judgejohndeed
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sydneybarrett
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Niomi instructing Lorgy how to pose for their photos:
LolitaBlah
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Welcome everyone to the continuation of the shitshow. Grab a coffee, some wine and some pain killers because this gonna be a long one!
First of all, title by one of my new favorite people on Tattle who had a post or two in the last thread that made me choke to almost death
pointblankperiod (82 votes)
Special mention to:
- Niomi Smart #46 Just send help! (by yours faithfully)
- Niomi Smart #46 "L'Orgie de Bali, because you're worth it.." (again, by le moi)
- Niomi Smart #46 If you need help, blink twice (by Ciri)
In the beginning of the last thread, I honestly thought it would be a boring one, and I had the idea of making a recap of the last 10 threads just to show how random is this woman's life right now, and I started working on it. And ooooh God help me was wrong! How to recap the last thread? are you kidding me?
In fact, let’s start with the last 10 threads!?
#35 New year thread, DJ podcast, (maybe yes maybe not)dating Forky
#36 Jan: Dimbobs and Dick Van Fork got lost in a JUNGLE
#37 Feb: Got a lot of negative comments and she got super defensive about it
#38 Feb: The thermomix saga
#39 March: starts dreaming of Bahhli
#40 March: first suspicions of a Forky break up
#41 April: confirmation of the break up
#42 May: Grand dad passed away, Bahhli new family, claiming that all men want to F her
#43 June: New man alert, back together to London, introduced to her family, insta-official
#44 June: New relationship confirmed by the sister of new guy
and..
#45 July: let's see:
- Nimbobs left London town again on a first class Emirates plane to Bali, and lost her luggage, and moaned about it as if WWIII is imminent and her life depends on the freebees in her lost suitcase and the NiomiForNiomi movement of manifesting the return of her luggage commenced, and guess what! it worked! just by manifesting it!
oh moon!
- Some excellent detective work about the new fuckboy was done here and we discovered that huge teeth are not his only fault. Lordon Mc Donkey is actually Lordgy McFuckery, a creepy sex cult member! Some scary shit was posted.... A minute of silence for all the brain cells that were killed while we collectively searched for words like: Aubrey Marcus, Awakened Dreamers, shibari bondage, very informative... We are detecting some cultish recruitment patterns and we are actually scared for her...
Oh shit!
- Charlotte is gushing about THE ring Nimbobs is wearing (??), Lordgy got sent a DM about his relationship status with Nimbobs and he said that they are actually married (????). He then went missing and we suspect a break up already....
OH MOON!
- Forky became a relationship expert on instagram and he makes those Q&As where he talks about moving on, not being upset about his last relationship, not wasting time chasing people, ditching the old... I hope he never stops because this was the only funny part of the whole thread !
Oh Forky!
- Marcus BUTTler broke up with his Niomi-Smart-replica of a girlfriend (random)
- She says that she's working on a new secret project. That she's productive. No trace of such things where seen outside of her own head.
- Appearently, after Bali, she's going on "vacation" (lol) with her family on a boat somewhere.. because sustainability <3 and life is so hard xoxo
- There was some talking about how to squirt.. very informative indeed.
- and for the grande finale, bishbabybo, new member of the thread, has a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who said that our dreamy Joey, the smoothie bowl weather man of our dreams, the God of hidden peanut butter jars, has actually cheated on Nimbobs. Is it true is it not? Vote on the poll
First of all, title by one of my new favorite people on Tattle who had a post or two in the last thread that made me choke to almost death
pointblankperiod (82 votes)Special mention to:
- Niomi Smart #46 Just send help! (by yours faithfully)
- Niomi Smart #46 "L'Orgie de Bali, because you're worth it.." (again, by le moi)
- Niomi Smart #46 If you need help, blink twice (by Ciri)
In the beginning of the last thread, I honestly thought it would be a boring one, and I had the idea of making a recap of the last 10 threads just to show how random is this woman's life right now, and I started working on it. And ooooh God help me was wrong! How to recap the last thread? are you kidding me?
In fact, let’s start with the last 10 threads!?
#35 New year thread, DJ podcast, (maybe yes maybe not)dating Forky
#36 Jan: Dimbobs and Dick Van Fork got lost in a JUNGLE
#37 Feb: Got a lot of negative comments and she got super defensive about it
#38 Feb: The thermomix saga
#39 March: starts dreaming of Bahhli
#40 March: first suspicions of a Forky break up
#41 April: confirmation of the break up
#42 May: Grand dad passed away, Bahhli new family, claiming that all men want to F her
#43 June: New man alert, back together to London, introduced to her family, insta-official
#44 June: New relationship confirmed by the sister of new guy
and..
#45 July: let's see:
- Nimbobs left London town again on a first class Emirates plane to Bali, and lost her luggage, and moaned about it as if WWIII is imminent and her life depends on the freebees in her lost suitcase and the NiomiForNiomi movement of manifesting the return of her luggage commenced, and guess what! it worked! just by manifesting it!
oh moon!
