I give it a year ![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
There’s no way she’d keep him if he stopped proving Instagram-worthy nights out.
Also, Alice, nobody is going to tell Adam that he’s got you for life, because none of us believe for a second that that’s true.