Who are the blind/delusional people writing that she's glowing? Um. Unless there's a sweat sheen on her, Zoslug is not glowing. How can she when she hasn't eaten a single whole food in ages? The picture of glow:
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She feels like she "does a stint" of YT videos and then "falls off the bandwagon." It's almost June. You've done 7 videos. You haven't been on any sort of sting, don't be ridiculous. But she says "I'm not going to beat myself about it." No, Lord, of course not. God forbid you ever demand yourself ANYTHING and try to have work ethics. No, no. Don't be so harsh on yourself, love, you're GROWING LIFE for the first time in the history of the world, no one has ever been pregnant before, the rest of us just hatched from colorful eggs dropped by alien spaceships, please go back to eating cake pops and watching telly.
I feel actual rage at that room full of products she hasn't used/has barely used, just rotting. A room in her house which she almost never goes into. Oh God. She's the worst. She just hoards it all because she can. She could donate it, unopened, to women's shelters. Open and barely used to friends. But no. She keeps them there to rot. She doesn't event LOOK at them. Anyone who likes this woman is just... yeah, amoral, like her.
And then when she's talking about the "almost fainting incident", she has to go and mock Joe, "Joe is the one who faints". WHY would she need to add that? Like, I don't even think Joe is that great of a person, but he's a million times better than Zoella.
And she needs a pasta kit? I'm part Italian and pasta is like... so simple to make at home and make it with fresh veggies so it's nutritious. Instead, she goes with premade stuff... The sloth in this woman is neverending.
Oh, and when they're sitting there talking about Alfie's friends who just had twins and had to move out of their "one bedroom flat", you can just see the condescension in their faces and hear it in their voices. Now we know why they didn't go visit them, they probably couldn't be seen slumming it in whatever new non-mansion flat their poor friends could afford.
Not gonna lie, after this video, I kind of wish there'd be some sort of financial crash ONLY for Zoe and she lost all her money and had to go back to the real world. She wouldn't last a week, she'd run to mummy and daddy begging for money.
) but her latest video has properly wound me up. She was SITTING DOWN moving tiny objects for all of ten minutes then needs a lie down because of her blood pressure. She has no grip on reality at all - what does she think all of us normies do when we feel like that at work?! We have to finish our 8hr shift! Then she said cos she felt like she almost fainted she now can leave the house...again, not something most people have the luxury of doing. She’s totally tone-deaf 
