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lbmlt said:

Her last post: is she seriously COMPLAINING?!?
"Kinda frustrating after the most heavenly period to then be hit with more stress in 48 hours than I'd felt in 2 months"
Now I've heard everything

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She doesn't live in the real world!

Which one of you did it?

I would not be surprised if Gleam staff have accounts that comment supportive shit under her posts to boost positive engagement. Rachel is 100% a Gleam plant. Well, fuck you Gleam, I kicked my abusive boyfriend out of my house in March and moved to a new city to start law school (at an actually difficult school) and have lived alone the entire pandemic. I went to therapy on zoom, watched a lot of romcoms to escape my shitty situation, and reconnected virtually with friends and family. There is NO EXCUSE for Niomi’s behavior. Shut the fuck up “Rachel.” Makes me so angry.

It always irritates me when she boasts about her early mornings while getting coffee, perhaps she doesn't realize that the people who are making her coffee are the ones who actually had an early morning, not her. And that's like an achievement of the day to her.

I also wonder if Lordon is on his parent's credit cards, a lot of wealthy ppl seem to do that.

I’m surprised it has taken this long for Nims to develop a gluten intolerance. Most wellness and lifestyle influencers developed theirs years ago.

Never have have ever witnessed on this site an influencer that has such an active and interesting thread where 80% of the time nobody is talking about said influencer the most interesting thing about Nimbobs is her exes and their partners.. or mushrooms

I knew he reminded me of someone creepy!! Sideshow Bob!!!

Happy 29th thread yaaall just as the number of Nimbob's years on planet earth..

Title thread by the amazing @Pundertaker inspired by @lilamay (almost 40 votes )
Special mention to:
- Niomi Smart #29 Colon cleanses and #gifted cars can’t cure lonely Lie-omi by @Tshads404
- Niomi Smart #29 spooning with forky by @blurstoftimes (My favorite!!)
Please vote in the poll above

All right. What happened during the last thread:

• She pretended to be a bookworm for like one day and nobody understands why/how/when (??)
• She went to a yet another holiday: a spa wellness retreat thing where you eat water and have colonic cleansing
• She wrote a very long essay about her experience with solo traveling.. it was about 7 phrases on an insta post.
• She got gifted a new fridge, a new TV, a new car.. because.. sustainability!
• She made a solo (almost naked) photoshoot last saturday night showcasing just how lonely and desperate she is.
• She made a very passive agressive Q&A that was so pawfect.. and pointless
• She started the week by drinking at 11 am and making selfies with the bottle of alcohol.. because she's so wild Joeyyyy don't you see?!

Best of last thread:


Ohhhh moon

The ‘signs’ that influencers recognise are £ $ €

Niomi is the Rory Gilmore of the influencer world. Born to a young single mother, with her mother and grandparents (and everyone around her) praising her for everything, overcompensating for her absent father, the world revolves around her, leading to an inflated ego. When people don’t buy into the hype or call her out on her mediocrity or do anything but fall at her feet, she doesn’t understand why they’re being so unfair to her and why they’re out to get her, not understanding it’s just the reality of life.

God, this post made me cringe. Are you 12? “Omg look at me going shopping with my girlfriend teehee ”


Also, the feet 🫣 Maybe they’re trying to be all spiritual by “grounding” themselves and have stopped wearing shoes while out and about

He just referred to her as his personal photographer. And they say romance is dead

I don't think I've posted on nims' thread before but I am almost in tears. My mum has MS and has had some oxygen chamber treatments because there's evidence it can help. She hasn't had that many though as ofc it's not available on the NHS and is expensive. I've even volunteered at our local oxygen centre as an operator and got to know all these decent, lovely and scared sick people. I don't know if Niomi's treatment was gifted or heavily discounted for exposure but why is this the world we live in where influencers just get everything. And not just influencers but by all accounts a nasty nasty girl. Sorry for the rant x

He just comes off as such a knob. I thought his profession was to be a trainer!?!? And Niomi won't be happy that he's suggesting that their profession is to influence people. Excellent content creators the pair of them.




Right, Slime Fork, that is why you deleted the comment saying you loved yourself, huh? Because it was too much of a compliment.....

Ewww, Lordon confirms she’s trying on clothes, imagine - those disgusting black dirty, sandy feet going in and out of leggings? That go back on the rack?

And also ‘I brought my girlfriend shopping’ is just triggering for me. Not ‘we went shopping’ it’s like he’s giving her fucking permission to shop. Absolute creep.

This talk about cheating being okay, if it leads to romance shouldn't be applauded. IMO there's no reason to cheat, end the relationship you're in first. Not sure people would be as understanding if it happened to them.

irvinelane said:

Geez, she also has a cookbook. 336 pages about how to cut an avocado.

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The photo is really not flattering. Look at the redness around the eyes.

Plus, she had to mention her certification twice in her presentation:

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That’s probably why she calls herself a vegan chef.

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Wait, wait, hold up. I'm sitting here thinking wtf is a plant-based uni degree? That shit doesn't exist. I was thinking she had a BSc Nutrition degree. I went to uni for 3 years to get my degree in nutrition and she did a 2 week ONLINE COURSE? Lmao what a scammer. These charlatans shouldn't be allowed to give health advice without a science degree.

Another year, another showing off her arse in the arms of another man.

coriander said:

Her roots fucking hell. Also it's painful how much she wants to be Anna (3rd pic for example). And the dress looks really cheap like it could be from Boohoo.

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#neverforget

Greetings from Forky...




Fellow Tattlers pointed out his spelling, which is per usual total shit.

I swear to God,if he pops up again after all this.