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both Niomi and Joe have apparently chosen rebounds who don’t know what sunscreen is.
Also many commenting on how gorgeous Anna is - she is by all means good looking of course, but she has that trashy look that I have noticed many women in her age group in UK have - don’t know how to use eyeliner, big hair, false lashes, basic skimpy clothes and heels so high they don’t know how to walk in them. Reminds me of London night life where you often see these girls being drunk and loud and urinating on the streets. Something obnoxious about her. That does not neccesseraly mean she’s fun.
As boring and fake our Niomi is, I couldn’t imagine this kind of tackiness from her now.

Respectfully have to disagree with those who are feeling empathy for Lordon right now…
I do agree with the view point that what Niomi is doing right now to Lordon is exactly what Joe did to her - ending an engagement as though she’s ripping off a plaster, effectively blindsiding him - and she seems to think that it’s justifiable to do to him what she’s had done to her in the past.
BUT THIS GUY WAS A COERCIVE CREEP. Niomi’s behaviour may not be admirable right now but the fact that she’s dumped his ass is freaking amazing and if she really has been subjected to what we’ve been speculating about for the last 18months, deleting pictures and pretending he no longer exists on her public profile is fine with me.

"Taking a moment to think of those who have lost their homes," she says, sitting in an expensive restaurant, surrounded by freebies and floristry that costs more than some people's monthly rent. Do fuck off, Ni-Tory.

I'd love to know how L'Occitane think giving influencers like her free stuff and luxury launch events genuinely helps homeless people. It's performative and lazy. Corporate marketing disguised as philanthropy is one of the stalest tricks in the book. Bleugh.

Omg that apartment is hugee!!!! How can they afford such a place in London. Can anyone find the area in London?
Unbelievable how quick she moved in with this guy after three months of dating

God she's pathetic. Lordon absolutely did a bait and switch on her and pretended they were going to be in Kensington for the long term. She put up photos and prattled on about how she finally felt like she was 'home'. They invited friends and family over for housewarming. She was wandering the streets aimlessly like the old days and over the moon to be posting the stores and cafes frequented by the wealthy crowd. She was getting what she wanted again and then he took it away. She must feel so uneasy all the time knowing that at the snap of a finger Lordon can uproot their life. If she had some independence and strength like she thinks she does (ref: her mother's day post) she wouldn't put up with it but she's weak and lonely. This is going to keep happening to her for the rest of her life. She'll follow a man anywhere. She went from uni to London with Marcus and then she moved out of Notting Hill to be with Joe and then she followed him to India and then his family cottage and then his apartment with Freddie before being thrown out. Then after a brief stint back in her parent's place/Notting Hill it was the shed in the Forky era to prove a point before following Lordon and his false dream of living in Kensington and then to Bali and now his PARENT'S HOUSE IN DUBLIN. How sad. She's a whole 31 year old home owner and she's freeloading on the White's sofa. So beyond pathetic.

If Niomi actually looked happy, no one would think twice about her seeing her family less. The point is that she has become alienated from everyone she used to spend a lot of time with, her family included, while simultaneously dating a guy that is sketchy and uses cult language. There's a correlation and maybe even causation. So sure, maybe her family did something bad and toxic and she removed herself from them for her own good. But how funny that Charlotte and Venetia and everyone else did the same at the same time so that only Lordon remains by her side. And how funny that she would cut out her toxic mum but keep her toxic boyfriend.

If a friend of mine exhibited the behaviour Niomi has, I would be very concerned for her.

Ooooo this thread is gonna BLOW UP today

Just realised I called Joe a “steamboat” in a previous post instead of “dreamboat”

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Niomi Smart is the face of 'white privilege'. She can get away with everything. When she is violating the Covid rules she doesn't care about the people that call her out on it but she continues to post about it online and there is no boss or news site that will punish her for it. When people get negative on Youtube she turns off the comments and gets away with it again. When people asks her why she does what she does the deletes the comments and only reacts on the positive comments. It's Niomi's life and the people around her can only tell her how perfect she is and all the negative things will be ignored by her. Why is the world so unfair?? Why do other people on the internet get cancelled by small mistakes and she is still pretending to be happy and perfect while she is bringing other peoples life in danger?

