Did she say that? Mum of the year right there.
Oh my god I actually felt sick watching Tommy shoot down the soft play slide straight after Alf. He just smashed into him at the bottom at full speed
Tell me I’m not being precious and that was bleeping stupid?!
Screen record the whole thing… better than just a still screen shot.
Thought this earlier. Absolutely horrendous fit.
His bare belly was out on that slide too, makes me feel funny watching that and thinking of the burn.
She doesn’t deserve to have her mug plastered round Sainsburys!!I thought of the tummy burn tooTommy literally smashed straight into Alfie at the bottom of that slide. What was he thinking?! What an idiot.
Also, who takes their two year old to soft play in jeans?
And I’m sorry but this bra!! She looks like she’s got arse cheeks poking out her bleeping chest.
I put a poppered vest on for soft play for this exact reason and just teach them to go down slides a normal way 
It’s not like he has anything else to do other than stare at the tv
I’d do the same. Fair play learning what didn’t suit the first time around and making changes for the second. She’d be stupid not to given how much she disliked the pressure of it, we’d call her a martyr if she didn’t.She is 10000% going to move onto formula or combi feed thumbelina, the amount of times she said had to mention resenting and hating Tommy because she BF
How much of a blob does a toddler need to be to not just pull those books out?
Thought this myself *looks at books thrown around the livingroom by harum-scarum toddlers*How much of a blob does a toddler need to be to not just pull those books out?
Having been looking at some new books for Baby Author earlier today in a bookshop, I found myself wondering if I should look for something more challenging than the ‘not my’ books. I say this not to boast (Baby is 9 months, is not advanced for his age, was given one of the books for Christmas and absolutely loves it!) but more that I can imagine that even in a couple of months a book with a bit more to it will keep his interest for longer so thought it might be worth getting something else for more longevity. I digress. The fact that Alf is apparently still so engrossed in these basic baby books at 2 blows my mind having seen the amazing selection of books available for babies/toddlers these days.
Ha I wondered this too. I’m not a c section expert, but the scar is low, no?
Hi Trash.
If he’s allowed to talk. If he’s brought up as I was (in my father’s presence - and grandmother’s - it was very much a case of ‘children must be seen and not heard’/‘why are you crying? Do you want a good hiding?’ or ‘how dare you make so much noise playing!’ Guess how much therapy *I’ve* had!) he will be kept schtum at all times. He will be expected to sit meekly as the adults talk and go to sleep straight away. My mother didn’t countenance this, thank God - she and I chattered away merrily all day when we were away from Father - but in Alf’s case, it’s BOTH parents. Keep him quiet - iPad, calpol. Send him to sleep thirty minutes after he arrives home. He’s going to be the most emotionally stunted, repressed man when he is older if something doesn’t give in this toxic equation.
Is she planning a c-section this time?
Lovely mum. Lovely day x
Presumably she scored this £500 statue of yourself thing for free?
I think she means where the denim becomes fabric, which isn’t a bad point. But if there’s any structure to those jeans rather than being very soft, stretchy jeggings she’ll feel like she’s being cut in half if she bends down anyway.
Doesnt suprise me! Think they are above it all! Literally exact same as mine, including the doctor thing!! Can imagine ashley being just like this and also being VERY vocal about advice she gets from services ect when Alfie inevitably has some kind of difficulties whether that he managing his emotions or something like a developmental delay. I dont like to make assumptions based on what i see on social media but i do wonder how he would score on a developmental assessment
