omg u r right what was I thinking-Does she tho? I think she's just #gifted the surplus beige baby crap nobody wants and never actually puts her manky talons in her own pocket.
I see she’s finally told us Ottilie’s weight. Yet true to Zoe’s style, she’s tried to make out how SMOL she was. Totally normal weight. Also a newborn baby being small is so dangerous and it’s terrifying. My baby was 3lbs 5oz. Would have loved a chubby 6lber.Bloody hell give it a rest
Very normal! Anything between 5.5lb and 10lb is considered a perfectly normal baby, I think the average is around 7 pounds.Have babies gotten fatter? I was about 6lbs when I was born and as far as I know I was considered pretty normal?
I think the reality of being a parent may make her wait a bit longer. She doesn’t strike me as some who has particularly relished motherhood/baby days tbh.Who else things they are already trying for baby #2? Zoe and Joe are close in age, something Zoe always goes on about, and it wouldn’t surprise me if she wanted that for her own family as well.
I'm really depressed that a fucking beige shop exists.Is Zoe trolling us? Went to a shop selling preloved women’s and baby clothes and everything was beige and cream?? What is wrong with her!
The docs are cute af tho
Oh Alfie, wants another newborn but not a wife
nothing to add but you bunch are on fire todayThat will be the ultimatum: she’ll give him another baby if he gives her the ring.
I really hated what he said. These people live to just buy stuff. They experience joy through the several minute excitement they get when they purchase something. That’s why they’re always buying shit. Filling the voidThe docs are cute af tho
Oh Alfie, wants another newborn but not a wife
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