I just can’t with her whole ‘no one else has been pregnant before me’ vibe she has going on. No one else cares about your bump Zoe, other than you and maybe Alfie. We get it - you’re pregnant. What else is new?!
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Bahahaha. To be honest I love Christmas and Autumn and cheese boards.FFS, this felt like a personal attack, I need to get a bleeping hobby
Yeeep. And it's all about the superficial stuff. "Everyone told me to document the bump." Seriously? Did no one tell you to eat a frigging vegetable? Or to go to prenatal yoga? Or to take your poor ugly dog for a walk? Or to read a baby book? Or to look into the products you'll be buying to check for safety ratings and safe ingredients instead of just accepting whatever you get gifted? Or to buy clothes that weren't just newborn sized because babies grow a lot? I'm sure someone must have. Her health providers. Her mum. Friends. But naaaah, what she listened to was "document the bump."
I think I've seen three or four photos of my mum when she was pregnant with me. I'm fine. So was she. I have never ever gotten the desire to look at myself as a bump, ffs.
Bloody hell anyone could have written this paragraph it’s so basic and I swear she’s said it all in videos a hundred times already! Tell us something we don’t know!
There's no pictures of my mums bump with either of her kids, I just asked her if she took bump pictures in any of her pregnancies and she just went 'no but if you want to know, had the fattest bump with you out the lot. You were the biggest and that's saying something since I had twins'
Thanks mother, I'm now glad there aren't bump pics :')
Thanks for making me snortOh so you were achonky wolf
but yeah at 6 pounds I was the chunkiest wolf, Zoe would cry at that thought (I know 6 pounds isn't chunky. It's just I was chunky in comparison cause I was basically all 3 of my siblings weights put together
)I was 8 pounds 11, Zoe would be projectile launched to Mars if paydeyes is anything like meThanks for making me snort
but yeah at 6 pounds I was the chunkiest wolf, Zoe would cry at that thought (I know 6 pounds isn't chunky. It's just I was chunky in comparison cause I was basically all 3 of my siblings weights put together
Thanks for making me want to change my name to Chonky Wolf btwI was 8 pounds 11, Zoe would be projectile launched to Mars if paydeyes is anything like me
8 pounds 11? Biggest our poor Zo will handle is 3 pounds cause she's soooo small. honestly though part of me hopes she does have a big baby but then again she will be even more insufferable with how small she is
I’ve got a bigger “bUmP” than that if I have a big meal, push my belly out and arch my back like that bell end. Haha. Haha hahaha.
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I was 3 pounds 4 - 6 weeks premature! Still small nowThanks for making me want to change my name to Chonky Wolf btw
8 pounds 11? Biggest our poor Zo will handle is 3 pounds cause she's soooo small. honestly though part of me hopes she does have a big baby but then again she will be even more insufferable with how small she is
Just answering my own question to confirm the answer appears to be no.
My god being pregnant really is her whole entire personality now isn’t it.
Off topic but my girl (I had her at 19) was 10lb 2 and only born at 38w6day ((with no GD or anything))
I don’t want kids because I don’t want to give up my lifestyle/ take care of a kid/many other reasons. I’m selfish and all about me (to a certain extent, I’m very helpful and loving but wouldn’t want to have to be that way all the time like if I had a kid). Zoe seems like she has those qualities too even though she parades around like she’s the most caring person ever. She is all about herself and being the center of attention. I think Zoe is going to struggle and be miserable. I don’t think she understands what all is involved with kids. I’m positive someone else will be raising this kid and I hope so because this poor little girl parents have the most questionable morals and horrible lifestyles. They are not fit to have kids. All just my opinion of course
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No, you've been drooling at the mouth waiting for YEARS for alfie to kncok you up. Stooooop acting like getting pregnant was something like an oops surprise moment to make you seem down to earth. You've been watch pregnant mom channels on youtube for AT LEAST 6 years. You know about this tit lol
No, you've been drooling at the mouth waiting for YEARS for alfie to kncok you up. Stooooop acting like getting pregnant was something like an oops surprise moment to make you seem down to earth. You've been watch pregnant mom channels on youtube for AT LEAST 6 years. You know about this tit lol
but it took Alfredo 6 years to muster up the courage to have sex wit her
My friend had a baby nearly 12 pounds when born. With all the tit she eats it wouldn't surprise me if Pay Deyes is this size. I could imagine Zoe being depressed if her daughter isn't Instagram perfect.
I am worried for her mental health after birth. I found having a baby difficult and it really knocked my mental health. All the hormones, lack of sleep and vulnerability you feel knocked me for six and I think she's only thinking about all the
Pay is going to bring and how smug and superior being a mother will then make her over people like Poppy and Dianne.
I am worried for her mental health after birth. I found having a baby difficult and it really knocked my mental health. All the hormones, lack of sleep and vulnerability you feel knocked me for six and I think she's only thinking about all the
Pay is going to bring and how smug and superior being a mother will then make her over people like Poppy and Dianne.That baine’s head will be 12lbs alone with the Tory swede head Daddy dilfDIE Deyes. RIP to zoellapuss.My friend had a baby nearly 12 pounds when born. With all the tit she eats it wouldn't surprise me if Pay Deyes is this size. I could imagine Zoe being depressed if her daughter isn't Instagram perfect.
I am worried for her mental health after birth. I found having a baby difficult and it really knocked my mental health. All the hormones, lack of sleep and vulnerability you feel knocked me for six and I think she's only thinking about all the
Hahaha
Someone needs to tell him it's actually Pay Deyes, or a new one I just thought of.. #Ad Deyes
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