Alex Simpson

[MissTeddy]

However she is a grown ass woman who has just admited on a Monday morning that
1. She has nothing to do (get a bleeping job, do something, contribute to society)
2. She’s scared of the dark - so she slept with the light on. Alex you are 30 years old, living in your own home. Grow a pair.

 

[goldrings111]

I also find it odd how she came back from the hen do on Saturday night. They went on Friday morning, bit sus

 

[Nellyellie]

Let’s face facts. Kiiieeeee had covid before she even went away but she kept quiet because little Alex can’t miss an opportunity to drink secco with the gals

 

[whoareyouu]

Wait, her 61 year old mother cleans her house?! Why can’t she do it?

 

[justlooking1978]

Wait, her 61 year old mother cleans her house?! Why can’t she do it?

Is auds 61?! She’s kept that quiet

 

[Loveitme]

Is auds 61?! She’s kept that quiet

Wait, her 61 year old mother cleans her house?! Why can’t she do it?

Did you not know Auds is 61?
I think it’s funny when she says she wants kids .Honestly can you imagine

 

[Eastonell]

As if her biggest problem whilst being in isolation is the fact that kieeeeeee can’t take her outfit pics. Is this girl for real? I already can’t be arsed with the beg stories for the next ten days and videos of Auds (can you believe she’s 61?) slut dropping to celebrate the end of their isolation

 

[willawallawooh]

Love how pleased with herself she is for cooking a salmon fillet!

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

All cooks with Kie recipes are from Joe Wicks … no creativity between them

 

[MissTeddy]

Count down is on to celebration end of isolation steak and Prosecco at the Stables. Yawn.

 

[Loveitme]

All cooks with Kie recipes are from Joe Wicks … no creativity between them

Tbf he did tell us all how to make poached eggs so credit where credits due

 

[Nellyellie]

Banter Kweeeeen

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

She’s just demonstrated that she can edit pics … not that she needs too as she’s tiny

 

[SEssex2608]

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Banter Kweeeeen

I actually did think this was funny and cracked up

 

[justlooking1978]

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Banter Kweeeeen

Bants bants bants

 

[goldrings111]

So sneaky hiding the aff in the top corner where no one can see it. Reporting! Influencers thinking rules don’t apply to them yet again

 

[Bec_123]

So sneaky hiding the aff in the top corner where no one can see it. Reporting! Influencers thinking rules don’t apply to them yet again

Are there set rules for influencer on how big the font should be etc etc? Genuine question not being funny x

 

[goldrings111]

It’s meant to be clearly identifiable which here is not, makes it look like she’s posing as a consumer when really she wants the dollar bills from the swipe ups

Are there set rules for influencer on how big the font should be etc etc? Genuine question not being funny x

 

[Bec_123]

It’s meant to be clearly identifiable which here is not, makes it look like she’s posing as a consumer when really she wants the dollar bills from the swipe ups

Interesting read, thank you! They should make the same rules around photo editing too! Not Alex in particular as I really don't think she edits her body, I'm thinking of those who edit themselves to look slimmer yet curvier in the 'right places'. You get my drift

 

[shhh1712]

I used to really like Alex, she was one of my favourite influencers for a long time but now she’s just so unrelatable and I cringe at her stories. Her responses seem a lot ruder and abrupt than they used to, and I unfollowed Kie Cooks months ago for the same reason. I find the covid stuff bizarre, saying on her post today that he’s not allowed to cook until Tuesday.. get a grip! My partner and I have both had covid this week (still do), and it’s just so weird to me that she is sleeping in a different bedroom and he’s not allowed to cook until his isolation finishes, pretty sure she said he had now tested negative anyway! Such weird behaviour