- Some excellent detective work about the new fuckboy was done here and we discovered that huge teeth are not his only fault. Lordon Mc Donkey is actually Lordgy McFuckery, a creepy sex cult member! Some scary shit was posted.... A minute of silence for all the brain cells that were killed while we collectively searched for words like: Aubrey Marcus, Awakened Dreamers, shibari bondage, very informative... We are detecting some cultish recruitment patterns and we are actually scared for her...
Oh shit!
- Charlotte is gushing about THE ring Nimbobs is wearing (??), Lordgy got sent a DM about his relationship status with Nimbobs and he said that they are actually married (????). He then went missing and we suspect a break up already....
OH MOON!
- Forky became a relationship expert on instagram and he makes those Q&As where he talks about moving on, not being upset about his last relationship, not wasting time chasing people, ditching the old... I hope he never stops because this was the only funny part of the whole thread !
Oh Forky!
- Marcus BUTTler broke up with his Niomi-Smart-replica of a girlfriend (random)
- She says that she's working on a new secret project. That she's productive. No trace of such things where seen outside of her own head.
- Appearently, after Bali, she's going on "vacation" (lol) with her family on a boat somewhere.. because sustainability <3 and life is so hard xoxo
- There was some talking about how to squirt.. very informative indeed.
- and for the grande finale, bishbabybo, new member of the thread, has a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who said that our dreamy Joey, the smoothie bowl weather man of our dreams, the God of hidden peanut butter jars, has actually cheated on Nimbobs. Is it true is it not? Vote on the poll
JessAmy145
Active member
I've had enough now. I wonder if she'll delete my comment or block me??
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palmer
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Looking at the way she's been behaving in the past couple of weeks and the vibe she's been giving off in videos, my honest opinion is that she actually hates/resents her audience right now. Obviously she's been receiving an unprecedented and massive wave of backlash recently (rightly so), which she isn't used to and I think she feels hard-done by. Probably thinks people are being unfair to her (even though they are definitely not). She hasn't acknowledged or replied to any of the criticism people have been giving her (let alone reflected upon it and subsequently changed her behavior), and that's because she doesn't give a fuck. She admittedly has decided to put herself first and she doesn't care what the consequences are. She thinks she deserves to do everything she wants and anyone that says otherwise, she just wants to flip off. I honestly feel like if she could stick her middle finger at her viewers she would.
Two Sundays ago she posted a half-assed, 25-min long pamper night in video which she had filmed the day before posting. One Sunday ago she just skipped her upload altogether and didn't even bother to acknowledge it. No video at all. This Sunday she once again posts a half-assed, out-of-focus, single-shot/unedited 25-min long video which she had filmed in one-go a couple of days before. She obviously hasn't been putting any kind of effort into her videos/content. It seems that the only thing she's willing to do, as far as her 'job' is concerned, is to have never-ending photoshoots with Glameramo so she can post pictures of herself on Instagram.
The way she's been speaking in her videos --her voice, tone and facial expressions-- has been completely off and we've all noticed it. She sounds patronizing, passive-aggressive, scripted and unnatural. It's very clear that she's putting on a face. She doesn't want to be talking to her viewers because she dislikes them. But she knows she has to, so she does it while dragging her feet and as a result it looks painfully forced. She's unable to fake it, her face can't hide that she'd rather not be talking to us. She just turns on the camera, talks nonsense at us for 25 minutes, then turns off the camera and calls it a day. She doesn't give a shit if it's blurry half the time, if her speech is vapid and useless. She doesn't want to share anything real with us, she doesn't want to share her life anymore. Everything she shows/says is very surface level.
She was very happy to broadcast her life when it was paahhfect and she could show off. But now that she's been publicly humiliated and that her life is not what she pictured it to be, she hates her job. Her job inconveniences her and so do her viewers. She wants to be able to share the nice pictures of herself without having to answer questions about her questionable lifestyle and choices. She wants to be able to get the compliments without having to give back to her viewers.
Two Sundays ago she posted a half-assed, 25-min long pamper night in video which she had filmed the day before posting. One Sunday ago she just skipped her upload altogether and didn't even bother to acknowledge it. No video at all. This Sunday she once again posts a half-assed, out-of-focus, single-shot/unedited 25-min long video which she had filmed in one-go a couple of days before. She obviously hasn't been putting any kind of effort into her videos/content. It seems that the only thing she's willing to do, as far as her 'job' is concerned, is to have never-ending photoshoots with Glameramo so she can post pictures of herself on Instagram.
The way she's been speaking in her videos --her voice, tone and facial expressions-- has been completely off and we've all noticed it. She sounds patronizing, passive-aggressive, scripted and unnatural. It's very clear that she's putting on a face. She doesn't want to be talking to her viewers because she dislikes them. But she knows she has to, so she does it while dragging her feet and as a result it looks painfully forced. She's unable to fake it, her face can't hide that she'd rather not be talking to us. She just turns on the camera, talks nonsense at us for 25 minutes, then turns off the camera and calls it a day. She doesn't give a shit if it's blurry half the time, if her speech is vapid and useless. She doesn't want to share anything real with us, she doesn't want to share her life anymore. Everything she shows/says is very surface level.
