Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate

[boredjess]

Credits to both @cherry198 (for screenshot) and @Youtubegossip for thread title suggestion
Link to previous thread https://tattle.life/threads/alfie-deyes-6-engaged-were-not-in-any-rush-for-that.2883/

Now....
Guyz...how many more toys will Mr Tory buy by the time we reach page 50??

10?
20?
30?

 

[Alightened]

I caught a glimpse of him on TV from a short clip on Zoe's Insta stories. Couldn't hear what he was waffling on about, but all you could see was his teeth and gums and him doing that stupid laugh. It was enough to put me off my breakfast

 

[Youtubegossip]

I caught a glimpse of him on TV from a short clip on Zoe's Insta stories. Couldn't hear what he was waffling on about, but all you could see was his teeth and gums and him doing that stupid laugh. It was enough to put me off my breakfast

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“I didn’t think about that (laugh), I think everyone on the team has done more cycling than me”

I think 95 year old Dorothy down the road has done more cycling than Elf. Unless you count his hanging onto the patio door. Do you think he’s going to take Morgan to hold onto the whole way round

 

[Alightened]

Oh look, he's such a happy chappy now Mummy Deyes has bought him a little balance bike so he doesn't fall off and graze his little knees on his epic bike ride.

 

[blurstoftimes]

I HATE HIM. How can someone be so stupid, greedy, selfish, wasteful and obsessed with material belongings and then have the audacity to sit on his moral high horse because he has a bleeping reusable water bottle? The lack of self-awareness is astounding. I am still convinced that he has some underlying mild learning difficulties. How is he real???

 

[pineapple9]

I HATE HIM. How can someone be so stupid, greedy, selfish, wasteful and obsessed with material belongings and then have the audacity to sit on his moral high horse because he has a bleeping reusable water bottle? The lack of self-awareness is astounding. I am still convinced that he has some underlying mild learning difficulties. How is he real???

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Came here to say the same. He's "not 100% the best with limiting wastage", is he bleeping serious???? How can he be THIS stupid? He produces so much waste, it's disgusting! Yet he sits there and pretends he's trying to be environmentally friendly. My hate grows every day.

 

[Shellx]

Came here to say the same. He's "not 100% the best with limiting wastage", is he bleeping serious???? How can he be THIS stupid? He produces so much waste, it's disgusting! Yet he sits there and pretends he's trying to be environmentally friendly. My hate grows every day.

BUT HE'S GOT A REUSABLE WATER BOTTLE GUYS!!

 

[pineapple9]

BUT HE'S GOT A REUSABLE WATER BOTTLE GUYS!!

Don't forget the reusable straw!

 

[Yel]

Came here to say the same. He's "not 100% the best with limiting wastage", is he bleeping serious???? How can he be THIS stupid? He produces so much waste, it's disgusting! Yet he sits there and pretends he's trying to be environmentally friendly. My hate grows every day.

I still can't forget that Christmas they had so much waste piled by the door that they had to take several trips in the bleeping landrover to the dump!

Not to mention they live near a train station that's a quick ride to brighton and near the "office", but always drive the land rover instead.

 

[Youtubegossip]

I HATE HIM. How can someone be so stupid, greedy, selfish, wasteful and obsessed with material belongings and then have the audacity to sit on his moral high horse because he has a bleeping reusable water bottle? The lack of self-awareness is astounding. I am still convinced that he has some underlying mild learning difficulties. How is he real???

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On the lads holiday to Portugal didn’t they fill a trolley up with bottled water? It’s okay guys he’s got his reusable for show though....

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

On the lads holiday to Portugal didn’t they fill a trolley up with bottled water? It’s okay guys he’s got his reusable for show though....

I wish someone would put this twit in the bleeping dump with all his waste. Can’t stand his holy attitude act. He’s getting worse by the day.

 

[Shellx]

I still can't forget that Christmas they had so much waste piled by the door that they had to take several trips in the bleeping landrover to the dump!

Not to mention they live near a train station that's a quick ride to brighton and near the "office", but always drive the land rover instead.

Didn't he get a taxi to London last night too? Then complain there was an hour's diversion

 

[pineapple9]

He clap-laughs 29 seconds in. Why is he so annoying?
The only thing he said to "explain" the Prince's Trust was: "helping young people in the UK live, learn and earn." WHAT?
They were all sucking up to him so much, saying how "genius" he is. It's so frustrating to watch. He is literally doing nothing, it was all just luck, being at the right time in the right place.
Also, still playing the "it started out of passion, I never thought I could make money off of it"-card.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

His teeth look worse than before his gifted dental work.

 

[LaurieLaurie]

Yikes his teeth look bad on TV.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Yikes his teeth look bad on TV.

Like so bad, he must use some sort of flattering filter over his videos... surely???

 

[LaurieLaurie]

Like so bad, he must use some sort of flattering filter over his videos... surely???

Beauty mode and clever angles? He must know they look bad, none of his Instagram pics are of him smiling.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Why is he openly admitting he’s not trained for something he’s the chief ambassador for? It’s a charity bike ride, put yourself into it you bleeping idiot. You don’t have to be a pro bleeping cyclist? Just train a bit and look interested. He isn’t selling it at all. MAKES ME SO MAD. WHY EVEN BOTHER.

He’s probably setting the scene of a failure on his part, then he can blame the “lack of training” rather than his DIRE WORK ETHIC.

 

[boredjess]

 

[Shellx]

The only time he smiled in that is when they were talking about him and "bum butter" any serious questions he just looked so uninterested and bored!