Guys can we not bully Ashley on her Ill fitting bra. You all know she has NEVER made a point about ONLY wearing clothes that fit her body, not her body fitting into clothes.
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Great modelling of how to wait for a child to move at the bottom before it’s your turn, ffs
Also that reel does share useful advice for having 2 but just the tip of an iceberg. No way is Alf going to get enough special 1:1 time and if he does then you just know it will be interrupted by the phone/filming him etc, thus negating the concept!
The suggestion to spend at least 15 minutes of special time with your older child each day is going to be a struggle for Ash. She barely manages that now. Plus, as has already been said on here, it’s likely he’ll either end up staying with NNB for a while or they will have a nanny who occupies Alf while Ash focuses on her precious baby girl.
I was wondering that ??? The dope obviously has no idea where the incision is!!! Well below the bikini line Ashley, if that helps.
He always looks like a zombie.
The voice over she’s done on the latest reel is so tinny, everything she does is just a little bit crap isn’t it
She tried x 
It’s an exhausting business staring at yourself all day. Imagine the poor lamb with a real job and none of the patriarchy ( that she loathes yet needs), doing any of the work??!
I hope she paid for that pregnancy statue of herself but I would bet she didn’t. This might be our only pregnancy and I really wanted one done but they’re just sooo pricey. Hate how much these lazy fucks get for free.
I bet her pre c-section date hotel will be gifted too & overlooking the Thames. Honestly I’d rather be with my child until the absolute last minute I needed to go into hospital but then they’re wired completely differently without an ounce of maternal/paternal love for their child.
I bet her pre c-section date hotel will be gifted too & overlooking the Thames. Honestly I’d rather be with my child until the absolute last minute I needed to go into hospital but then they’re wired completely differently without an ounce of maternal/paternal love for their child.
They really are and I find it so bizarre, I attempted home birth with my second to minimise time away with the eldest, then “failed to progress” and had to go into hospital in the early hours. Was so gutted, but expecting Ashley to drag out the hospital stay for as looong as possible.
Absolutely! We only have one child and are hoping to have another in the near future and the thought of leaving her to be in hospital to have another terrifies me! I can’t imagine having a night away in a luxury hotel in general, let alone the night before having another child! I’d want to be having dinner together and soak up every second of that last bedtime story and cuddle before their sibling arrives!
I’ve never known someone as self obsessed as her.
‘I’d realised I’d been neglecting some of my own’ (needs)
Bloody hell, does she really think she’s been neglecting her own needs?
weekends away with friends, DJing in different parts of the country. Time to stand in underwear doing pointless reels, multiple date nights.
Yeah you’re really neglected there.
Bloody hell, does she really think she’s been neglecting her own needs?
weekends away with friends, DJing in different parts of the country. Time to stand in underwear doing pointless reels, multiple date nights.
Yeah you’re really neglected there.
Look you trolls, we have a pointlessly expensive potty and some actual toys!
Tell me you read tattle without telling me…
Tell me you read tattle without telling me…
She’s still banging on about Disney’s Inside Out’s islands. That’s about as deep as she gets these days… shittest empowerment & life coach ever 
Someone pointed out his unfortunate underbite and now it’s all I can seeWhy does Tommy look like he's gurning?
He looks like he's had a heavy weekend
He looks like he stinks to me 
Wtf is she “shooting” for now?
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Surely you don’t need to be lying in bed to advertise bras? Absolutely sick of seeing her body - give it a bleeping rest!
It’s not the same at all I know but you can get belly cast kits for about £15. More of a keep in a box in the loft deal. There’s also those 3d laser etched glass things. I appreciate these are poor compromises, but something.
What was this about?
I didn’t realise they existed so will definitely look today & give it a go thanks! Hoping my partner can actually use his phone properly for once & get some nice pictures of bump at the very least
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