Ashley James #45 The Science of Parenting - won’t sleep? Won’t eat? Prolapse? Soft play!

[YahBasic]

One question.

One out of 168 comments asking where it was from.

But don’t let that get in the way of you aff linking the tit out of everything to make a living.

 

[Hannahc546]

...I have been a long time lurker on this post and never commented but her posts today have tipped me over the edge. I have nothing more to say. Hopefully that covers it.

 

[clmay]

I’m just catching up— help me out here. Does she still think her ‘bones are moving’ 14 months after giving birth??

 

[YahBasic]

I’m just catching up— help me out here. Does she still think her ‘bones are moving’ 14 months after giving birth??

Yep, and that’s why she’s a size 8-10/small but sizes up for her bones.

She also does a lot about getting her pink back like a flamingo, how her grandmother carried her in her eggs & how she has therefore carried Ada’s children and, my favourite but not used for a while, how carrying a baby means that some of their DNA gets implanted in you, so you will never be the same again & always carry them with you.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

I’m just catching up— help me out here. Does she still think her ‘bones are moving’ 14 months after giving birth??

They may never move back. I think it’s the patriarchy’s fault.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I’m just catching up— help me out here. Does she still think her ‘bones are moving’ 14 months after giving birth??

Our bopo queen just needs everyone to know that she’s not actually a fatty.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

How long until she’s ‘too bony’ to put Ada to bed?

 

[willowtree2]

how carrying a baby means that some of their DNA gets implanted in you, so you will never be the same again & always carry them with you.

Only applies to babies though. When they hit 1 they leave ‘home’ and the DNA gets sold on ReLiked

 

[Tank Girl]

They may never move back. I think it’s the patriarchy’s fault.

Or the Tory’s

 

[jacp1992]

Ah lads Ada picked the bear because her nana is an ER Nurse is the best thing she’s said in ages. Up there with too bony to do bedtime

Do we have the receipts for this? It's so good I need to see it first hand

 

[Tank Girl]

It’s still on her stories I’d say

Do we have the receipts for this? It's so good I need to see it first hand

 

[Multi-21]

Do we have the receipts for this? It's so good I need to see it first hand

Post 742 on this thread has a screenshot

 

[jacp1992]

Post 742 on this thread has a screenshot

Sorry I should have been more specific, I meant about being too bony

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Sorry I should have been more specific, I meant about being too bony

I can’t find a screenshot but it’s from here onwards

Ashley James #6 Ageing like a fine wine? More like a cosmetic surgery cocktail.

I get the idea of the ‘we’re on different journeys’ has an underlying current of I’m better than you. Her sister seems like she may be tolerable! Interesting when the BIL story was added it looked like he didn’t want to be on camera? The angles looked all strange with his face covered.

tattle.life

 

[Rainbow1]

Mmm raw chicken and potato’s

don’t give up the day job (whatever that may be)

 

[Heyholetsgo]

She has made me feel better about my cooking and for that I am grateful

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Oh my Lord she can’t even get it together to cook a simple Hello Fresh and you know she orders the easiest ones.

 

[ilovepizza21]

Could she not of made that without Hello fresh Jesus I make better meals from scratch with just tit in the fridge and just throwing it all together

 

[GGGem]

I use hello fresh / gousto to try things I wouldn't otherwise without having to buy a load of ingredients I will never use again. Why would you just get chicken, veg and Potatoes

 

[Pat MyCock]

Mmm raw chicken and potato’s

don’t give up the day job (whatever that may be)

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