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Trust DB to be singing baa baa black sheep. Kids aren’t encouraged to sing that anymore for obvious reasons.
 
I'm so pleased I found this thread! ZLB gratessss on me.
She's so out of touch with motherhood it's ridiculous, and I wonder if she realises the things she posts makes her look bad?
Every weekend there is pretty much a 'daddy, Darcie day' which at first I thought was lovely quality time between them both, but it's CONSTANT. Quite clear she does it to get rid of them both so she can have time to herself pottering around her beige house taking insta videos and boring, non declared AD content.
Darcie spends most days, all day, at school, so again, ZLB is at home, not doing much work let's be honest, apart from unpacking her food delivery and posting her fridge every week. 🥱
The constant facials / massages / hair appts / nights out with her friends... it's sad that not much is shown of her interaction with her little family. Family weekend days out are rare, as I believe she'd be all over the insta stories if they were, she much prefers parenting from a distance and gets 'Smooth Booth' to take Darcie swimming, soft play, etc etc. So she can be the insta worthy mum with bouncy blow drys and her Starbucks. 😅
 
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This may be a bold assumption but I think she has pnd. She's not interested in her child one bit, just the idea of her and does ask me anythings then gets offended if anyone asks if she wants more children. If she doesn't have pnd then she just doesn't have a maternal bone in her body cos she can't do enough to be away from darcie and it's glaringly obvious for everyone but her to see
 
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This may be a bold assumption but I think she has pnd. She's not interested in her child one bit, just the idea of her and does ask me anythings then gets offended if anyone asks if she wants more children. If she doesn't have pnd then she just doesn't have a maternal bone in her body cos she can't do enough to be away from darcie and it's glaringly obvious for everyone but her to see
Completely agree. I feel sorry for her with the fact she's suffered a loss before, and that Darcie will be her last, a lot like my situation. But because I only have one child, similar age to DB, I make sure I'm present at EVERYTHING I possibly can be.
It confuses me that she's so distant and like you said, unmaternal really. Children want PRESENCE NOT PRESENTS 💸💸 She'd much prefer her mummy taking her to soft play too, having family days out together... and why stick DB in a nursery most days (long days too!) when you're just at home anyway. I totally get needing time to yourself, and to help get her used to socialising with children her own age, but surely you'd want to spend all the time you can with her before she starts full time school. 😢
 
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I definitely don’t think things are as glossy (interiors 🤣 #ad #gifted) as she makes them out to be. They’re dealing with an insolvent company in massive debt, she doesn’t appear to have very many friends, and her content lately has been so dull. It’s just ads, affiliated links, Starbucks in the car, fridge filling.
Darcie was poorly enough to have to go to the doctors last week, but the next day Zoe buggered off to Manchester for a blow dry!
This outfit suggestion box is clearly just a way for her to post umpteen #aff links to earn from.
 
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I definitely don’t think things are as glossy (interiors 🤣 #ad #gifted) as she makes them out to be. They’re dealing with an insolvent company in massive debt, she doesn’t appear to have very many friends, and her content lately has been so dull. It’s just ads, affiliated links, Starbucks in the car, fridge filling.
Darcie was poorly enough to have to go to the doctors last week, but the next day Zoe buggered off to Manchester for a blow dry!
This outfit suggestion box is clearly just a way for her to post umpteen #aff links to earn from.
She falls out with every friend / bestie / BFF you see her with. No question on who is the common denominator… from what I’ve been told unless you do as she says and agree her on everything then she psycho

i think she has a personality disorder with how selfish she is and shows no desire to spend time with her child 2 family
 
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Does she seriously still give her a dummy? She’s almost 4! I know all kids do things at their own pace but her wee teeth will be a mess if she continues with a dummy
Yep! Because she's 'not in a rush to get rid of the baby stuff' as she's her last baby... which I understand these milestones bring mixed emotions as they become more grown up and less 'toddler', but Darcie will be starting school in September surely? So dummy needs to go asap, and potty training too surely 🤔
 
Trust DB to be singing baa baa black sheep. Kids aren’t encouraged to sing that anymore for obvious reasons.
I don’t think we can prevent that as a parent it is just a song that has been turned into something else, singing that a nursery rhyme about a black sheep doesnt determine you as a parent. If I my child sings baa baa black sheep then I would let them they are only toddlers
 
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£45 for a hair bobble for a toddler…… Oh duck off. Just duck off.
 
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Is that another undisclosed Gift on ZLB story? 🤨🤨🤨
I thought that too. And more hiding the ad declaration behind her profile pic in the top left corner of the stories.
Wonder if she’ll donate any of this gifted stuff to charity, or just sell it on.
On second thoughts maybe the Ukrainian refugees have had enough to deal with without having to eat from an old Darcie egg cup, wearing worn, embroidered Darcie pyjamas, with all their worldly belongings stuffed into a Darcie emblazoned Santa sack 🤣
 
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All these stories on her daily tablets/vitamins, I bet we have an advert coming soon 💤
 
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All these stories on her daily tablets/vitamins, I bet we have an advert coming soon 💤
I thought the same. I see her content has been as riveting as ever again too - salmon and onion on toast, horses in the back field and we were even treated to her cleaning her sofa the other day! Looks like she spent all Sunday cleaning. Why not do that on a weekday when her daughter goes to nursery? She’ll do anything not to spend time with her. It’s sad to see.
 
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Her stories at the moment of her packing “tips”… She’s soooo over the top and unnecessary!
 
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I wonder how she’ll cope looking after her daughter for a whole week with no Daddy Daughter days, or nursery. Or do we reckon they’ll be at some insta worthy, trendy, resort and she’ll be shoved in the kids club with her 20 colouring books?!
 
I wonder how she’ll cope looking after her daughter for a whole week with no Daddy Daughter days, or nursery. Or do we reckon they’ll be at some insta worthy, trendy, resort and she’ll be shoved in the kids club with her 20 colouring books?!
100% and the rest of the time Daddy will be in the pool with the wee girl while Zoe sits on her phone uploading links to #affiliated links to line her pockets!
 
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