hahaha I think that's how Zoe got pregnantPoppy conducting the ‘discussions’
can't wait to hear them pronounce Ottilie
Tilly tilly....
hahaha I think that's how Zoe got pregnantPoppy conducting the ‘discussions’
What in the zalfie fan club is this?!?! I'd have you blocked with a restraining order*not a ponce LOOOOL* Sorry I’m gonna say I BLOODY CANT WAIT TO SEE CHRISTMAS OTTILIE!! Little baby in cute Christmas clothes, teaching it Zoe’s love of Christmas with uncle mark. I’m sorry, I just think duck there’s so many worse things for a kid to grow up around than money and Alfie Deyes (shocker I know) but she looks like the sweetest little thing and EVERYONEEE calls their child their best friend, people call their hamster their best friend, it’s just a thing. I don’t mean to be the nice person who hypes it but im excited to see it all!! I think the reason that Alfie’s parents are always there is that they’re just closer, plus they never give them space. I think Zoe likes the idea that Ottilie will see two ‘loving’ not divorced families around her as I think that’s what she doesn’t like about her parents. As for poppy, creepy witch, their first kid and she’s Tryna claim it? Id have her blocked with a restraining order
sorry but she will be in pumpkin costumes and piles of autumn leaves before Christmas*not a ponce LOOOOL* Sorry I’m gonna say I BLOODY CANT WAIT TO SEE CHRISTMAS OTTILIE!! Little baby in cute Christmas clothes, teaching it Zoe’s love of Christmas with uncle mark. I’m sorry, I just think duck there’s so many worse things for a kid to grow up around than money and Alfie Deyes (shocker I know) but she looks like the sweetest little thing and EVERYONEEE calls their child their best friend, people call their hamster their best friend, it’s just a thing. I don’t mean to be the nice person who hypes it but im excited to see it all!! I think the reason that Alfie’s parents are always there is that they’re just closer, plus they never give them space. I think Zoe likes the idea that Ottilie will see two ‘loving’ not divorced families around her as I think that’s what she doesn’t like about her parents. As for poppy, creepy witch, their first kid and she’s Tryna claim it? Id have her blocked with a restraining order
Looking at the bottom of the pram as usual the bellend has actually forgot tge bloody baby. Good to see he's prioritising supporting his girlfriend who's just given birth, will be in pain however she gave birth and generally physically broken over a selfie which makes him look like a twit.This should probably go on the Alfie thread but I’m betting the babies not even in the pram & he’s just posing for pics with it
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do we reckon pay is actually in this car seat or if Alfie just having a little photo shoot by himself?
prob private care, not nhsThey are off for a check up?? Doesn’t a midwife visit now??
Going by the following picture on his IG looks like pay is off for a check updo we reckon pay is actually in this car seat or if Alfie just having a little photo shoot by himself?
Ah course!!!!prob private care, not nhs
Those things with a baby in weigh a tonne. I know he reckons he's all toned up but I can't believe the knobhead is doing a photo shoot without a baby. Hasn't Big Mands got enough to do?do we reckon pay is actually in this car seat or if Alfie just having a little photo shoot by himself?
The waiting room looks like NHS to me, normally private have fancier chairs lolprob private care, not nhs
It looks like baby has a checkup so they did leave the house. I do however think the photo with the pram in the mirror was just for the photos with no baby as why would she be in the pram in the house when they’re going in the carThose things with a baby in weigh a tonne. I know he reckons he's all toned up but I can't believe the knobhead is doing a photo shoot without a baby. Hasn't Big Mands got enough to do?
She just gave birth to a child so probably doesn’t want to be on camera much. I would be taking photos for memories only. I think that’s why Alfie’s only posting photos of himself at the moment.I'm 100% sure Zoe isn't posting to build some kind of suspense.
I'm convinced he either went to get a new set of teeth of that sleeve he said he'd have once he was a young trendy dadIt looks like baby has a checkup so they did leave the house. I do however think the photo with the pram in the mirror was just for the photos with no baby as why would she be in the pram in the house when they’re going in the car
Or because he's a massive bellend??She just gave birth to a child so probably doesn’t want to be on camera much. I would be taking photos for memories only. I think that’s why Alfie’s only posting photos of himself at the moment.
I'd be the same, it is however Zoe Sugg we're talking about.She just gave birth to a child so probably doesn’t want to be on camera much. I would be taking photos for memories only. I think that’s why Alfie’s only posting photos of himself at the moment.
But I am relieved it is in fact a child she has birthed.She just gave birth to a child so probably doesn’t want to be on camera much. I would be taking photos for memories only. I think that’s why Alfie’s only posting photos of himself at the moment.
i think private would probably allow both parents in the room, similar to private scans etcThe waiting room looks like NHS to me, normally private have fancier chairs lol
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do you think he’s got Zoe off the couch (maybe the one time it’s warranted she’s having a bit of a rest!) to do a little photo shoot with Alfie and various baby gear?
EDIT: spoke too soon!
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