All That’s Pretty #7 Still can’t spell, fake flowers to sell, obsessed with Kate, like a stalker-y Nicholas Witchell

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

How does she always manage to get tickets that no one else can get? I saw several royal account’s saying they did not get tickets but I knew LA would get them.

I honestly wonder if she’s got some inside connections. We think they see her as a loon, but maybe they send her info in these cases to generate interest.

 

[Donkeykongxx]

poor girl has no idea how to pose for those pics. - I have secondary embarrassment.

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

All That’s Pretty Travel 2024

1. January: Dubai, with family, New Year
2. January: London, “work”
3. February: Dubai, Mum’s bday w 2 boys
4. February: London, day trip, alone, Natalie’s baby shower
5. March: North Coast, women’s night with friends
6. March: Skiing in France, family & friends
7. April: London, overnight, work
8. May: London, Chelsea Flower Show
9. May: Nantes, Family trip (sponsored)
10. June: Edinburgh, friends, Eras tour concert

 

[Cutthebull]

Did anyone notice when she took “K-Middy’s bestie” off her bio? Didn’t her bio also mention the Royal Family? Might be mistaken on that bit but she definitely had the bestie part.

 

[Duchesspink]

How do you know she hasn’t?! Maybe she has slid into his DMs.

Ewww she would if she could

 

[Cutthebull]

The wholesome family content trip before we get our fill of Era’s and Ascot 🫠🫠

Not forgetting the Balmoral trip. She has to keep that Royal content coming somehow. It gets her a lot of clicks.

 

[Lilah]

That's definitely not her kids school.

I didn't realise she lived beside the sea/a lake. Just saw that her house is right beside water.

 

[wibbly wobbly]

She is very quiet, no doubt a funny little video is being prepared with AF links thrown in.

 

[GossipMongoose]

That ski jacket looks like it was made for a toddler.

 

[martha82]

That dress is £14,523.34

What the actual fuck?
How would she (or any ‘normal’ person) be invited to this?
I assume they have “lent” her that dress?
She couldn’t possibly be gifted it could she?
who is the world pays £14k for a dress?!
make it make sense

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

All That’s Pretty Travel 2024

1. January: Dubai, with family, New Year
2. January: London, “work”
3. February: Dubai, Mum’s bday w 2 boys
4. February: London, day trip, alone, Natalie’s baby shower
5. March: North Coast, women’s night with friends
6. March: Skiing in France, family & friends
7. April: London, overnight, work
8. May: London, Chelsea Flower Show
9. May: Vendée in France, family

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Poor LA. It had been a week since she last went on a plane.

You’ve done my job for me!

 

[JodieGreen123]

Ooh there’s a branch of the cocktail bar she’s in in my town, hope she’s not here

She’s in London not stalking the royals isn’t she?

 

[bluesims]

The shirts are awful. Such a rip off.

 

[Pinkglitter123]

Why does she turn messages off on stories?

 

[Heidi88]

Where is her coverage and inside knowledge of the Queen’s visit?
Can only see Zoe Salmon on the footage

It is so obvious she only cares about Kate and Kate's wardrobe. Has she even acknowledged the Queen is in NI?

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

I’m expecting a ski trip soon…

 

[esoes]

She has it on "high authority", why can't she string a sentence together?! And what exactly is her source. Melter.

 

[Cutthebull]

That dress is £14,523.34

If I was the store I wouldn’t have let a “tyre kicker” (i.e someone who has zero intention of buying it) try it on in the first place. More to the point, if I had zero intention of buying it, I would not have been cheeky enough to ask to try it on. She just has no class.

 

[Lovecrisps]

You’ve done my job for me!

Lol, sorry!

 

[SpanglyPinkFish]

Who is she even with? Doesn’t look like Natalie is there?