It's not about rooting for Niomi, it's about not wanting to see yet another good for nothing creepy cultist manipulator getting away with exploiting an emotionally vulnerable person. Honest to goodness I was starting to think we'd get news of Niomi going missing at some point. She's a lying leech but I wouldn't wish a predator on any woman, whether I like them or not.

Hahahahaha what a twat

LittleAnna said:

Lots of people break the rules to see their loved ones. And I don’t blame them for a minute.

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And that’s why you guys are in the situation you’re in.

It’s selfish. Coronavirus has really shown the cracks in society. Everyone for themselves.

Follow the rules and you’ll be out of this quicker.

Too bad that Covid is called Covid, if it was called Gluten or something food related she'd be terrified of it..

Another caption for the above: “When you successfully hold in four years of farts from Joe.”

Reading through these posts about how Princess Pahfect has pranced around London for weeks, mixing with many different people, then pissed off home to Brighton....I feel so angry for all of you back in the UK.

I am from near Brighton but I live in Australia now. You may have heard Covid has flared up again in Sydney, so immediately the borders were tightened and we were urged to socially distance. I work at a pub in a very touristy area near the Queensland border. Work was absolutely dead for this time of year.

I was scheduled to work all day today but was sent for a four hour break because it was so quiet. So I sat and chilled at the beach on break and again...it was dead. Hardly anyone out and about despite it being the first sunny day in a week, school hols and nearly Christmas.

We are doing what we have been told. To avoid spreading. And I hope it works like it did in Victoria a while back. Selfish, irresponsible and arrogant idiots like Niomi may as well spit in the faces of everyone who is obeying the rules.

People have sacrificed huge life events to follow the rules. And for what? These twats to keep it spreading because they don't care about anyone but themselves. Not to mention the cheeky cow posing next to a pool at a fucking MANSION in beautiful countryside whining about how she needs a holiday. Her LIFE is one big holiday.

I don't blame Joe one little bit for running. Good on him, in fact. Bullet dodged. Niomi is a classic example of "money doesn't buy class."

Not the first time she's worn red and stuck out like a sore thumb...

I legit think that they are wandering around town going from business to business offering Niomi's Instagram services to give them exposure for some freebies.. that's what she considers work.

She looks like she's at the morgue identifying a body or something. Bread really scares her huh...

She's probably thinking "Sin, all this sin around me!"

bunnyboiler09 said:

I would bet that niomi gave Lordon an ultimatum that she wants to buy a house in London and settle there. He disagreed so she said fine and ended it. I think she’s annoyed she didn’t get her own way and that’s why he’s been quickly erased and not acknowledged

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Agree 1000%!!!
Also, Forky casually dropping a story about being single he might as well have turned up on her Notting Hill doorstep with a sign saying “friendship is the best foundation”

We're gonna feel like we got hit by a mack truck when she posts about him again.It 's the hope that kills you.

ava2014 said:

Im sorry but I think that this is getting to mean. This is just the way he was born, this bullying online can be the reason that people chose plastic surgery. He might not be the prettiest person on earth but lets not attack someone just for their looks.

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Ok I'll take the bait.
The whole 'picking on Lordon's appearance' schtick is reactionary to his grotesque character.
We do not pick on others in the same way: not Niomi, not Verity, not Big Tezza, not Forky and not even Holly, who shares his same genetics.

Poking fun at his looks is an easy way to villainize him without bringing up actual trauma.

I understand your empathy, but let's not forget everything this man has involved himself in:

Don't desensitize yourself to the violence certain men perpetuate against women.
Women are allowed a reaction. You are allowed to be mean to characters like this.