Literally cannot stand this couple
Oh I know! It must cost a fortune to have one session a week. God knows the NHS wouldn’t prescribe he have therapy?He also forgot to point out how his financial privilege allows him to do this, it’s not just about having the time
Is it just me or is Morgan glued to Alfie’s side lately? More so than the other boys. He was in the back of their car the other day like he’s their petNearly threw up when Alfie told Zoe to "Gander at the hole" during crazy golf and she responded with "Gander at my hole." the boiz did not look impressed either. Still no sign of the 90 day challenge results, he went on and on about it but like everything else in his flakey non committal life there has been no follow up, all the ladz look the same anyway.
Alfie looks worse tbfNearly threw up when Alfie told Zoe to "Gander at the hole" during crazy golf and she responded with "Gander at my hole." the boiz did not look impressed either. Still no sign of the 90 day challenge results, he went on and on about it but like everything else in his flakey non committal life there has been no follow up, all the ladz look the same anyway.
Will never see those as there was no difference.Nearly threw up when Alfie told Zoe to "Gander at the hole" during crazy golf and she responded with "Gander at my hole." the boiz did not look impressed either. Still no sign of the 90 day challenge results, he went on and on about it but like everything else in his flakey non committal life there has been no follow up, all the ladz look the same anyway.
I thought that.Is it just me or is Morgan glued to Alfie’s side lately? More so than the other boys. He was in the back of their car the other day like he’s their pet
The closest he got to actually swimming was swimming in that David Beckham 'banging' perfume. Sprayed it on himself 12 times. I feel bad for anyone who walked past him at that cafe, they would've had an asthma attack...Latest blog. Meant to go for a 5am swim, changed it to 7. Zack was late so tried to get out of it and wanted to go for breakfast instead .... eventually ‘swam’ for about ten minutes. Was more paddling.
Well, he gets paid to be their pet.Is it just me or is Morgan glued to Alfie’s side lately? More so than the other boys. He was in the back of their car the other day like he’s their pet
Think he's his bodyguardIs it just me or is Morgan glued to Alfie’s side lately? More so than the other boys. He was in the back of their car the other day like he’s their pet
He probably watches that German youtuber Jeremy Fragrance who baptizes himself in his colognes daily.The closest he got to actually swimming was swimming in that David Beckham 'banging' perfume. Sprayed it on himself 12 times. I feel bad for anyone who walked past him at that cafe, they would've had an asthma attack...
He needs to get a life if frozen grapes are the best thing. But he does say everything is the best/sick guyz, so nothing is the best/sick.Frozen grapes are LiTerAlLy the best GUYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Goes on as if he invented them. Wants to be careful he doesn’t break those teethFrozen grapes are LiTerAlLy the best GUYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Those puzzlesHe needs to get a life if frozen grapes are the best thing. But he does say everything is the best/sick guyz, so nothing is the best/sick.
Why does he call it a fanny pack anyway? That’s American, we call them bumbags.Due to extreme boredom I watched his latest - first in ages. Some questions. Why does he wear that fanny pack constantly? Why do his friends wear Futures Elf stuff constantly? Why is he so proud of his glass water bottle yet in that one day he had shots of something (probiotics?) from plastic bottles, sushi on plastic trays and vast amounts of food from Burger King (after his inspirational tweet about giving up meat)? Why does he never eat at home? Why on a Friday were none of them working - does he ever go to that office? I know the answer to all of these is because he is a knob mind you.
Cos he’s a massive FANNYWhy does he call it a fanny pack anyway? That’s American, we call them bumbags.
He never seems to take it off, seemed especially weird when he was trying to do his seatbelt up over it. What does he keep in the mystery bag that means it can never be taken off ha