JFC, he's now wandering around malls in the Boston suburbs???
"Today I have no real game plan except drive around this general area and see what I can find" - he really said this, really. What the hell kind of road trip is this? Why is he staying in the Saugus area in the same hotel/motel he was in for Salem's Halloween festivities and doing nothing? Why hasn't he hit the road?
Like a moth to a flame, Adam can't resist it when he sees a dinosaur on the side of the road. "Looks like he has some lights on him", says Adam observantly. Then he pauses to think of a way to say that again (of course), and he fails miserably when he says, "He is astrewn with lights." Astrewn is not a word, buddy. Strewn is, but even then you're pretty much using it wrong. Perhaps he meant to pull out one of his often-used, super annoying words, "festooned", and his brain exploded and came out with "astrewn" instead. But no second takes for our boy Adam, nope, he just leaves it right in there:
Why is he traipsing around Jordan's Furniture Mall off of Rt 1 in the Boston suburbs??? The revolving door announcement warns that the door can stop suddenly, and Adam repeats the announcement (of course) but says "This revolving store can stop suddenly". Perhaps he needs a hearing check in addition to a eye exam.
I mean, when Adam said he was going somewhere for Halloween and the driving on a road trip back home, surely everyone expected him to stay in the Boston area for days to find this content, right?
He wanders around the mall parking lot to show the Fuddrucker's van/truck. Seriously. Has he lost his mind?
This entire vlog is literally just walking around malls reading signs
He read this sign as "Do not touch this, the gate is armed"
I guess he ran out of malls so he goes to "find" something called Skull Cliff, which is in the woods right next to the malls and Rt 1, and it's not exactly hard to find, it's on Google Maps. There's even marked parking for the very short hike:
He's down to saying "there's a couple of ducks over there, let me zoom in on them"
Well let's see how Adam is "finishing the year strong" by getting back to his weight loss routine, shall we? A nice salad perhaps?
Tomorrow I suppose he could just leave the camera pointing out the hotel window for 30 minutes and upload that and call it content.
"Today I have no real game plan except drive around this general area and see what I can find" - he really said this, really. What the hell kind of road trip is this? Why is he staying in the Saugus area in the same hotel/motel he was in for Salem's Halloween festivities and doing nothing? Why hasn't he hit the road?
Like a moth to a flame, Adam can't resist it when he sees a dinosaur on the side of the road. "Looks like he has some lights on him", says Adam observantly. Then he pauses to think of a way to say that again (of course), and he fails miserably when he says, "He is astrewn with lights." Astrewn is not a word, buddy. Strewn is, but even then you're pretty much using it wrong. Perhaps he meant to pull out one of his often-used, super annoying words, "festooned", and his brain exploded and came out with "astrewn" instead. But no second takes for our boy Adam, nope, he just leaves it right in there:
Why is he traipsing around Jordan's Furniture Mall off of Rt 1 in the Boston suburbs??? The revolving door announcement warns that the door can stop suddenly, and Adam repeats the announcement (of course) but says "This revolving store can stop suddenly". Perhaps he needs a hearing check in addition to a eye exam.
I mean, when Adam said he was going somewhere for Halloween and the driving on a road trip back home, surely everyone expected him to stay in the Boston area for days to find this content, right?
He wanders around the mall parking lot to show the Fuddrucker's van/truck. Seriously. Has he lost his mind?
This entire vlog is literally just walking around malls reading signs
He read this sign as "Do not touch this, the gate is armed"
I guess he ran out of malls so he goes to "find" something called Skull Cliff, which is in the woods right next to the malls and Rt 1, and it's not exactly hard to find, it's on Google Maps. There's even marked parking for the very short hike:
He's down to saying "there's a couple of ducks over there, let me zoom in on them"
Well let's see how Adam is "finishing the year strong" by getting back to his weight loss routine, shall we? A nice salad perhaps?
Tomorrow I suppose he could just leave the camera pointing out the hotel window for 30 minutes and upload that and call it content.
