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It's SO interesting to see who follows who on IG...

Charlotte still follows Joey and Forky on IG. She met up with Forky and posted their meetup on IG story not too long ago. They genuinely seemed happy to be spending time together...

The only person that Joey still follows from Niomi's circle is Venetia but she doesn't follow him back. But she does follow Forky

Edit: Nobody is following Lordon.

There's no way this one ends well but I do think she'll marry him. She'll be on her best behaviour, having learned from getting so cocksure when she had the ring from Joe. She will never let another engagement fail!!
I found the proposal so cringe, it seemed so formal with her family dressed up and waiting expectantly and Slenderman budget Joe getting on one knee looking like a praying mantis in a suit. What a weird situation. One year after their first meeting is batshit, her family must be freaking out!

Even her bright tribe doesn’t seem too enthusiastic, lol.



Love the second comment basically calling her a bore who’s got nothing going on in her head.

Nothing says ‘fresh country air’ like living in a city with a population of 1.5 million.

I did my detective work. I think i will open an agency. Donations are welcome. Keep it strictly for you, whatever happens.

Dear desperate housewives of the shadows,

Last week was the week of love and roses and gifts and cards. I hope you all had a beautiful Valentines day with your significant others, your loved friends, your family or just by yourself feeling gorgeous and loved by the most important person in the world: YOU!

Guess who had none of that? Oh you bet you weather smoothie bowl that it's the Shart's! I mean the Smart's! (Jamie might as well change his name legally to Smart already!). According to Nimbobs, what other couples do isn't their thing so our least conventional couple ever celebrated their love privately and stayed off social media because they don't have to convince the world that they are in love.. OF COURSE NOT! Of course famewhore Jamie and Niomi spent the day sharing stories and posts on IG showing Joe the world their love and passion and Jamies thirst for social exposure. The cringe continued with their morning routines of naked gym sessions, ED meals, constent diarrhea and maniac dances on the beaches.. like litcherally.

On a more serious note, it seems like all Niomi's life is evolving around one person and one person only: Lordon. No more friends, family, solo activities.. they are inseparable and it seems like he is controlling every single word that is coming from her mouth. People in this thread with past toxic relationships are recognising all the signs.. I personally am triggered by so many red flags.. She needs an intervention.
In other news, Forky doesn't think that he will be marrying any time soon, and when he does it's gonna be with a much much younger female because that's the way of nature.. I don't even think that she is born yet according to my calculations

Thread title idea by @Lionsden, edited by @londongirl2001, thank you lovelies And thank you @sydneybarrett, our OF spy on Marcus's Butt The poll is back!



Long live the shadowzzz. Littcherally!

Nitfey said:

Niomi "you shat your guts out" Smart

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Niomi Shart.

Moved in with a boy How old is she again??

Finally back on here! Barely had any time since I started volunteering and designing more and got into cooking.

Oh, my! It took me 3 huge cups of tea (even the sirens hasn’t bothered me much) to read these missed threads of Nimbob, who is still falling down (aka reinventing herself).
Thank you all for not forgetting me

Me, my family and my cat are fine, russians haven't come closer to my region, but missile attacks are still happening every 2-3 days. My friend who lost her house now in Belgium but really wants to come back to motherland. The owner of amazon shop decided to give me that shop (she's starting a family and doesn't want to do it anymore), so I'm kinda excited to try some POD hustle (even though everyone is telling me its dead).

This thread is my go-to place for some much needed laughter and some dive into another reality where a dead-behind-the-eyes girl tries to convince people she has it all.

Okay so I listened to that podcast where he talks about 'million dollars in debt' thing, here's a recap:

- his voice is annoying
- he met the host of the podcast in Bahli, her voice annoying too
- he speaks in 'deep & inspirational' cliche quotes, basically talks a bunch without actually saying anything, just like Niomi's 'deep' ig captions, no wonder she likes him
- started several businesses, businesses include organizing underage club parties (doesn't sound great but made huge money - his words, not mine) & working with brands like McDonald's & Coca Cola (sounds great but actually small profit)
- says brands tortured them with the amount of work they gave them (hello Nims & others taking advantage of mee), he regrets 'prioritizing' working with brands over event stuff 'cause it had smaller profit (mind you, event stuff included exploiting teens drinking but to each their own I guess)
- got too cocky, thought he was killing it but turns out his he wasn't delivering the work he should've, his boss pulled him aside and said 'buddy you're not actually that good, in fact you're IN DEBT' which crushed his ego, he lost his swagger (again his words, not mine)
- casually mentions he had a lot attention from women (which went away when he lost the money)
- lost friends, lost his reputation, had to sell his car, moved back in with his parents (same parents who tried to warn him about his attitude but he was like 'ehm what do you know, I'm way more successful than you ever were'), his mom had to give him an allowance (he was around 26 at that point)
- took him 5 years to get back on his feet & pay off the debt
- got sick from all the stress (kidney stones, colitis, problems with memory etc) so he had to reach out to someone for help.. who did he reach out to, surely a therapist? Nope, a holistic stress person, dieticians, all sort of different coaches etc etc...
- because his business was a spectacular fail, he thinks he's the perfect mentor for other entrepreneurs (?)
- last question in the podcast: "what makes you happy?", his answer: "Me!"

