2023 Celebrity Death Pool #4 'Nul Points!' we cry, but when will another celebrity die?!

[coconochanel]

*in the tune of 2unlimited's no limit...

nul nul, nul nul nul nul, nul nul nul nul, nul nul
there's no celeb's deaths

 

[jayne2240]

BUT NOBODY ON THE LIST!!!

 

[netflixbritney]

Hello, I'm VERY late to this party but can I join?

My guesses for 2023 are, in no particular order:
1) Jessica Simpson
2) Britney Spears
3) Katie Price (although could equally be Kerry Katona)
4) Gazza
5) Sir David Attenborough

I'd like to put in Meghan Markle but I'm not that lucky. Anyway, I suppose if she actually snuffed it, that would rob me of all the pleasure of watching the messy divorce play out. (I plan to take a sabbatical from work and watch the entire televised trial. I'm hoping it will be rolling coverage like the OJ Simpson trial)

 

[TruthTeller1036]

Any of you morbid lot fancy some light bedtime reading as I do, look on AutopsyFiles, loads of celeb autopsies there to browse through (although Kobe Bryant’s is not for the faint hearted)

 

[LByrne74]

Peter Martin?!

Royle Family and Emmerdale star Peter Martin has died aged 82 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...tml?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton

Aw I liked his character in The Royle Family.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Whenever they say a sudden death is 'not suspicious' it usually indicates suicide.

 

[Motherthreebeige]

Do you think he died by suicide?

Yes or unintended overdose.

Body discovered after a welfare check at 2am and articles are now carrying Lifeline numbers.

 

[Eureka]

Yeah Len does look quite frail there. Did the queen have bone cancer? I didn't know that.

Tony Blackburn's had to postpone his radio tour too. I think his cards are marked.

I heard Paul Gambaccini covering for Tony on Radio 2 last night. He explained in a very off hand kind of way that Tony isn't well which I think was meant to put people's minds at ease but it sounded very forced, made me think he's sicker than anyone is letting on.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

He's busy this evening. We could stage a mutiny and change the rules. It's what King Charles would want, surely? Coronation

Oi!! What treachery is this?!

 

[Mrs Fluff]

I ran here.

Won't lie, I was a little chuffed I got here 1st!

 

[Fifah1907]

RAN HERE when I got the bbc news notification but obvs you were all quicker

 

[Lunagooner]

I don't understand Tattle Wiki but I've put The List on there (just the named celebs, not the votes/voters).

Celebrity Death Pool Wiki

It's a game. There is genuine malice here. We aren't seriously wishing death on the famous (aside from the likes of Rose West, Gary Glitter, etc). Consider it like betting on the Grand National, the World Cup or predicting lottery numbers. Points will be given to those who name someone who...

tattle.life

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Welcome!
I'll add you to the no-point list so your nominations will not be lost. Good luck!

Never mind the wiki it's better entertainment when they have to wait for your points declaration,

 

[LByrne74]

Harry Belafonte anyone?
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I’ve seen one person with Harry Belafonte on their list if it was submitted in time so we might have a hit!

He is one of those people that I had had already died years ago.

 

[coconochanel]

I’m usually a lurker on this thread - you lot are so funny (and savage ) but what the hell has the Grim Reaper got against older drag artists and can someone please check on RuPaul!

Well you know the saying...it comes in threes'.

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

NUL POINTS!

ADJACENT!!!!!
(I didnt see it ending this way )

 

[thenorthremembers]

Len Goodman anyone?

Poor Len wasn’t expecting his death.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Calling @Sir Lancelot another Celeb is down. Does any one have Jerry on their list or is it another nul point situation?

 

[StrawberryTart]

That’s made me really sad, he always seemed so fit and healthy

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Right.
Since we're all bored of waiting...

This is a special exclusive May bonus game just for those who reply today (2nd May, up until 11:59pm).

Name the ONE celebrity who you think will die in May. They do not need to be on your list already.

If correct, you'll get the usual awarded points PLUS a ten point bonus.

My choice:

Sir David Attenborough.

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

He has five votes.

What has he done this time?!

The latest news is that he has run off into the woods to hide from police. Sorry if someone else has posted this. Also -I think I had him on my list!


I actually feel awful for him, having lost his best friend in the accident. He never has recovered. I lost my best friend from cancer and I get the devastation. Especially since he was in the same accident.