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Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #233 We waited 3 years to find out she has blood type rOsé positive?
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Where are these court docs? One in flowery “legalese” and 4 pleading leniency from the judge written in Alice’s left hand and signed “my mum”.
Maybe she’s been on eBay and has bought herself a barrister wig.
Maybe she’s been on eBay and has bought herself a barrister wig.
That first comment has got to be from an Alice sock. Or does another Salad Cream Clive or Brighton Bond think they're in with a chance?
PS: if ANYONE posts the nightmare-inducing AliceSpam photo I swear I'm coming to your house to force feed you tins and tins of Spam!
BH is no more expensive than anywhere else in LA county? Bullshit.
Every sentence is more mind-blowing than the last. Worried about isolating herself, from a woman who never leaves the house.
Rent-wise. Like she’s ever paid a penny for rent.
She’ll show remotely, and completely fumble and duck it up, Remember the lawyer who could only put a cat meme up on his zoom? Alice will do the same with TITS AKIMBO (bets on which one will address the court, because she’ll forget to switch her microphone on and misunderstands simple questions like: ‘could you please turn your microphone on’). The BAYBEEZ will watch in the background, bemused, while Gloria tops up Alice’s IV of rose.
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Taylor Swift has a squad. Alice has four rejects and Tone.
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Taylor Swift has a squad. Alice has four rejects and Tone.
She’s going to appear as Marjorie isn’t she?? Court snacks everyone!
There are times when I would almost give xx (something?) for a roll of duct tape when I see AFE's gawking mouth!
So to summarize
"I absolutely hate Bevery Hills"
"Beverly Hills is no more expensive than the rest of LA" (MEGA LIE)
"I choose BH for my babeez education" (but I didnt care about my eldest education before that)
"I choose BH to not be isolated" (but I love to isolate my babeez)
Her game is so obvious, it's painful
btw at least she noticed her single mom fauxpas
as for remote appearance: pretty sure the files are almost never available
oh Vanessa Hudgens started following Bianca, this made me laugh for some reason
"I absolutely hate Bevery Hills"
"Beverly Hills is no more expensive than the rest of LA" (MEGA LIE)
"I choose BH for my babeez education" (but I didnt care about my eldest education before that)
"I choose BH to not be isolated" (but I love to isolate my babeez)
Her game is so obvious, it's painful
btw at least she noticed her single mom fauxpas
as for remote appearance: pretty sure the files are almost never available
oh Vanessa Hudgens started following Bianca, this made me laugh for some reason
Why, what is wrong with her? Or is it because mAlice would be jello?So to summarize
"I absolutely hate Bevery Hills"
"Beverly Hills is no more expensive than the rest of LA" (MEGA LIE)
"I choose BH for my babeez education" (but I didnt care about my eldest education before that)
"I choose BH to not be isolated" (but I love to isolate my babeez)
Her game is so obvious, it's painful
btw at least she noticed her single mom fauxpas
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as for remote appearance: pretty sure the files are almost never available
oh Vanessa Hudgens started following Bianca, this made me laugh for some reason
Forget snacks! Tequila anyone?!!!
Yeah… probably worried about isolating herself from Panda Express delivery services.
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Bianca is getting these follows from people she’s meeting and getting friendly with isn’t she.
Alice doesn’t integrate at all well, even after more than 20 years her friends are all Brits apart from the hired help and by the looks of things she hardly sees any of them either.
Alice doesn’t integrate at all well, even after more than 20 years her friends are all Brits apart from the hired help and by the looks of things she hardly sees any of them either.
When Alice says Beverly hills was the same price as other areas what she means is "I was only ever going to rent somewhere for £6500-£7500 because I thought that would mean Ioan would have to pay me £25,000 per month forever so there's no way I would have considered renting somewhere costing half that, and I could find places for £6500-£7500 in lots of areas including Beverly Hills so I picked Beverly Hills"
Entitled, social media obsessed bad driver doesn't like living in area full of other entitled, social media obsessed bad drivers.
Like the only options are rich kids private school or BH schools! But she is SO selfless - only thinking of what's best for the BAYBEEZ!
I choose BH so Celia's house is a short drive away. What about her other mate Caroline - isn't she in a cheap area?
I wouldn't be surprised if she starts squatting when she can't afford the rent. At least she is setting up the Woe is Me post for when she has to leave.
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Of course! Alice Regina isn't going to live in a 'box' like IG and BW do. She was even sneering at him for not having a pool when she was squatting in his house.
ETA it's another way of trauma bonding the kids. She will tell them they will be in BH forever and then when they have to move, blame IG for it.
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Those are ALICE’s personality traits. Everyone else in BH is just jealous!
I think it was him too
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