Zoe Sugg #65 On Maternity laze!
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Not even the baby is allowed to have colour on her baby rocker ..
I thought she meant Ottie was going in the bath after Zoe not with her.
That's so sad (and surely not reclined enough for a newborn?)
Why’s her neck snapped wtf
Yeah she doesn't look very comfy.
It's pretty sad that novie has worn more colour in 4 weeks than ottie has in 2 years there is more colours besides beige and brown to choose from.
Also that has to be the most boring looking bouncer they could have chosen.
I don't think it's a problem either, but I personally would never bathe with a child - i used to babysit kiddies in my younger years and the grime and tit from them that would float around in the bath was bleeping gross! LOL
That rocker for a baby is the saddest thing I’ve seen, amazes me every time!
thats what I was implying at though, she puts so much lush and glitter stuff in there, no way shape or form its good for a toddlers skin
She also lets Ottie pick bath bombs specifically for Otties baths, probably another pleb who thinks just because a company preaches everything is natural that it means it’s safe for a child.
This photo just showed up on my explore page and I burst out laughing. Why does Alfie look like he’s been copy and pasted in 
to be fair to Zoe, she had an episiotomy with Ottie and referenced it like twice. I think she’s the type to actually want to come out of these things looking unbothered more than anything. I think she makes out a stomach bug or common cold is worse than it actually is because she cba, “I just gave birth a month ago,” is valid enough of an excuse to make people back off
Those garden centre pizzas won’t eat themselves…
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Anyone know how long we’ll be all Mumsnet for?
Even in a photo with his newborn baby, he has to angle it to get the jawline inThis photo just showed up on my explore page and I burst out laughing. Why does Alfie look like he’s been copy and pasted in
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He gives me suuuuch ick.Why is he wearing a vest more concerned with how he looks then taking a genuine happy photo, what a knob.
more concerned with how he looks then taking a genuine happy photo, what a knob.
To show off his....muscles(?) Cos he's a fit dad or somethingWhy is he wearing a vest
Why does he look like this memeThis photo just showed up on my explore page and I burst out laughing. Why does Alfie look like he’s been copy and pasted in
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I second this, he is the biggest ick isn’t he. He is so green around the gills but acts like he knows the secret of life (Alfiestotle used to make me lol so much on the old forum), no you are just disgustingly wealthy due to pure luckEven in a photo with his newborn baby, he has to angle it to get the jawline in
. I saw his insta story about how he chose the word simplicity on how to live his life recently and yeah…simple is the word for them both really isn’t it…but not in a good way. His posing as well . Do people actually find him worth listening to as both of them just are just cringe millennials to me how (as an elder millennial myself)Anyway sorry this is not his thread! I wonder how Zoe works out her maternity leave
statutory mat leave pay in the UK might even pay for her bath and body works candle hauls or whatever.Attachments
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