2023 Celebrity Death Pool #4 'Nul Points!' we cry, but when will another celebrity die?!

[TruthTeller1036]

Rest in peace Dame Edna, currently in the queue to get into Windsor Castle but had to check the list

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I knew Michal Jackson was dead cos we were all in the pub and all started suddenly getting texts with jokes about him.

They say Michael Jackson died of cardiac arrest personally I blame it on the boogie.

 

[netflixbritney]

I've thought of an obvious one - Thomas Markle!! He's 78 and fairly clearly not in good nick. Mind you he's been "making his last, deathbed plea to reconcile with Meghan" for 5 years now.

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

He's worth a massive 57 points!

Would propel those who named him into the top spot.

I’m still hoping for a happy ending in which he’s found and accepts help.

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its not looking good. He never recovered from his friend dying. its been a slow suicide since then. breaks my heart. I lost my best friend too, and know that pain all too well.

 

[JoJo76]

Had a Nana nap earlier, does anyone call them this still? Aka, fucking snot rag sleep. Anyway I had yet another dream that Alice Evans died in a carbon monoxide poisoning. I’ve obvs onto a thing here. Off you pop Alice. Give me points you lunatic!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Which Sir David though? We can't be mixing our David's up on here!

Oh yes sorry. Attenborough. It’s Coronation week I stand by my prediction he’s going to upstage Charlie & Cammy.
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Any of you morbid lot fancy some light bedtime reading as I do, look on AutopsyFiles, loads of celeb autopsies there to browse through (although Kobe Bryant’s is not for the faint hearted)

And with that you can probably guess whose I’m going to look up first.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I don't think Jamie Foxx will die this month, nor even this year.





(Reverse psychology, shh)

 

[coconochanel]

Has anyone got Michael Douglas he must be about 105 by now!

 

[Amoo]

We have not revived Jamie Foxx? Oh for god sake we’re getting worse .

He out-Foxxed us all!

 

[TruthTeller1036]

Masterchef Australia host has suddenly died too. Jock Zonfrillo. Only 46

 

[Meangirl815]

Aww I missed the curry last week and now there's only cucumber sandwiches on offer

 

[TruthTeller1036]

Well you know the saying...it comes in threes'.

you leave Mama Ru out of this

 

[thenorthremembers]

Hello!

Hope it's OK that I post on this thread... just wanted to say I found it far too late to get involved but every time I see a death announced I love to come on here and see what you're all saying/if anyone had them on their list... keep up the good work from a silent watcher of the celeb death pool

P.S RIP Len, as a big Strictly fan that one really got me

Welcome! @travelbug20

I’m loving that more people are finding this thread. I think it has to be the best one on tattle!
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You can tell him we've named over 390 celebs, and only got two hits so far... and it is almost May, ffs

Oh Jesus 2 out of that many celebs?!! we really are shit aren’t we!

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Right.

1)
Stop the revolution shit. I'm in charge and I'm watching you fuckers.

2)
We're approaching the need for thread number five.

Any suggestions for a title?
I'm tempted to just keep it as #5 with no title.

Make your suggestions/votes and I'll pick a winner or go with the majority.

 

[thenorthremembers]

The Tattle 2023 Celebrity Death Pool is a list of celebrities that we think will shuffle off this mortal coil in 2023.

This is the continuation of the threads that can be found here:
#1. 2023 Celebrity Death Pool | Tattle Life

#2. 2023 Celebrity Death Pool #2 | Tattle Life

#3 2023 Celebrity Death Pool #3 | Tattle Life


We don't want these people to die (well... with a few exceptions).

It is just a list of celebrities we think may get a visit from the Grim Reaper this year.



Points will be given to those who name someone who dies, and will be issued as a score of 100 minus the age of the celebrity in question.



For example:

A 98 year old dies, you get two points.

A 20 year old dies, you get 80 points.



Anyone over the age of 100 gets you one point only.



The current leaderboard is as follows:

In first place, with our first hit (and still feeling guilty about it) on 33 points for nominating much-missed Paul O'Grady:

@Shesaidwhat?

In joint second place, with 7 points for nominating Mary Quant:

@Fishwife

@MillionDollarBaby

@Rockin' Robin

We have not been doing well!

All point-scoring votes were placed before February 2023.

You can discuss recent/likely deaths but no points will be awarded beyond those names nominated before the cut-off date (we were a bit late; the 2024 list will he complete by Dec 31st).

We have recieved over 1200 individual votes with over 390 individual celebs named.

The top names on the list are:

39 votes - Britney

34 votes - Sir David Attenborough

34 votes - Ozzy Osbourne

31 votes - Dick Van Dyke

31 votes - Vladimir Putin

27 votes - Katie Price

25 votes - Cara Delevigne

25 votes- Simon Cowell

22 votes - Kanye West

19 votes - Celine Dion

Some memorable One Vote Club members include:

Alex Zane

Bill Oddie

Davina McCall

Eddie Redmane

Frankie Valli

Gloria Huniford

Howard Donald

Iain Lee

Jason Orange

Kim Cattrall

Larry Lamb

Maisie Williams

Noddy Holder

Pam St. Clement

Queen Margarethe of Denmark

Rose West

Steve Guttenberg

Tippi Hedren

Vince Neil

Wil Wheaton

Yoko Ono

Now, with our battle cry of 'NUL POINTS!', on we go!
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The “we have not been doing well” part made me laugh I love this thread.

 

[bracrumbs]

Has anyone said Shaun Ryder? I’m watching I’m a celeb South Africa, and noticed he has no eyelashes, eyebrows and hair (might well be shaved the hair) but I know that’s sometimes showing of someone who’s had chemotherapy?
He could well have alopecia something like that but it’s got my twisted mind a thinking

is it twisting your melon, man?

 

[bargainhunt99]

I didn't know Patricia Routledge and Betty Boothroyd were having an affair! I didn't even know they were gay!

 

[penny1992]

A family member of mine passed away from pancreatic cancer 6 weeks after being diagnosed. His Dr's initially thought he had gallbladder issues. Evil disease.

 

[Serene Serena]

No. They both have large trouser equipment. I'm just trying to get you fired.

I googled them on my phone. They both claim to have the world's largest penis. I haven't clicked on images though, I haven't had my tea yet.

 

[BigMavis]

Can I just say, my husband called me in June 2009 and said guess who's dead? I answered Michael Jackson and I was right on.
Junes is an out there month.