The only Sugg to not win it tooYou can guarantee Zoe now thinks she’s a pregnancy and baby expert and will be giving out judgemental unsolicited advice to other pregnant people. Like she thinks she’s an expert baker because sHe WaS oN BaKe oFF
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Think it’s because she announced it so early on, I was surprised she did tbh, obviously wanted to boost her engagement for all the pre-baby ads, how many shampoo ads has she done in the last month aloneThis has felt like the longest pregnancy in bloody history.
I know Poppy is not the female version of Alfie because Alfie looks a lot like Scooter Braun, which is funny to me because last thing I remember when I followed Zoe was that Alfie was obsessed with Taylor Swift.
And Poppy is a pretty girl.
And Poppy is a pretty girl.
Fingers crossed she’ll be entirely average in size at like 7.5 lbsIf Little Miss Payday is born on the smaller side, Zoelhaha will harp on ‘tiny me, tiny baby hAhAh’. If Pay is on the bigger side, Zozebo will harp on about how she’s so tiny and pushed out such a big baby
Who the hell is bored enough to subject themselves on this. I have very little expectations she'll be a good mother who'll think about putting their child first even onceJesus her last crappy vlog has got over 1 Million views
Is the pope a catholic?
I've replied anything which doesn't include you or your pointless girlfriend. Hopefully he'll take my idea forwardScreenshot from yesterday … what on earth is this 4 weeks paternity leave BEFORE the baby he’s on about?
Looks like they’re on the way to Wiltshire going by Joe’s stories. Hope everything is okay!
Gosh when does Zoe ever get off her arse and go to Wiltshire?
My guess is something to do with her grandad. Hope he's doing okay and is comfortable. It seems like his health has been rapidly deteriorating the past few years.
Wasn't Joe rumoured to be filming 'Who Do You Think You Are?'...? Maybe it's related to that again.
I immediately assumed this. There's no way she'd put herself out to see her family unless there's exposure or money involved. Especially when she's so heavily pregnant and exhausted carrying selfish Pay around
I doubt Joe would be posting clips of Nala and lip syncing to a song or stone henge on his Instagram stories if they were rushing to something serious… maybe just a trip back to see family.
Or maybe it’s zalfie doing Xmas even earlier this year because we all know after the have pay they won’t ever be able to leave the house again.
Or maybe it’s zalfie doing Xmas even earlier this year because we all know after the have pay they won’t ever be able to leave the house again.
I don't find it bad at all. Its a protective thing since the day I found out I was pregnant, not a millionare I've found myself touching it. I think zoe will be a fab mum. Can't stand Alfie I never ever saw what she sees but I defo think this will be the making of her. If she keeps it private not turning into one of those mummy vloggersI never get when people complain about this? She's obv delighted to be preggers and likes to hold her bump while she has it. I'd prob be the same. Does nobody any harm
Fab mum, you’ve sent me
shes spent 9 months refusing to even nourish her baby, tell me again how she’ll be a fab mum? 
How do you know she hasn’t been nourishing her baby? We don’t see every single thing she eats or does so it’s a bit of a reach to make that statement. Also, someone taking snacks to the hospital or eating sweets throughout pregnancy doesn’t them a ‘bad mum’. I think it’s quite insensitive and insulting to people who have genuinely experienced life with an abusive, awful parent to say things like that.Fab mum, you’ve sent me
Zoe is a lot of things, vapid, arrogant, lazy etc etc, but she has wanted this baby for years, so I have no doubt that she’ll be an amazing mum.
I was told by the midwife that as long as you are having some food it’s fine as at the beginning I could only
Stomach to eat chicken occasionally bake potatoes and sweets because I threw everything else up x
ah yes because vapid, arrogant and lazy are the quality traits that make a good mum… my bad, must have forgotten!
I'm sorry but reading zoe will be an amazing mum is the funniest thing I've read on here. Next we'll have people crying again praising Aldo for being such a supportive partner
So far all the pregnancy has brought out in her is her selfishness and bitchiness. I pray poppy is pregnant soon with twins to burst her bubble that desperately needs bursting
So far all the pregnancy has brought out in her is her selfishness and bitchiness. I pray poppy is pregnant soon with twins to burst her bubble that desperately needs bursting
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