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‘Platty joobs’ - Zoella just jump onto anything that’s trending or current - they never come up with or say anything original.View attachment 1333363
Platty Joobs!!! Eughh.
Also, Charlotte needs to learn how to use apostrophes, "prosecco's"
They even had that Cauliflower tacos recipe Zoe loves.oooooh right they were at that getaway which costs everyones lifesavings
you would think with that amount of money to splurge theyd I dont know, switch things up and go somewhere else. but zoe really is a creature of habit and comfort. dont put it past her but like. WOMAN GO OUT, ENJOY. HAVE SOME FUN, in other places once in a while.
its so frustrating to watch ngl
No I thought he was more awkward.Did anyone else get the vibe that Mark was kinda pissed off with her in the car? Like he couldn’t be arsed?!
They "work" as flexible and as little as a lot of those other influencers, yet we don't see them with Ottie that much (I know this could be for privacy reasons; not showing your child on camera all the time, but I don't think that's the real/full reason for Alfie and Zoe) but I'm just saying... I think it's weird, if I were a mum (sadly I'm not) I would be around my child a LOT. I work with (young) kids, so I know what they can be like.Why can’t she have her own things? Poppy does her flower beds every year and Alfie has started growing vegetables and suddenly she’s got her own little copycat flowerbed despite going to the garden centre once a week for the last 15 years and never actually buying any plants
“The reality of being parents” who have a massive house, earn way more than the average family and “work” flexibly so can see as much of their kid as they like.. god it must be so tough for them I don’t know how they do it?!?
They’re still together but by all accounts, it doesn’t seem to be a happy relationshipHaven't followed Zoe or Alfie in ages but Honestly, props to them. They are the only couple from the OG British group that managed to stay together and start a family. I remember even back on GG forum we always kept saying that these two will not last but we were wrong.
the thing is, with my Nan, she hardly saw my Dad, and then i was born, and she reappeared. I hardly see her anymore, since her daughter had a little boy and now shes obsessed with him. Not saying that could be it, but something to think about!No isn't it a 2 hour drive? she hardly visited Zoe's before Ottie was born nice to be used by her daughter.
Yeah could you imagine her at a business meal asking the other wives if they've watched the new Gavin & StaceyObviously just my opinion, but there's no way a guy like that would go for her. Sure, she can be pretty, but she's not interesting, she herself lacks ambition. Guys like that tend to get smart, beautiful women from Oxbridge. Not to mention Zoe claims to be a great hostess, but she just does cheese boards. She's a fraud.
This!!!Zoe asking Alfie if he’s going to cook dinner.. oh my god get off your lazy ass and cook it yourself! How hard is it to cook up a quick meal! Especially when in her case it’s all preprepared sh*t. He didn’t even make any for himself he took her meal for upstairs and then went out. Jeez girl you’ve got it good if I hear her complain about how she hasn’t got
time againand I’m not surprised alfies always trying to find some excuse to get out of that house she’s seems like such a demanding control freak
Exactly!!....it's very rare.i don’t think she’s really that unattractive and she’s looked lovely a few times but she just dresses and styles her hair like a 50 year old or a toddler. She’s got the money and body to do and wear anything but she doesn’t, can’t buy you a fashion sense I suppose…
yeah it’s weird… I mean both my ring fingers are the same size. Seems like wishful thinking to wear a trilogy ring looking just like an engagement ring.Isn’t that what ring sizing is for? It seems like that’s just an excuse so she’ll get more attention from followers or just pretend it’s actually happened
Which is fair enough but then why and try and make your brand all about sex?This girl. Everything is not her thing anyway.
yes. money and the fact that she she wants to make people look at her thin post pregnancy body.Of fuck off Zoe you wont keep up the running its all for #AD. jeez must be getting desperate for money if shes advertising gym wear!
You might be on to something as Stacey has the same sofa Zoe bought for her office!She’s done a Stacey Dooley on her hair!![]()
That's another thing apart from both being influencers they have nothing in common.Zoe seems to thrive in imbalanced friendships. Even when she was friends with Gabie it was a fan-youtuber friendship and Gabie basically worshipped her. I really don't know what Zoe and Mark have in common and it's still weird to me he enjoys night life and clubbing so much, yet his bestie didn't go out to have fun with him like ever.