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To add to the list of why Lordon is so shitty; he uses Comic Sans on his stories lol.

So while my litcherally pawfect non vegan non sustainable non sponsored cake is being baked.. I came here to check on you guys and how you're doing and then I had this stupid idea.. but why not

I made a new mood scale!! so how are you ladies today on a scale of Nimkay to Nimcall911?? I personally feel Nimeh

A new pawfect thread you guys, like litcherally!

Thank you to @DeviantMuch for the thread title and the recap because it sums it all up really

All right, seriously, let's try and do a proper recap of the most boring week yet in the life of Liomi. So..
Niomi had Covid > she isolated for the strict minimum of days > out of isolation and straight to a breakfast indoor with Granny Tea indoors without a mask > then off to Costwald to fork with what’s his name > and then a shopping spree in extra fancy boutiques because sustainability! ok!

Shameful wealth display when the world is trying to survive a global economic crisis and a deadly pandemic but who the fork cares?

She posted a video that I couldn't, didn't and wouldn't watch. Here's a recap made by @all.things.blue (thank you for taking one for the team!):

- She goes on to say that being single and decorating the tree is, quote 'tragic'. Then proceeds to decorate it
- She makes granola but doesn't have it because she had soup and bread and she is licherally not hungry. Then has some salad
- She is lucky to be quarantined and she is listening to her body and sleeps in (probably the first time she spent so many days in a row in her house)
- And a bunch of other crap that we be all seen and heard in licherally every vlog

Need any Christmas love story's romance movies? here is our recommendation, litcherally:


Why Joey WHY? Oh Mooon!

Niomi posting that poem saying she was a ~storm~ Joe couldn’t resist and couldn’t handle… sweetie you refused to let him eat toast.

Mr.Mistoffelees said:

Guess I was right lol

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OT but how can you handle using your phone with that font?

You guys, you know it's their ring. It's probably just Lordon's turn to wear it. I'm sure it's a snug fit on his peen.

The 'potato stereotype' is actually a derogatory term, stemming from a famine caused by the British. Educate yourself Niomi if you're going to be living there.

Bonjour92 said:

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, she CANNOT pull off sassy like this. She sounds rude and embarrassing, the second hand cringe just set my teeth on edge. When will she learn weakly written snappy comments are not a good look for her

“Jamie’s like me in that we both came from a loving family…” He’s… your brother? I would assume he came from a loving family if you did too? If he is your… brother?

Do these people read what they’re writing?

Tattle thread by @pointblankperiod, a female with litcherally the best sens of humor.

Recap:

Fuck this women supporting women, I’m not supporting someone for the sheer fact they share the same sexual organs as me, it’s bullshit and reductive. It doesn’t help women by reducing us to not being worthy of criticism or improvement. If you’ve done something stupid that enough people are complaining about the same thing, own it, improve on it and move on. She and other influencers can’t see that most of the people calling them out are just wanting them to improve and better themselves, that’s what women supporting women really is.

peanutbuttercupp11 said:

So awkward that she deleted every trace of him from her social media now they're back together

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Yeah, nothing about this said „just taking a break from each other“. The almost immediate deletion of pics, the article, her liking comments about him being awful. Embarrassing. Yeah Nimbobs, this has Happy Ending written all over it. Like, in blood.

Lordon blocked me because I asked if he has been dumped

irvinelane said:

What is that?
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My new profile picture, that’s what.

Been reading the last 5 pages... and like... I mean.. I.. since Paris.. expired.. like I.. what..

Is it too early for new thread title suggestions?
Niomi Smart: onwards and upwards, not Woodwards

She's really trusting a document that uses JOKERMAN font?!

tavi3 said:

Jesus wept

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Hahahha. Am I the only one that thinks she doesn't want to take it off because last time, she took the ring off because Joe said it needed repairing or something but actually it was a ruse and she never saw it again and got dumped instead?

He's got quite a weak chin. I think that's why he poses with his mouth open all the time--it makes his head look bigger.

Niomi also has a weak chin. Imagine if they had kids; they'd be a little family of Chinless Wonders.

Now I have this in my head

Chin chimeny, chin chimeny, chin chin cheri
Niomi is thirty and went to Bali
Chim chimeny, chin chimeny, chin chin cheroo
She brought home some penis but she is still blue