Haha I remember that video. The thing is I saw Zoe's fans when her first book came out, fawning over it in the supermarket. They weren't teens or even pre teens. They were nine year old little girls.
@Yel Don't be mean, Poppy Deyes is our modern day Shakespeare. I bladdy loves her.This idiocracy rivals poppy winning a blogger of the year award. All about who you know.
Looks like when you get your 9yr old sister to do the nails, she fucks it up but you leave it for 24hrs to spare her feelings then desperately try to remove that titSo she can't even pay to have her nails done as a bridesmaid?View attachment 47911
He’ll just be playing on his new iPhone the entire time [emoji849]I’ve just realised that Alfie will be Zoes +1 to this wedding.He’s going to stick out like a sore thumb and be so out of place.I just can’t imagine him striking up normal conversations with Zoes friends and their partners and with Zoe on bridesmaid duty he’s going to have to fly solo.
He'll also be flooding endless Future's Elf merch on his IG stories to pass the time. When you see 10+ stories of Future's Elf stuff, you'll know he's at the wedding and feeling so out of place.He’ll just be playing on his new iPhone the entire time [emoji849]
Well from this post Sean and Poppy have now been together for 10 years!!All these weddings must be getting to Zoe. The clock's ticking...
I think the nail in the coffin for her will be when Sean and Poppy get engaged or even worse (and v unlikely) is if Joe proposes before Alfie finally cuts the bs.
I honestly don’t think it’s that unlikely that Joe will propose before Alfie. I could see Joe proposing in 2020.All these weddings must be getting to Zoe. The clock's ticking...
I think the nail in the coffin for her will be when Sean and Poppy get engaged or even worse (and v unlikely) is if Joe proposes before Alfie finally cuts the bs.
In their defence, they both only got a job in the past 2 years when they latched themselves to Zoe and Alfie’s arseholes.Well from this post Sean and Poppy have now been together for 10 years!!
And Zoe and Alfie 7 years
It's like the Deyes kids don't like to make it official
Can she just duck offWhat a surprise! Can she stop?!
It's so obviously for money! They're too close as well to look genuine! But a desenio as every month! duck offfffCan she just duck off
She only posts for sympathy with a mental health related post or to sell tit!
Bored to death with them both. So, so bored.It's so obviously for money! They're too close as well to look genuine! But a desenio as every month! duck offfff
Yes they are. She's so boring and never does anything interesting! Can someone ban her from doing ads for a year so then she comes back to her main channel and does her bleeping job for the first time in 18 months! That includes her blog, which she should write herself. She's completely useless!Bored to death with them both. So, so bored.
Even her gifted star nails are bleeping boring.
How old is poppy? I can imagine her getting engaged/married by 30. They probs want to sort their house out first and live in it a bit before the next stepWell from this post Sean and Poppy have now been together for 10 years!!
And Zoe and Alfie 7 years
It's like the Deyes kids don't like to make it official
20something going on 70How old is poppy? I can imagine her getting engaged/married by 30. They probs want to sort their house out first and live in it a bit before the next step