Gatorland's 75th, if I'd know that I'd have known where he'd be yesterday for sure. And of course since the word "storm" worked before he now uses it again and will probably use it anytime a raindrop falls from now on. "Look at me! Look at me!"
The "I can't continue like this with the date-stamped events in 2024" guy is always in search of a date-stamped event within 100 miles of him. Adam says alligators don't need coffee. Here's a secret buddy: neither do humans, you should try it sometime! I'm surprised that Adam didn't think Simple Plan was playing Gatorpalooza.
The man who chooses to live in Florida continues to complain about the heat every day. Thumbnail time, Part One:
BTW, we know this guy owns hats other than Rays hats, right? Does it have to be a Rays hat every single day of his life?
WARNING, SMALL CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM, THOSE WITH WEAK CONSTITUTION AVERT YOUR EYES
It was quite the performance by Adam. I like to think of it as his tribute to physical comedy in honor of his hero, John Ritter. He practically leapt off the mechanical gator/bull and onto the ground in the fetal position as shown, then unnaturally flipped himself over into the "face down, behind up" pose you see above, as if it was a natural thing to do. He then stood up (plumber's crack came close, but thankfully no) and then he leaned on the gator/bull which moved and Adam went with it and fell down again for good measure. It was as fake as his screaming on the rides.
Tampa Jay rides next, and manages to just fall off like a normal person and doesn't fake anything like Adam. Jay hasn't figured out the performance art part of it yet, I guess. The "social media influencers" were then brought up to the front gates for the opening ceremony and "cake" presentation, where Adam really went all out. He took advantage of having Jay there and made him film while Adam did stupid things like the gator/bull ride and this:
Adam takes a look at the real cake, admires it, and then as he always does,
proudly boasts he will NOT be eating any cakes or snacks. He says that if they had COFFEE, he would have some of that (
coffee diet, anyone?). The constant proclamation that he won't be having any food that is made available to him seems to have replaced his declaration that he won't be having any alcohol because he doesn't drink - haven't heard the alcohol one in quite some time.
Adam and his new "girlfriend" share a moment of throwing hot dogs at each other
Thumbnail attempts Part Two
The rain starts and Adam spends some time trying to pretend it's not just a regular Florida thunderstorm and making it out to be some big, bad megastorm, but he still keeps running around from section to section it in. He then makes a Gatorland Mold-a-Matic to go with the one he made at WDWNT. It's a rare day that the pile of crap in his house doesn't grow in some way, shape or form. Then he finds another a machine and makes ANOTHER ONE.
A few days ago in discussing OCD I mentioned Howard Hughes. Adam between his hair and this thumbnail (get it!) he's growing, Adam seems to be working on his own Howard Hughes look:
Of course he stops for merch on the way out but nothing catches his eye.
My opinion: he is not "dating" Savannah. She works for Gatorland. It's her job to get local social media types to events like this, and Adam certainly fits that bill. She's invited him to Gatorland to get such coverage on his channel before, and will do it again. She knows he films and posts the next day, so locals who follow Adam will see it and come this weekend. Plus, he literally posts every night about the Rays from his couch. Don't think the social life is too on fire.
Methinks Adam is delusional! It’s actually harder to walk at a fast pace than to jog or to run. Trained fast walkers actually train for events, not wish upon a star!
Even Jiminy Cricket told him to get a clue.
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