She was very happy to broadcast her life when it was paahhfect and she could show off. But now that she's been publicly humiliated and that her life is not what she pictured it to be, she hates her job. Her job inconveniences her and so do her viewers. She wants to be able to share the nice pictures of herself without having to answer questions about her questionable lifestyle and choices. She wants to be able to get the compliments without having to give back to her viewers.
ItsMeMartha
Chatty Member
My eyes!!! They Burn!!
Also is that a peen shadow….
judgejohndeed
VIP Member
I love that this is meant to probably be a face of seduction or something but she looks like she’s just seen Daisy May eating bread or something
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QueenBW
VIP Member
Thanks for the detailsyes, we can tell she’s not that skinny. Despite the few food she eats, we can notice she still has curves, especially when she’s from behind. Those bulges won’t go away easily.
Sorry but what bulges? If Niomi has bulges, then everyone else is a massive whale. And what curves?! Niomi is literally a ruler in body shape. Little to no curves anywhere by definition. She'd have to eat and train to gain a butt, for example.Oof, that's quite the body image distortion to unwrap.
She might not be as skeletal as her photos make her look but bulges? curves?
sitkx
VIP Member
“This girl can eat” is she fucking stupid for real or what?? YOU DROVE YOUR FIANCÉ AWAY BY BEING AN INSANE FOOD CONTROL FREAK, YOU GAVE MARCUS AN EATING DISORDER THAT EVERYONE IN THE BRIT CREW KNEW ABOUT, and you are deluded enough to think that your ano/orthorexia can pass off as “this girl can eat”????????????
idk how much longer I can be on this thread y’all. You guys are the only ones keeping me here at this point
idk how much longer I can be on this thread y’all. You guys are the only ones keeping me here at this point
We Are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift - As told by Joe Woodward
I remember when we broke up, the first time
Saying, ‘This is it, I’ve had enough’
Cause like, you haven’t let me eat toast in a month
When you, said you, needed smoothie bowls (what?)
Then you come around again say
‘Joey, I miss you and I swear I’m gonna change, trust me’
Remember how that lasted for a day?
I say, ‘I’m hungry’, you freak out, we argue, I’m STARVING!!!!
Ooh, oh-oh, oh-oh
I remember when we broke up, the first time
Saying, ‘This is it, I’ve had enough’
Cause like, you haven’t let me eat toast in a month
When you, said you, needed smoothie bowls (what?)
Then you come around again say
‘Joey, I miss you and I swear I’m gonna change, trust me’
Remember how that lasted for a day?
I say, ‘I’m hungry’, you freak out, we argue, I’m STARVING!!!!
Ooh, oh-oh, oh-oh
easttowest
New member
So I literally got engaged to my boyfriend of 4.5 years the same day as Niomi and Joe and he then ended our engagement at the end of July. So I can honestly say I know how it feels to be in her shoes. This thread has honestly been equal parts hard to read personally because it is so close to home and giving me life!
I have obviously nowhere near her following but I have to say I am not posting on social media at all, not once. She is fooling no one with the pretty smiley videos that are clearly for his benefit. Also I have not made a single petty comment about him even in texts to my own family. I want to rise above that. The only thing sadder than being jilted is letting the bitterness change you as a person. I hope she can start to think that way...
...but first I hope she SPILLS ALL THE DETAILS!
I have obviously nowhere near her following but I have to say I am not posting on social media at all, not once. She is fooling no one with the pretty smiley videos that are clearly for his benefit. Also I have not made a single petty comment about him even in texts to my own family. I want to rise above that. The only thing sadder than being jilted is letting the bitterness change you as a person. I hope she can start to think that way...
...but first I hope she SPILLS ALL THE DETAILS!
peanutbuttercupp11
Chatty Member
When I tell you I RAN here
forthescreenshots
New member
Niomi Smart #58: as lost as her luggage
I had to
I had to
Shutterbug99
VIP Member
Oh, it's a scam for sure. I think he ran out of money and needs some quick cash. He said one person donated €100. Crazy, if true. I didn't know he was looking for sponsors for the event. I don't think he even has a venue. I think he's planning on hosting it outside/on a beach. Well, good luck with that in Ireland in March when it'll probably be raining and everyone will freeze.
Dude is a total con artist. Really bad news.
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I think this is exactly what's happened. She considers herself married to him and that's what all this 'choosing to experience life with you' bs is about. They are not like other couples, you know. This also means he doesn't have to fork out for a ring!Oh my Godis this his way to marry her without actually marrying her? like he convinced her that it is better to be spiritually married in Bali, that now they are joined in love and spirit or whatever.. and that way she will never nag him about getting really engaged and get legally married?
Oh he's gooooooooood!
Niomi Smart #58 She wanted a ring, instead all she got was a piece of string.
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getawaywithit
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friedeggontoast
Chatty Member
Niomi Smart #73 Life with Joey was a dream, now she’s bowing to a pointy peen