NEW THREAD: Thanks to @Albert_Chris for the title, but I’m also taking some of the credit because it was basically part of my comment made into a thread title. 
Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!
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sometimes the simple and direct title thread is the best!
What happened to his bestie Chai? Seems he's a full-time Twitch streamer now but doesn't look like he's one of the boyz these days?
WAFM -- Alfie new brand. Not merch. BrAnDdd
What a collaboration!NEW THREAD: Thanks to @Albert_Chris for the title, but I’m also taking some of the credit because it was basically part of my comment made into a thread title.
someone should send Alfie's Insta story about the man who asked him about his hoodie to DHOTYA (Didn't Happen of the Year Awards)
Someone should tweet him this...
Entirely possible. He is a ducking moron after all.
Today’s attempts to hide the #AD. Such an asshole. If he doesn’t want to put it on screen, then He needs to start saying no to ads so there is nothing to disclose. He’s getting paid disgusting amounts of money to do nothing, the least he can do is follow the very simple rules that are laid out.
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To be fair he’s got the ‘paid partnership with mini’ thing tagged so I don’t think he needs to even type ad if he dicloses that way.
I saw on another thread someone in the ‘social climbers’ ( a group of nob heads who aren’t as big as Alfie etc) one of them apparently said their last brand deal paid £25k.... imagine the money Zoe and Alfie are on!
Does he even need glasses?
Just listened to him rabbiting on on his Insta stories, I wish he'd stop saying "super" on repeat
. It's super super brilliant etc. He pisses me off big time. He needs to fu*k right off super super quickly 
. It's super super brilliant etc. He pisses me off big time. He needs to fu*k right off super super quickly He’s a super super twitJust listened to him rabbiting on on his Insta stories, I wish he'd stop saying "super" on repeat
Send In all your clips to Morgan. It’s for a video I’m working on. I mean Morgan’s working on. I mean I’m definitely working on it not Morgan. But email it to Morgan guyzzzz
He’s probably looking at a donut in a shop window display.
My caption for anything to do with Alfie on twitter.
“Oh duck right off”
Is this is new ‘edgy’ photography page.
No one loves their own reflection as much as Alfie Deyes.
Think of the finger prints he's gonna leave on that glass for someone to clean up after Jim just for a photo
Who even takes let alone posts pictures like that 
if I asked my mates to take pictures like that of me I’d be laughed at! He thinks he’s so edgy and fancies himself thinking he’s a model 
if I asked my mates to take pictures like that of me I’d be laughed at! He thinks he’s so edgy and fancies himself thinking he’s a model - Status