucking balls.

At this point he's a Manny. He gets his board, his own room, a microwave meal and can go out once he's done all his chores.

 

[Marmite.Crumpets]

I feel really bad for saying this but she didn’t choose to be a mum. They were a bit careless and they found themselves in this situation. She didn’t have time to really want to be a parent, she choose to focus on the positives and the reality has hit her hard

But, she didn't have to be a mum. She could have chosen not to have Alf. That is also a choice - and honestly, I'd probably respect her more if she had an abortion and spoke about it. You can't all of a sudden go from wanting to be childfree to having a kid. She has recognised in her content being a parent isn't for everyone.

Ultimately, I think TNB wanted Alf and she didn't - and that's why he Parents Alf 99% of the time

 

[sasbeep]

It’s funny because all the ranting about “men” is actually just stuff that’s applied to her but somehow she justifies it because she’s a woman and a mother? Like it’s 50/50 parenting apparently when Tommy does everything for the kids in anticipation of him going out, even arranging Ashley’s babysitter .. but when she goes out does she get the kids rooms ready in advance? Lay out TNB’s tighty whiteys? Sort dinner? Of course not.

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Smacks of her privilege as well, everyone being able to have their own room PLUS room for guests. That’s really not the norm for a lot of families.

I honestly think Ash loves herself too much to be in a genuine relationship, so I don’t buy her and TNB being a couple in the traditional sense at all. TNB probably shuts himself away in the loft looking at PE teacher porn and I think she’s more than happy to have a relationship for show and a dogsbody around to pick up the slack.

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

She looks like she’s clipped the lid of a Marc Jacobs Daisy perfume bottle on her head.

 

[Elle055]

"When mums finally get to sit down"... yeah cause we all look like that when we eventually sit down in the evening, in our silk skirts and perfect hair. Relatable as ever

 

[Stewart123]

I’ve never met anyone so unwilling to look after their own children. Surely she can appreciate that like anything, looking after multiple kids gets easier the more you do it. You learn to juggle and prioritise. Just put the phone down and crack on with it. Perhaps if she stopped being so resistant to it she’d actually start enjoying it more.

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

I’m not sure, I don’t think she’s actually that into Ada anymore now she can’t be pacified with a tit shoved in her mouth and isn’t content to be strapped into a buggy or carrier anymore. She’s a girl, true, but I’m not sure what else about her Ash is particularly bothered about currently.

 

[BusyDoinNuffin]

She is so transparent and predictable. People on here commenting on her clear favouritism of ADA and inability to be with both her children. Next day, look at me with Alf who wanted to spend time with me so I let him sit on the sofa and watch a film with me. Obviously I had to interact with him through my phone the whole time otherwise it didn’t happen. Look at me being a mum of two and reading to my two (and a spare) children. Obviously my friend (who is always by my side because I can’t actually be alone with my children) had to record it all for content. She spends such little time with those children and on the occasion she does it’s all documented for strangers. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever come across someone who is as selfish and self absorbed as she is. She plays at being ‘mummy’ but it’s all just part of a character she plays for Instagram and the carefully contrived and curated content. There is no way her colleagues on This Morning don’t look at her IG and judge her, particularly when most of them do everything in their power not to sell their children and their souls on social media. They do their paid for jobs then they go home to family life, the two being totally separate.

 

[willowtree2]

#AllAboutAshley

Ash, how’s about you spend money on some curtains to help your daughter get some sleep instead of hundreds on new clothes for This Morning? How nice of you to chuck Tommy in the loft. He’ll be in the Smoby playhouse next. Your fella loving your mates kids just as much as his own is weird.

 

[loveanatter]

I’ve said it before… most people you see as influencers children are at home. They film their ads around the children! So apart from her inability to look after the 2 children that she reproduced, why does she need 5 day a week childcare?
Or, like a lot of people do you not plan an age gap where you don’t pay for two…..

 

[Mousejen]

I rewatched that story of Ashley and Alf watching the start of The Lion King, while I know that I have moments of not properly engaging when my children are watching something (obviously I know I'm not perfect, and I often feel like TV time for the kids can mean I might get something ticked off my to-do list), I am actually pretty surprised that she's chosen this moment to share. She's not probing or asking questions to him, or trying to encourage more development in what he is seeing or recognising. Of course it's another opportunity for her to flutter her eyelashes at the camera while pretending to be mum of the year, but honestly it totally misses the mark for me and it just highlights again how she isn't even making the most simple effort to help him develop either with his language or his comprehension.

 

[willowtree2]

Why the fuck did these absolute CLOWNS have TWO children?????