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HE WORE THE LEGGINGS!!!!!!!!!!! CAPEESH!!!!!!

Does he actually ken that mortgages can be paid off? IYDKTGTK. They're like Klarna for hooses if that helps. Hard of personal finance.

Madge2022 said:

What in the McGills is going on?
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Anyone else hoping he gets a letter fae the cooncil saying they are putting in a new shower bathroom?

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The amount of McGills that are crashing makes me think Deek has got a new job as a bus driver. Still hasn't passed his test though.

In Memorium

2018 - 2024

Family flowers only. Mourners are welcome to join us for a steak pie dinner at the Redstones Hotel following the service.

Hi hens, trolls and tattlers.

I drafted this then deleted then drafted and deleted then reading the post above I thought I'll just post as part of my fuck it year...

Me again, with ma bespoke mental health thoroughly better than it was before, chanting mysel, ma GP, ma pharmacist and ma formally qualified counsellor oan fae the rooftops.

Sitting in ma big wealthy hoose greeting for a couple of months helped me so much. Also, with a clearer head it's easier to reflect and learn.

I've mentioned before that I "gutted" ma hoose a while ago including loft and garage, and kept it that way and felt so free but really struggled for some reason that time Maz bought 4 Christmas trees as he couldn’t find the first 2 in his safe space.... turns oot I was slightly obsessive (the diagnosed kind with the compulsion that my oesophagus spasmed at the thought of clutter).

I grew up in a lovely home, but my wee maw was a hoarder due to her own childhood poverty and adult experience of mental health. She was also a cleaner by profession and hobby. These 2 passions of hers, hoarding and cleaning, probably helped keep her stable but also obviously conflicted with each other. Awful all round, boom decades later here I am.

My wee maw has also done loads of inner work. That same childhood home of mine is still immaculately clean and disinfected for hours per day, but it's also clear of stuff as she feels safer now. Funnily enough she'd decorate several times a year and still does, but without constant spending on tat she's been able to invest in her garden, proper reno (although she's gone on a wee French doors twice in 2 years journey, ffs nobody's perfect I suppose).

Anyway, essentially I agree with the poster above. Alot of what we've seen trend in recent years is actually mental illness or neurodiversity as opposed to healthy lives and home environments. It's wild. When the Internet is far better governed and regulated in the future we'll look back at this time and see how sad and vulnerable Maz etc actually were.

A wee novel of my life for those of you who enjoy reading of books.

And special chanting for my incredible wee maw who looked after everyone her whole life and is now learning to look after herself. She canny even keep a book she's just finished now, straight to the charity shop it goes.

Oh my fucking God, its the undatebles on Marion's story. Wtaf is going on, I feel like I'm tripping!

ohdoris said:

Pure snakes on this virus app. Starting a new thread & me not realising. Capeesh. Also.

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This is not a restaurant, ma lovelie. You need to come on in to the thread yourself, and not wait around for one of us to go out to get you.

Capeesh?

I call bullshit on all of his stories. I'm a council tenant and I've never been spoken to or treated like shit by tradesmen EVER. Also the council don't replace door handles, only the front door is covered.

“We are well into January noo” Mario 2nd January 2024

I'm loving these throwbacks ma hens, got me chanting take me back fae the rooftops.

Resharing a recent one from our baby girul @hopethishelpsallthebest because it deserves to live on past the last thread. I text this picture to my husband every few days with absolutely no context at all.

Finally he says something we can all agree with.

Dom, dom, dom, dom, dom. What a pest

gilly31 said:

school gates at 3.30 ya wee fanny!

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Scheme mouth? You're too scared to hang a wreath outside your front door you wee dobber

How can he say someone is “hard of English”? Does he not see the irony?

Mario.

Just a reminder hun also.

A 40 year old wearing a Charum Bracelet, getting his “NICK name” engraved on a bottle of perfume using his birthday money we’ll be having all the icks today ma lovelies

Well lads, I’m sorry to say his outfit looks fairly normal, and dare I say *nice* 🫣 I’ll see maself oot also