That's it, a little background to our Lordon (if they broke up already and I listened to that podcast for nothing I'm gonna kill her!)

havingconversation said:

Niomi isn't dating that guy lol. She's dating someone who is way hotter. They met on Raya. He's the son of a wealthy CEO.

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Terrina, is that you?

Brace yourselves...

I cannot believe that 1. They got lost in the jungle in the first place and 2. While lost, Niomi thought it was a good idea to waste her phone battery taking videos and selfies!!! The absolute stupidity! She said how she only had 5% battery left when they found her. She would have had a lot more if she had done the smart thing and conserved the battery as soon as they realised they were lost. I cannot get over the stupidity of these two. And why on earth were they off traipsing through streams and thick jungle? The first thing everyone tells you to do when you’re lost is STAY PUT. What a waste of the special forces resources, especially at a time when they are probably needed elsewhere to help after the recent storm. They just get more sickeningly out of touch by the day.

Just for fun...

Niomi Smart: vinyasa flow, not over Joe, 6am walks with nowhere to go

oshare said:

What is up with all the hate here those bean burgers are getting? I am vegan and bean burgers can be very filling actually. I'm a pretty good eater but even I can't finish off a lot of bean burgers. Though with the size they had I wouldn't be satisfied with just one but it depends on what other food she paired it with. Honestly, bean burgers are filling and tasty. There are tons of good recipes out there or even some store-bought ones that are fantastic.

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Did a bean burger write this

I'm too invested in this. I had a dream last night that Joe broke up with Niomi for ME lol I need to get a life.

The framing of her trip to Bali as a solo spiritual adventure is very misleading. She makes it sound like she traveled there after two failed engagements in London. She failed to mention how she went back and forth multiple times and one of those broken engagements was actually the product of her spirituality journey over there. Her thesis statement is also essentially - I left London to go to Bali to discover London is the only place I want to be. Do we think she really believe the lies she tells?

Some people take a gap year. Niomi is taking a gap life.

Shutterbug99 said:

What happened here?!

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I said that the alpaca was missing an engagement ring in his picture so I photoshopped it into Niomi's picture on top of Lordon. Poor alpaca, didn't deserve it lol.
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ElenaK said:

You're joking!! It's a super sweet gesture , but I was only commenting in good fun, because of the contrast of Lordon being so unpleasant in every aspect and alpacas being soo adorable! I wouldn't ever seriously have a problem with anything posted about people who put themselves out there publicly to be discussed. The community and comments are the whole fun of being here, since the actual influenzas are beyond annoying and sad.

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You're too sweet haha, I do love alpacas as well, they are so adorable and goofy sometimes. Total cuties.

And yes this thread is awesome, I'd never want to upset someone on purpose
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Oh and if you guys want more laughs, check out Forky's page.. his spelling is getting worse... thanks to @Grapefruits712 for posting this.

If my partner called me batshit crazy on a podcast there'd be hell to pay!

He's teaching her to not trust herself and her emotions. She's crazy and that he's the voice of reason. He's teaching her that her emotions are just her being hungry or tired, they are moments when her inner madness comes out and not to be listened to. Unlike others he's prepared to put up with crazy Niomi, and he's the only thing that can help her.

He's teaching her to ignore negative voices from outside the relationship, isolating her from her friends and family. He's teaching her that she can't run away or he'll hold her tighter, he's teaching her that he will always override her wants. He's teaching her she's damaged and he's going to fix her. Only true love (him) can manage this crazy, damaged women who can't take care of herself.

It's gaslighting and emotional abuse 101. And he's doing it right in front of everyone's eyes. Regardless of your feelings towards Niomi these men are fucking terrifying