Three years and he finally shows his Celebration apartment.
To answer my question about why the vlog is 34 minutes: the first 6.5 mins are spent reviewing (again) everything about "downtown" Celebration that Adam mentions daily/weekly: the clock, Water and Market streets, getting coffee, the gator, the movie theater, the farmer's market, etc. Why he thinks anyone would want to see and hear about this crap constantly, I have no idea. Imagine living where there's actual history, Adam, it's much more fulfilling.
Adam says this is a tour of his apartment, but another reason it's 34 minutes long is that it's really a tour of the crap inside his apartment and not the apartment itself so much. So he rambles on about each item incessantly. He also calls this a "loveseat":
Of course, normal people approaching 50yo know that it's a reclining chair, sometimes referred to as a Laz-y-Boy chair as that's the brand name many associate. A loveseat is a small couch for 2 people, not a chair for 1 person.
Very interesting that Adam bothers to point out the "little motion detector" inside his living room. Is it weird for a 1 bedroom apartment to have a security system?
He again shows off his BttF snow globe that he previously said "who knows how much this could be worth". Of course it's not worth much which I pointed out in this forum. He now says it is "super rare, but I guess you can get them on eBay now"
There's literally nothing in his fridge. Suspiciously, he doesn't open the freezer - I expect anything he eats at home is frozen and very bad for you, and he didn't want to expose himself on that front. As he holds this up, he says "I do like Yellow mustard"
"This is where I sleep, I was gonna say this is where the magic happens, but this is where I sleep. Sometimes the magic happens, but you know what I'm saying"
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At the 28 minute mark, he says he won't go through all his "books" (all about BttF, Disney, Hollywood, etc - no actual fiction at all) because "I won't bore you with that." Too late, Adam, too late.
Then we get a 4 minute bike ride. So really, this vlog should've been 20 minutes max.