AwwCosyWivDeek
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Cleaning with Mario #106: 5 foundations and no hoose
Cleaning with Mario #106: 5 foundations and no hoose
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Might wear the mdf cleaning with Mario sign wee Deek goat him as a necklace fur exposure.
Ah'm hoping him and wee Deek huv matching holiday clothes, like Hinches Ron and Lon wi their names oan them
Ferguson
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Some pyoor funny moments on the last thread...
We had..
@Ratgrrl sharing a bespoke crossword puzzle full of Marionisms
A spotted in the wild image captured by @Kirky19 revealing the sheer magnitude of the scabies on the flat heed
A revelation by @ScottishMammy92 who telt us that home bargs Paisley staff rip the pish oota Maz
An introduction to a bespoke dog breed in the scent BeeJong
The grand reveal of her new wax melt in the scent Cunt Washings
An updated profile pic in the scent Beige Cardi
Skincare reveal in the Scent Snail Jizz
The word succumb in the scent circum
And.... Holiday cups (personalised) with top tips in the scent silly cunt.
Also x
We had..
@Ratgrrl sharing a bespoke crossword puzzle full of Marionisms
A spotted in the wild image captured by @Kirky19 revealing the sheer magnitude of the scabies on the flat heed
A revelation by @ScottishMammy92 who telt us that home bargs Paisley staff rip the pish oota Maz
An introduction to a bespoke dog breed in the scent BeeJong
The grand reveal of her new wax melt in the scent Cunt Washings
An updated profile pic in the scent Beige Cardi
Skincare reveal in the Scent Snail Jizz
The word succumb in the scent circum
And.... Holiday cups (personalised) with top tips in the scent silly cunt.
Also x
Babybail93
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The thing is, the name Mario would be alright on an actual Italian person. With olive skin and good looks.
On a fat, pale, balding, midget, Fanny from Scotland it is just ridiculous
On a fat, pale, balding, midget, Fanny from Scotland it is just ridiculous
hopethishelpsallthebest
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"Excuse me ma lovelie, sorry to interrupt your birthday party, does this bus go tae hame bargains and so forth, I need tae fetch me my sophflora also. Does this flag come in grey also? So aye"
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Hen, oor Marion has pure class, he'd never carry anything, she has extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely, sensitive hands. Plus she's the size of a sylvanian family, so she'd simply take her wee trolley and lug it back to the Quadrant. So aye.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Hmmm.... I can't see any of us taking beauty recommendations off someone who's sat there, like jabba the hutt, you fat slag. So aye.
hopethishelpsallthebest
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Imagine having your farm foods and lidl leaflets, shot straight ontae your lap on a Saturday morning. #wealth
TheGoblinKing
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When you feel the shart coming
Also what is going on with that hair on this dawn of day
Also what is going on with that hair on this dawn of day
Ferguson
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What?!. Translate that in English.
He makes my head hurt with his stupid confusing posts
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Ferguson
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Congratulations oor @Madge2022 & thanks tae oor @Babybail93 for always starting a new thread when it isnae even your joab.
Here's a special wee gift for us all tae celebrate #treatit #deserved #badhairlife.
Here's a special wee gift for us all tae celebrate #treatit #deserved #badhairlife.
Babybail93
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A book? A BOOK?? Aye Ann, he can barely string a quote together for a reel, but he’s currently penning the next ‘The Secret’. Have a word wae ya self Ann
GiftedNotFree
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Ma lovelies last night I went tae the cinema to see the new Whitney filum and so forth. Nae spoilers but during the end credits Higher Love plays….. I had to reframe myself (no ma quote) from throwing some tattie hearts, mop kicking the chair in front of me and shouting SING IT HEN.
So aye…..
So aye…..
hopethishelpsallthebest
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hopethishelpsallthebest
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This is how she answered the door ma lovelie, with her pork purse oot. She can only dream of having a pork sword and so forth.Is this the same postie that saw Marion’s pork sword when he ran tae the front door with nae towel on ma lovelies?
Im_Not_Joking_Btch
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6 weeks to Xmas. The cunt washings will soon get in the way.
