perhaps she misheard her “mother-inlaw” when she said make me a nana. she heard it as please make me a mama and so she obliged, was a wet nurse for a year then her job was over and is now a world renowned dj 
Ashley James #10 Hates to mother but having another, hope it’s not a little brother
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Yesterday: I'm a DJ, it's how I earn money
Today: Where's my Pride of Britain award, I'm DJ'ing a charity gala
Today: Where's my Pride of Britain award, I'm DJ'ing a charity gala
Someone here called it: it's an event run by one of Tommy's relatives. 
Work my arse. It's like paying your niece or nephew to wash your car! Hahahahahhaaaaaaaaa.
Work my arse. It's like paying your niece or nephew to wash your car! Hahahahahhaaaaaaaaa.
HILARIOUS!!!!Someone here called it: it's an event run by one of Tommy's relatives.
and she dares call it charity!!!! as if she's going to charge one of tommy's family members for a party at their house 
omg she's so deluded it's actually scary?
omg she's so deluded it's actually scary?
So Tommy has gone a) because he’s the reason she’s there and b) because she couldn’t possibly drive from the airport to the venue by herself.
What I don’t understand is why she didn’t just own it last night and say from the start “Tommy and I are in Ireland this weekend, one of his family are hosting a charity gala and I am dj-ing for them!”
Ohhhhh actually I do understand! That wouldn’t cause any drama for her to share from her inbox would it!
What I don’t understand is why she didn’t just own it last night and say from the start “Tommy and I are in Ireland this weekend, one of his family are hosting a charity gala and I am dj-ing for them!”
Ohhhhh actually I do understand! That wouldn’t cause any drama for her to share from her inbox would it!
She's such a joke. Imagine being as vacuous as her. She makes me think of a school girl trying to show off...but then you meet her 20 years later and she's a mess and trying to be your mate.
Ffs. I'm a poet as one part of my business (sorry, know it sounds poncy) but I've taken my son to every one of my readings, all of the festivals, everything! If they're not kid friendly, I don't go. My husband comes too and we make a family thing of it, it's so much fun. It doesn't make me feel less "me", if anything I love how he gets to grow up seeing different things and people. Like duck would I be leaving him two weekends on a row to ponce around like she does.
Embarrassment. Can't believe the comments on her latest post. Why doesn't everyone see through her tit?!
Ffs. I'm a poet as one part of my business (sorry, know it sounds poncy) but I've taken my son to every one of my readings, all of the festivals, everything! If they're not kid friendly, I don't go. My husband comes too and we make a family thing of it, it's so much fun. It doesn't make me feel less "me", if anything I love how he gets to grow up seeing different things and people. Like duck would I be leaving him two weekends on a row to ponce around like she does.
Embarrassment. Can't believe the comments on her latest post. Why doesn't everyone see through her tit?!
Very Charlize Theron in Young Adult actually (great film!)
As if they have only left Alf overnight on the three occasions she mentioned. I can think of overnight weddings etc. they've gone to without him. Talking absolute shite as usual...
Hahahahaha I knew it! You don’t go to that part of Ireland to attend a swanky, paid-for event - it’s all golf clubs and dinner dances.Someone here called it: it's an event run by one of Tommy's relatives.
Random thought suddenly - do you think the reason she doxxes people is because it's her way of showing she's not reading tattle? So she looks at her messages to find comments similar to what's being addressed here. That way she can address tattle without actually admitting she reads tattle. But also so people can't say she's messaging herself.
But also so people can't say she's messaging herself.Just 3 nights away from Alf??! Maybe that’s the LONGEST they had left him (til last week) but definitely not the ONLY nights they had left him! What a twit she is, trying to act like the victim.
They had a weekend in the country house- 2 nights
They had the wedding in cotswolds- 2 nights I think
3 nights in Spain (I think) for her birthday
She had a weekend away with the girls - 3/4 nights
She had a Weekend at soho farmhouse- 2/3 nights
what else am i missing
Also- there is NOTHING wrong with going on weekends away for occasions when you have a young child, we all need a break, but it’s the multiple nights away, on top of not parenting or seeing him all week!!
A normal person who knew they were going away for the weekend would make sure they spent some time with their 19 month old during the week to soak up that mummy time. The bottom line is she doesn’t want the mummy time. She wants to be away from him all week under the illusion she is so busy working 24/7 and then spend weekends away from him too.
They had a weekend in the country house- 2 nights
They had the wedding in cotswolds- 2 nights I think
3 nights in Spain (I think) for her birthday
She had a weekend away with the girls - 3/4 nights
She had a Weekend at soho farmhouse- 2/3 nights
what else am i missing
Also- there is NOTHING wrong with going on weekends away for occasions when you have a young child, we all need a break, but it’s the multiple nights away, on top of not parenting or seeing him all week!!
A normal person who knew they were going away for the weekend would make sure they spent some time with their 19 month old during the week to soak up that mummy time. The bottom line is she doesn’t want the mummy time. She wants to be away from him all week under the illusion she is so busy working 24/7 and then spend weekends away from him too.
Just looked quickly through her grid.
Apart from last weekend and this weekend there was:
- Em Clarkson’s wedding in May
- The nights away in France when they left Alf with Tommy’s parents at the beginning of April (and she said ‘when you finally get a baby-free weekend’)
- The early birthday / Mothers Day nights away at Heckfield Place in March
- Two nights in February for Valentines
edit to add sorry @ketchupmayo17 I didn’t see yours until I’d posted!
If we include her solo times away there are loads.
She thinks if she says something enough times it becomes true.
The people in the comments haven't cottoned onto how little time they spend with Alf and just how often they put themselves before him. All this 'we've barely seen eachother' stuff really shouldn't be the issue when you've barely seen your CHILD! That's what it boils down to. They absolutely deserve to be shamed. Selfish pricks. Yes Grandparent time is lovely but cannot replace time with your main caregivers; your parents - especially your mother. bleeping witch.
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Shes so thick and her followers are so thick. She'll now look at all those comments as validation and continue to avoid her child even more than before 
Alfie and baby thumb are going to have major attachment trauma 
People need to comment and call her out on her blatant bullshit! 3 nights my hairy hole
Uh oh what did you do?
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