All That’s Pretty #7 Still can’t spell, fake flowers to sell, obsessed with Kate, like a stalker-y Nicholas Witchell

[Donkeykongxx]

Why is she obsessing about Taylor swift? She’s a middle aged mum of 3 am I missing something? How does she have time to be sewing sequins on some swimsuit and going up to Scotland?! I find her really cringe. It’s like all the royal stuff.. does anyone care?!

4 middle aged women. All for the gram. Embarrassing.

 

[esoes]

Well I guess that answered the what now question, she's gonna milk the costume for all it's worth.

 

[Cutthebull]

Back in London. Brace yourself for grinning selfies with celebrities.

 

[theoppositeofinfluenced]

Wait, you actually follow her?! I have a look at her on the sneaky insta viewer sites. Wouldn’t give her the clicks.
As if by magic the kids are back.
I see she has finally learnt how to say “Beaufort” for her latest reel.

Must have been brushing up her French before hitting the slopes

 

[Kittymum]

To be fair she’s put a lot of work into the body suit and it looks great…but I’d assumed she was going to wear something on her lower half also lol

The body suit looks good from the shoulders down - then you look up and see her middle aged face and hair - it just looks wrong!!

 

[madmare01]

Those ponies are going to pop with all that grass in that field

edit:spelling!

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

The cute girl' thing does my head in. I really do despise that trait in some women. Poor little girl syndrome. Stop it please.

It hurts us all—men and women—when influencers advance that kind of narrow definition of femininity.

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

All That’s Pretty Travel 2024

1. January: Dubai, with family, New Year
2. January: London, “work”
3. February: Dubai, Mum’s bday w 2 boys
4. February: London, day trip, alone, Natalie’s baby shower
5. March: North Coast, women’s night with friends
6. March: Skiing in France, family & friends
7. April: London, overnight, work
8. May: London, Chelsea Flower Show
9. May: Nantes, Family trip (sponsored)
10. June: Edinburgh, friends, Eras tour concert
11. June: Windsor, 3 days of Royal Ascot.

 

[Duchesspink]

That's definitely not her kids school.

I didn't realise she lived beside the sea/a lake. Just saw that her house is right beside water.

Her house isn't beside the sea! It's miles away from the sea

 

[JustmeJ]

Thoughts on the adult babygro shes wearing??

She looks absolutely ridiculous. Actual French people there will be thinking she’s a total moron. I know, I lived in France. They’re super judgmental about adults wearing ridiculously bright clothes (that’s for kids only-if even then!)

 

[wibbly wobbly]

This woman pretends to run a business, but she has time to do this and now she has tickets for Edinburgh so imagine how much she paid for those tickets.

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

I was more aghast at the 3 Launer handbags! They’re not cheap! And the 3 colour coordinated brollies - the excess is sickening.

I think at least one of those is Aspinal. A Mayfair midi, a la Kate.

 

[Heidi88]

Barney Barr

How could I forget

 

[Miss_noseyparker67]

Mark & Charlotte are in the Royal Enclosure speaking to celebs. I'm surprised LA isn't skulking around them trying to get noticed

 

[MaryLou32]

Where does Laura Ann Barr-Middleton-Windsor, Duchess of dose, live??? I always had them down for Hillsborough or surrounding areas but realising now I’m probably wrong?

I thought Ards direction but not sure

 

[theoppositeofinfluenced]

The recycle content keeps her grid ticking over. She’s cruising into 300k territory this week.

 

[Duchesspink]

At least she got to cuddle Natalie's new baby girl.
Wonder if she's in the godmother running yet
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At least she got to cuddle Natalie's new baby girl.
Wonder if she's in the godmother running yet

 

[Cutthebull]

5 ways to “style” a granny shirt.

 

[grumpytor]

This comment on one of Natalie’s videos

 

[martha82]

All that “class” and doesn’t know how to apply her perfume!

never spray on your neck as it will give you wrinkles due to the alcohol content and never ever rub your wrists together as it disturbs the fragrance molecules and distorts the sent!

woman hasn’t a clue

can you explain the correct way? Asking for a friend