jackolantern
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Tbf I had my baby 4 1/2 months ago and still see a consultant who refers to me as postpartum. I mean I’ve got health issues still so that might be why, but I think postpartum and postpartum period are different? Like postpartum is just literally following childbirth isn’t it? Whereas the technical ‘postpartum period’ is 3 months.
I mean regardless she’s a lazy dick with no excuses![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
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I mean regardless she’s a lazy dick with no excuses
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
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I thought the marshmallow was a corncob in her hot chocolate photoCopied from wikipedia: Postpartum confinement refers to a system for recovery following childbirth. It begins immediately after the birth, and lasts for a culturally variable length: typically for one month or 30 days, up to 40 days, two months or 100 days. Ottie was born on August 29 2021, which is 302 days (or basically 10 months) from today (June 27 2022), so Zoe has been refering to her 'postpartum period' for at least 3 times what the word means.
Also anyone else think that Zoe and Alfie are holding Ottie a bit awkward like they don't really hold her that often? I've felt like this for a long time, but that can just be me
Two posts where I can see it a bit, can't really find a better example
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![Loudly crying face :sob: 😭](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
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