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Zoe Sugg #9 Orangella needs A new fella! #autumnal
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He honestly couldn't give a tit about zoe.
He’s brave sniffing her 10+ day old hair tbh
He's so awful. Poor Zoe! Not even "having a great time, doesn't Zoe look lovely?" Or something. Nope, he just can't show affection at all. As Zoe said "Alfie can't do serous"
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ewwwwwHe’s brave sniffing her 10+ day old hair tbh
Wait... what?
Heads might be different size but IQs the same low levelFor anyone who doesn't have Instagram
He couldn't take out that stupid piercing??
Does Zoe still have hers??
Does Zoe still have hers??
She looks a tad hunchbacked, though as I don't frequent her content I'm not sure if it's just how she's leaning into Alf or if her neck actually does that... I hope it's just how she's leaningFor anyone who doesn't have Instagram
Alfie is dressed like a wedding/event caterer
Using your middle name is fairly common where I live. Usually the first name is given in honour of a relative and then the baby is called by their middle name. I only realise two of my friends had a different ‘first name’ when i received their wedding invites.
I feel a strange sort of pity for Zoe. She’s similar in age to me, I’m 31. Yet, I’ve grown up and she’s almost like Peter Pan. None of my peers are like her, even the ones with huge amounts of disposable income. Though, the friends that do have money and no children all travel, experience new things and actually leave their houses.
I feel a strange sort of pity for Zoe. She’s similar in age to me, I’m 31. Yet, I’ve grown up and she’s almost like Peter Pan. None of my peers are like her, even the ones with huge amounts of disposable income. Though, the friends that do have money and no children all travel, experience new things and actually leave their houses.
Like this is probably me just being a cynical prick but is there a chance as well as alfie deliberately holding off the engagement and ring and Zoe being desperate
that they both actually do wanna get married but are purposely holding off until everyone around them has so that they can do this HUGE reveal and have the best dress and best day and have no one top them whatsoever and get all the attention?
Like even an engagement isn't that weird to do and it seems they're the kinda people who just need to be the best at whatever it is and if they already do it now they might realise they have literally nothing to offer their stupid followers or viewers like they know people are only interested because of that
that they both actually do wanna get married but are purposely holding off until everyone around them has so that they can do this HUGE reveal and have the best dress and best day and have no one top them whatsoever and get all the attention?
Like even an engagement isn't that weird to do and it seems they're the kinda people who just need to be the best at whatever it is and if they already do it now they might realise they have literally nothing to offer their stupid followers or viewers like they know people are only interested because of that
Never really thought of it like that because Alfie so clearly comes across as a commitment-phobe but that's interesting, you think they both genuinely want it but they're just attention seeking until everyone else is done?
I think they’re just together out of convenience and it’s too much effort splitting their assets or making real changeNever really thought of it like that because Alfie so clearly comes across as a commitment-phobe but that's interesting, you think they both genuinely want it but they're just attention seeking until everyone else is done?
The pumpkin is selling Daniel Wail-a-ton watch again in her IG stories
That’s the caption he picks? Seriously?
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