Alightened
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To Alfie.......
Yes, that he has more chemistry with Mark than Zoe it seems.Can I just ask, when you guys say stuff about Alfie loving Mark, what is the joke? Is it that he has more chemistry with Zoe's best friend than with her? Or is it that he's gay?
SESHING... you know.... those big Friday night seshes with the boys. Savage nights where they catch the kendama over and over. You’ve not lived until you’ve seshed a kendamaOk so..
1. How does it take months to test out a kendama
2. What the heck is “seshing” a kendama
Imagine studying at Oxford and then having a son who’s as thick as Elfnot gonna lie I have a thing for Alfies dad and it continues now that I know he studied in Oxford
You missed oneAlfie's recent search history:
How to get more likes on Instagram
Places in Iceland
McDonald's in Iceland
Beanies
How cold is iceland
How much you want to bet he will break or lose half of this and a week after he’s back beg on IG for replacements.He will travel the world to avoid ZoeView attachment 54421
Yes agree, he just never gets any better. Watching the new vlog all his ghastliness seemed clearer than ever. He’s ripping off Casey neistat when he started vlogging... but SO badly. It’s kind of more frustrating because he can’t even mimic talent convincingly, yet he has all this success. His mundane time lapses, the way he’s tried to play about with the speed and sync music to it as Casey popularised in what 2016? Anyway it was just so poorly done, no heart, no skill, no innovation. (To confirm it Casey uploaded a really lovely video today. But more to the point he has developed through about a dozen editing styles since the one Alfie is trying to ineptly to copy.)I think saying he makes mediocre content gives way too much credit. He licherally makes lame copies of what he's seen others do while simultaneously thinking he's an amazing creative genius that's changing the world.
Little things he does are infuriating and show how he's never had any real issues in life. Like how he actually screams and makes such a big deal of the landrover being too hot / cold (delete as applicable for the time of year) while he sits with the engine idling waiting for it to heat up / cool down.
he looks absolutely fucking RIDICULOUS!!!!Lol... just lol.
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Wasn’t he just blasting a waitress/company on his stories for giving him a plastic cup while dining in?Elf just jumps on whatever is ‘trendy’ and the thing at the moment. And currently that’s her. Same with the plastic and stuff, i don’t believe he genuinely gives a shit, it’s more to appear that he does
I’d have told him he should wear more ‘adult wear’, sort his ringworm out, go and see a proper dentist, get rid of his nose trail hair, and all of his toys.... oh and have a personality transplant. And then he’d maybe be ok
Pulled from Zoe's thread and time stamped for you guys. Watch Alfie trying to try to convince his girlfriend she should dress more street. He eventually concedes and says he is "happy with her outfits but... could use a bit more street wear". Zoe is absolutely not having it.
Boyfriendoftheyear material right here: saying her hair smells like sewage (in Zoe's vlog) while also trying to change how she normally dresses. What a great start to November for Zoe. It couldn't be more obvious Alfie is not into her anymore.
The problem is he’s such a twat he actually believes that Italy video was outstanding.I would love Alfie for once to follow through on having the best content/content of the year/whatever other adjective he wants to stick to his mediocre videos. He said his Italy video was going to be amazing and it really wasn't. He promised us the content of the year and it still hasn't happened. He bought a halfpipe that he never used himself. We never saw the after results of his 90 day challenge. He bought expensive equipment for his podcast that floundered and never became a podcast. It goes on and on.
I think he brought that art book to be edgy. Probably thinks it's so kewl there's omg! bewbies!!! on the cover. I guarantee the pressed boobs art in their bedroom is something Alfie bought or convinced Zoe that they should get it. I don't think he's doing it to intentionally hurt Zoe more so than to show off he has an expensive book (one that wasn't gifted to him). Much like the Range Rover they drive, a car they absolutely don't need but drive for the status despite Range Rovers being notorious for having lots of issues and being high maintenance. These two are very much into showing off all the items they buy or own even if it's only used once.
Either way, their getaway is going to be spend 99.9% indoors and ordering food. Zoe is saving up her strength for when they go away for Christmas. She can only be away from her beloved couch for so many days.
Total twat in a tiny hat
Something him and Mark Ferris use together. I think the rest of us call it lube.Bum butter ? I don’t even want to know !
Cause he's a total twat!