I would love to see her share some genuine content on this, videos of her prepping healthy food, images or videos of her out waking (or just of the scenery), sweaty post-gym selfies or images of her working with a trainer. This would be more engaging and would show a real turn around for her. I won’t hold my breath though.
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Poor Catherine. I thought it was a lovely photo and despite all the alterations that have been pointed out, it's still a lovely photo. Dos this mean we will see less of the gruesome double act in CA, as the world press is only accepting undoctored images now? Alice might struggle with that!
Can you post an image with the areas you think are PS?
Just as well. She's not Bianca.
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I can see a photoshop fail. Her nose looks like it fell off and she glued it on, in the wrong place. It's slightly too low down.
Has AE ever given any specific reasoning as to why she wears those stupid glasses that make her look like a knob head ?
It’ll be in her book
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Not saying you’re wrong, but have the words “Alice” and “gets off their butt” ever been seen in the same sentence?
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Because she is a knobhead?
Ok, i’m gonna try and be fair, and positive, about that most recent post.
Her lipstick is much… uh, the eyeliner really… she looks quite pleas- hmm. She… the hair looks much more… NOPE I got nothing. Sorry Alicehole! No amount of photo-tweaking is gonna hide the cringey *look at me look how happy I am I’m so happy* try hard vibes emanating out of the screen almost as strongly as the stale wine vapours.
Plus those last few hairs are really hanging on for dear life, huh?
(It’s the end of the week, I can’t be arsed being diplomatic today)
Her lipstick is much… uh, the eyeliner really… she looks quite pleas- hmm. She… the hair looks much more… NOPE I got nothing. Sorry Alicehole! No amount of photo-tweaking is gonna hide the cringey *look at me look how happy I am I’m so happy* try hard vibes emanating out of the screen almost as strongly as the stale wine vapours.
Plus those last few hairs are really hanging on for dear life, huh?
(It’s the end of the week, I can’t be arsed being diplomatic today)
For those of us who think Alice lost the weight by using Ozempic, it's because:
1) She does not have seemed to have done the exercise needed to lose her weight - she's never pictured outside walking, hiking or going to the gym. She doesn't have muscle tone. If she had been exercising, she would have posted the photos to her Instagram for content.
2) She drinks/drank a lot of alcohol, and seeing how little self-control she has, I doubt she would have been able to stop using it by her own volition.
3) One of her socks months ago made a reference to Ozempic, and Alice often writes about what she does or uses in real life.
4) She lost the weight pretty quickly.
5) The reason her face and neck still look full is because it's actually bloat, and could be because she's eating something she has an intolerance to, and she hasn't realised this yet. It could be something like dairy or gluten.
Her face has definitely lost weight/volume. She just doesn't have the Hollywood Ozempic look because she hasn't reached that level of skinniness.
Im planning on birthing some myself and Gill can see them as often as she likes
Whatever the Abuser does, or doesn’t do to her looks she will look ugly. It’s because she is an ugly person on the inside. Nothing she does on the outside will ever change that, unless she changes of course and we all know that will never happen.
Alice lives to provoke. She wrote it because she wanted people to talk about it.
She might not be able to wear lenses. Also, she'd probably catch all sorts of infections as I can't see her washing her hands before putting them in or taking them out.I really think Alice should try contact lenses because her vision is obviously poor without the glasses (I’m a lenses wearer so I can empathise). Her eye makeup is a joke. I’ve got to hand it to her though, she definitely cut her hair this time
I'd recommend a magnifying mirror with a good light to help with make-up application. However, I suspect part of the problem is she's using manky old make-up she was gifted when attending events with Ioan back in the day, or even from when she was acting.
Good point on the hygiene
I used to work in an opticians and a patient once asked if it’s ok to eat contact lenses. She said she had no where to put hers if her eyes got dry on the drive home so she would swallow them 
Why is it a problem that Meghan Markle is selling stuff. Isn't that what the British Royal Family does too. Don't they sell everything from tea towels to honey in the shops attached to their castles?
Meghan is popular in the US and other countries and I believe that she is going to make some really good money. Personally I see nothing wrong with what she is doing or see it as a case a come down. She is entrepreneurial, which we Americans love.
If that was all they did, it wouldn't be a problem. The Royal Family are on benefits to the tune of millions each year from the taxpayer. Before they went on welfare, they just stole things, land and other forms of wealth. Don't come at me monarchists, I said what I said.
If MM can make money, it's more than AFE was ever able to do.
The royal family sells stuff to give to charity, that is the main difference.
There are threads on here for the Royal family I'd rather not read about them in this thread tbh. Not trying to moderate btw.
Mod edit, lets leave this discussion for the other threads as it's nothing to this thread.
Mod edit, lets leave this discussion for the other threads as it's nothing to this thread.
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Because she’s just a * quirky gworl *, silly
To be fair, I have two friends who lost weight using a pharma option as a tool. It was still hard work. They still went to the gym daily and modified their diets. The medication was just a tool.
Ozempic is tricky in a way that when one uses it and stops using it, the weight will come back with vengeance (slower for those who developed healthier eating habits but even for them). So one has to maintain a certain level dose of it in perpetuum.
The glasses are fun but they do not suit Alice that well. In her face they jump at you like clown glasses.
Like someone said, you are almost feeling sorry for her -- and then you realise how mean and evil she is and has been...
I still think that being a tourist guide would be a good career option for her. Considering how she has burnt her bridges in the film industry.
There is good money in it, especially for former actresses/celebrity adjacent people. It is one of those jobs that people with ADHD can excel at as it can be very varied and can be stimulating and her hyperfocus (we can see it when she goes on 17 h posting stints online) could actually be an asset. As long as she can keep her ego in check and be charming. She could advertise to French and Italian people visiting Hollywood.
And doing conventions (if she gets asked).
The thing is she still has options before Starbucks or Home Depot...
If she is so hell bent of getting her revenge she should remember that the best revenge is living well...
All this talk re prenup brought about by her choosing Janina, reminded me of a comedy with George Clooney and Catherine Zeta-Jones (need to look up what it was called) I saw many years ago. And now I have a sudden urge to watch it.
ETA: The film was called Intolerable Cruelty... And recall I found it sharp and quite entertaining.
Now I need to rewatch it! https://www.pastemagazine.com/movie...others-screwball-comedy-rom-com-misunderstood
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