I thought her real dad would've looked like Billy Ocean the way she goes on about her genetic 'roots' 
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Awww and he had to use a picture from Asherās own Instagram grid cos after like 12 months he STILL hasnāt posted a picture of her on his.. but sheās not bothered guys okayPoor Charley has been hacked again
Why are you like what Asher? Bringing your leftover Nandoās home like every other person would who didnāt eat it all!?
Sheās so bespoke!!! Prick!!
She reminds me of that Catherine Tate sketch where they keep going āwhat am I likeā?
Sheās so bespoke!!! Prick!!
She reminds me of that Catherine Tate sketch where they keep going āwhat am I likeā?
Is she messingā¦ going out for nandos because their dishwasher has a glitch and they didnāt want to wash up? Thereās only the 2 of themā¦ how much washing up can there be when all they eat is a chicken breast, broccoli and fry light āchippiesā about 5 nights a week. God forbid Charley actually pulled his weight and helped do the washing up I guess 
More lies again saying she can relate sooo much to that caption about not being in a rush to get married.
Asher you are desperate to get married, itās embarrassing to watch. Constantly referring to yourself as Charleyās future wife, becoming a 1950s housewife doing everything for Charley here thinking it will make him propose (it wonāt, youāre just being used), constantly re-sharing peopleās engagement/wedding pictures,ādating to marryā - saying you wanted to be married by Feb 2023 (that worked well for you
), following wedding photographers on Instagram. Ugh, sorry to go on but she is such a bleeping liar.You forgot the actual reference to him as her husband continuously!!!View attachment 2015063
More lies again saying she can relate sooo much to that caption about not being in a rush to get married.
Asher you are desperate to get married, itās embarrassing to watch. Constantly referring to yourself as Charleyās future wife, becoming a 1950s housewife doing everything for Charley here thinking it will make him propose (it wonāt, youāre just being used), constantly re-sharing peopleās engagement/wedding pictures,ādating to marryā - saying you wanted to be married by Feb 2023 (that worked well for you
Coming from the person that said she was dating to marry and bangs on constantly that her wedding Will be low key . Also for someone that said kids were never on her radar she also implying there that she might not be able to have kids
. Also for someone that said kids were never on her radar she also implying there that she might not be able to have kidsShe has gone on about how she was ādating to marryā so much she looks so stupid now. She said that before she got with Charley she had to be 100% sure this āfuture husbandā would want the same out of life with her. She has gone on so much how her and Charley are meant to be. Sheās done a huge U-turn on the kids and marriage view nowā¦ probably because Charley has said he doesnāt know what he wants yet and feels too young to decide/too early in their relationship (fair enough) but she has spent years insisting she wants marriage before 30 and to never be a mum so once again she is just adapting her views to fit the current soulmate. She is never going to find her own happiness the way she just settles for anyone this easily, regardless of what they want from life is actually worlds apart!!View attachment 2015063
More lies again saying she can relate sooo much to that caption about not being in a rush to get married.
Asher you are desperate to get married, itās embarrassing to watch. Constantly referring to yourself as Charleyās future wife, becoming a 1950s housewife doing everything for Charley here thinking it will make him propose (it wonāt, youāre just being used), constantly re-sharing peopleās engagement/wedding pictures,ādating to marryā - saying you wanted to be married by Feb 2023 (that worked well for you
I take it she couldnāt be arsed dragging herself out her pit this morning and going to the gym again 
what does she do all bleeping day
what does she do all bleeping day She uses her anal butt plug, clit beads and big mamba vibratory that she likes to announce to the world and video for her brother on facetimeI take it she couldnāt be arsed dragging herself out her pit this morning and going to the gym again
Poor Charley is obvs tit at licking dish if she needs a clit sucker
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Bragging about sex toys is not the flex you think it is Asher hahaha
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Bragging about sex toys is not the flex you think it is Asher hahaha
wtf is this weird profile photo sheās using now? itās giving dougal magic roundabout like where is her face? is she a hair account now? sheās a weirdo
like where is her face? is she a hair account now? sheās a weirdoAttachments
Lunching with her ābestieā the dog!! WTF this girl is beyond sad she needs to get a job
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Itās all thanks to the hairburstwtf is this weird profile photo sheās using now? itās giving dougal magic roundabout
She needs to get a life and some friends. Literally sat in a pub with her dog lunching.
Disclaimer** there is nothing wrong with doing things alone, itās the fact she does EVERYTHING alone!!!!
Disclaimer** there is nothing wrong with doing things alone, itās the fact she does EVERYTHING alone!!!!
Ahahahahahahaha Dougal I am dying
I am dyingGoes for lunch with her dog, but Lauren is in London.. they still canāt meet up! Something has definitely happened
Defo! There used to be a time Asher would drive an hour/hour and a half into Manchester late in the day just to just go to Laurenās house just for a roast dinner and come home
weird how 2 people can be āso closeā yet miss every opportunity they can to actually meet up 
No babes, itās giving, āsat like a bleep in the pub on your own taking selfies with your dog, I have a giant man hand, and have filtered the tit out of my chin vibesā!
Wonder if Lauren will treat Asher to a hotel stay and a Astrid+Miyu bracelet for her birthday next month?Defo! There used to be a time Asher would drive an hour/hour and a half into Manchester late in the day just to just go to Laurenās house just for a roast dinner and come home
Maybe Iām reaching but didnāt Lauren get her nails a bright green yesterday?!? Then Asher gets hers done today.. which is somewhat unusual of an unusual colourā¦
I bet Asher is that annoying friend that doesnāt have an original idea on her head and just copies everything you do then tries to pretend sheās come up with it herself
I bet Asher is that annoying friend that doesnāt have an original idea on her head and just copies everything you do then tries to pretend sheās come up with it herself
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