For the legions of viewers thinking, "Gosh dang it, I don't hear enough about Celebration from Adam!", let's have even more on his IG:
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One bedroom
white sofa creepy residentYep, ATW and Patrick Bateman share some traits...
One of my kids is looking on the south side and can’t find a one bedroom for less than $1400….
Thanks, literally took me like 2 seconds to find it.That’s some excellent detective work right there.
I'm in the wrong line of work.
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[/LIST] any episode of The Daily Woo where Adam does something (an activity, an event, a location) that he's already done many times before - sometime dozens of times! In November 2023 Adam closed on a 3br/2ba home in Celebration, Florida. There is no record of a mortgage, so it appears...
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What in the actual duck is going on there?
Those are the shiny fake denim shorts he wore on his Salem trip. Seemed to be the only shorts he brought. Ill fitting with a belt he cinches up way too much. Chelsea obviously classier then giggles and wants to look nice at an expensive date. Adam not so much, in his skoolboy cheap jacket that no one normal, would know is a Home Alone jacket. The way a grown man is excited to take pictures with a disney cast member in costume is really demented. All these photos with characters that he cherishes. Beyond narcissism imo. He is on the spectrum with no disrespect to others on the spectrum but he is certainly on there. Chelsea needs to RUN!
Chelsea, legit, looked LOVELY. I don't have one bad thing to say about the outfit, outside of the kitten heels being a witch to walk around a park in but she DID make a great attempt to meet the theme of the party.
Woo, on the other hand? Don't kid yourself, David. There's no "magic" happening in that bed unless it's with your hand. Cuz any normal woman - who you didn't have to pay - is going to be charmed by you once they see the entire picture of what they're dealing with. And it ain't pretty.
You couldn't even wear PANTS?!? NICER SHOES?!?! I mean, GROW THE duck UP already.
It's not punk, it's not trying to be different. It just looks lame at this point.
Woo, on the other hand? Don't kid yourself, David. There's no "magic" happening in that bed unless it's with your hand. Cuz any normal woman - who you didn't have to pay - is going to be charmed by you once they see the entire picture of what they're dealing with. And it ain't pretty.
You couldn't even wear PANTS?!? NICER SHOES?!?! I mean, GROW THE duck UP already.
It's not punk, it's not trying to be different. It just looks lame at this point.
I call this "Time to Vomit"
Mr. Woo shoves not one, but two greasy, slimy McRibs in his stupid face. Watch if you dare as he almost bathes in the disgusting sauce as it drips all over his beard and hands. The horror, the horror of the oncoming skid marks inside those shorts.
Adam: "Not doing horrible with the diet, but not crushing it."
Also I spotted this a couple days ago and forgot about it.
He had zero interest in "overseas" before, now it'll happen "in time"? I thought he was retiring next year, how much time is there left?
Oh my goodness... On a small screen and at first glance, it looks like he's holding the sandwich from the inside because his fingers line up with the fake rib shapes in the patty, and
Needless to say, this does not make me want to try a McRib.
Every "food review" by David - "That was pretty good".
Added on: i skipped through the binge fest. Disgusting with zero self control. Chelsea are you watching this? Is he going to be a good role model for your lovely son? UmmmCan I give this comment a thousands thumbs up?!!
Sleuths, does he show his suspected homestead building while binging on his “meal”? Is he trolling us bc we think we figured out his address? What do you think?
Based on his vlog, it looks like he went to the McD's on Celebration Blvd., then went to a new area called Island Village, on the outskirts.
That's fairly far from downtown Celebration where I believe he lives. Definitely a hike if you were to walk it; more easy to drive it.
The shops are new and I don't think many have anything in them yet.
Matches with his vlog -
OK, a bit later he realizes he has dropped a piece of onion and sauce on his shoe:
He reaches down with his left hand to pick it off of his shoe:
and there it is:
He drops the chunk of onion in the McD's bag AND THEN LICKS HIS FINGERS OFF, as his fingers have sauce FROM HIS SHOE on them:
And he puts the bag on the dashboard and then pulls away, so all the food goes all over the floor of his car. Why didn't he just lay it all out on the soles of his shoes and eat it off of there? JFC
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So he’s no better than Tracker, who eats spaghetti straight off a picnic table.
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