All That’s Pretty #7 Still can’t spell, fake flowers to sell, obsessed with Kate, like a stalker-y Nicholas Witchell

[theoppositeofinfluenced]

So Chris Jackson is godfather for Natalie (I presume to the new baby). Did LA get the godmother status she was desperately chasing?

He and his wife are godparents to the first baby. LA is working hard for the title on baby number 2.

 

[theoppositeofinfluenced]

I bet she had to Google “how to pronounce Nantes”. As long as I live, I will never forget her pronunciation of “St Tropez”. Absolutely hilarious.

You were saying

 

[candyfloss99]

Can someone post the photos?, they aren't coming up on the anonymous viewer yet.

 

[Cutthebull]

Was it not Princess Eugenie that she weirdly followed?? Major faux pas if LA has got it wrong - and her so well in with the Royals too! Doh!

Yes! I thought that too! Her creepy stalking video was definitely Eugenie but she said Beatrice today. I’m crimson for her that she said “hello” to her.

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

Natalie looks so much better than the two previous years. She’s finally chosen something that suits her.

 

[belle0610]

She’s in London not stalking the royals isn’t she?

I’m pretty sure she’s in an Incognito cocktail bar, I don’t think they are in central London but there’s definitely one in Windsor, Richmond and Kingston

 

[theoppositeofinfluenced]

They sold out in a few hours but I’d say LA was early in the queue and not like she’d be put off by the cost

 

[ClareMcD]

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Think she means the mainstream media here, but will no doubt in her little brain be referencing all the little accounts on social media ….when really it was the British media hounded her.

 

[askedtoleave]

I can’t believe she hasn’t tried it on. What if it’s too short in the body?

 

[Lovecrisps]

They’ll be away skiing this weekend for paddys day - school finishes next Friday and be off or half day on Monday so hardly in next week by her standards

They've a half day Monday and Friday so only 3 days + 2 half days of school to miss in total if they're away next week. Sure, what's 4 days of private education?

 

[ClareMcD]

Announcement at 6pm on 22nd March, let’s watch Laura Ads stories
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Bowel cancer and has a colostomy bag, follow @Houseinhabit

 

[Faceleakage]

Somebody put up the pics please?

I was about to ask the same

 

[Cutthebull]

That's definitely not her kids school.

I didn't realise she lived beside the sea/a lake. Just saw that her house is right beside water.

That’s not her house. It’s her friend’s house. She lives near Moneyreagh, nowhere near Strangford Lough.
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Where has all the misinformation come from? That's both her house and kids school that have been misidentified in the past day!

It’s just people guessing/assuming.

 

[Cutthebull]

How is she 'press'? Taking a photo of herself next to tourist spots at the flower show?

Loads of these instahun/blaggers get free stays and label them “press/pr stay”. Lauren McDermott is a master at that. They are just beggars.

 

[mingbag]

These new flarr shirts are honkin, like something you’d get for grannies in a Sunday supplement magazine

I haven’t sewn since I was in the brownies, but I’m sure if I could be bothered I could go to the local charity shop and buy a hideous pair of curtains to cut up and slap a square of it on a white shirt. Bingo.

 

[ClareMcD]

I see her ‘friend’ Rita…Life at Belgrove’ had her son’s 1st communion and no sign of Laura-Ad, what happened there with that friendship, seems to have vanished.

 

[JodieGreen123]

In a way I’m glad she’s being honest about having a shitty time in the rain for the coronation, but it irritates the shit out of me that she still has to say it was an amazing experience.

 

[Lovecrisps]

Thanks to @Here-For-The-Dresses for her ongoing LA holiday list, I've copied on to the start of this new thread... Bets on the next trip? Night away this long weekend? Maldives for Easter? No ski trip this year?

All That’s Pretty Travel 2024

1. January: Dubai, with family, New Year
2. January: London, “work”
3. February: Dubai, Mum’s bday w 2 boys
4. February: London, day trip, alone, Natalie’s baby shower
5. March: North Coast, women’s night with friends

 

[Clare]

Wimbledon fashion and Ascot fashion are not alike. The POW may dress up for the Royal Box but surely she’s not in there?!?!? Normal seating is pretty casual clothing, how will she cope

 

[esoes]

It’s absolutely tragic. Go and find something worthwhile to do with your life. I feel sorry for her.

Totally! Away and do a course or a day of volunteering would ya! Her life must be so empty.