Poor old Alfie wouldn't be able to oil it, he's not capable of such things
. He's a cackhanded cockhead
. He's a cackhanded cockhead
Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!
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not in that screenshot but in his Instastory: the oil job they did first coat seems to have pooled at the bottom - was it meant to look like that? Wonder if he's ruined it already?
Have the piano and slackline already been demoted to the "shed of shame"?
Isn't about that time of year that they buy their annual disposable swimming pool/moat?
Have the piano and slackline already been demoted to the "shed of shame"?
Isn't about that time of year that they buy their annual disposable swimming pool/moat?
I think he's the only one that didn't give into the peer pressure of hanging on to that stupid boat dock in Greece ( I *think*) so that alone goes a long way.
It really pisses me off that he has other people doing it. I called it the day he and Zoe went to get the oil/ coating and he only worked long enough to film himself doing so and then probably just left the others to do the rest while he sat up in his little bonus house tower of uselessness.
Definitely. Tis weird we haven't seen the usual Deyes come over, Nick or Sean bbq's because Alfie doesn't know how, they all slide down the homemade slide then each try to jump onto the most ridiculous float while the others take turns yelling "YAAOH". Poppy makes a spread, Nala goes mental, wash, rinse, repeat.
You forgot Poppy sitting there dressed for Autumn, moaning.
Oh I get it, I get the sunglasses thing, heโs trying to be like Lewis Capaldi. Except Lewis Capaldi is actually funny
He's doing that pose again...
Whenever he does this, I feel like he has been photoshopped in.
I canโt believe the person taking the photo can actually take these without laughing
He going for that "immigrant smuggled in a shipping container" vibe.
All his pictures are the bloody same daft pose with his gormless face
Can you just imagine if we all took those sorts of photos. All of us staring vacantly into space like idiots with a gormless expression on our faces. How bloody boring would it be, he's a total twit. "Here's a photo of me looking into space", "here's one of me later in the day staring into space". "I'm on a donkey here at the seaside staring into space"
. All of us staring vacantly into space like idiots with a gormless expression on our faces. How bloody boring would it be, he's a total twit. "Here's a photo of me looking into space", "here's one of me later in the day staring into space". "I'm on a donkey here at the seaside staring into space"Latest blog. Meant to go for a 5am swim, changed it to 7. Zack was late so tried to get out of it and wanted to go for breakfast instead .... eventually โswamโ for about ten minutes. Was more paddling.
Does he sleep in that man bag. Literally takes it off for nothing
Does he sleep in that man bag. Literally takes it off for nothing
My mates would fully take the pissCan you just imagine if we all took those sorts of photos
Why does he speak to a therapist
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Both him and Zoe have a therapist that they Skype regularly, think it's to help them in their very very stressful lives
to get rid of anxiety etcBoth him and Zoe have a therapist that they Skype regularly, think it's to help them in their very very stressful lives
He also forgot to point out how his financial privilege allows him to do this, itโs not just about having the timeBoth him and Zoe have a therapist that they Skype regularly, think it's to help them in their very very stressful lives
They need to live in the world real, that would give them real anxiety!
I'd need a bloody therapist if I had to live with Alfie and Zoe
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