Dianne’s also got what’s zalfie will never have....work ethicI also wouldn’t promote a podcast of someone that’s just trying to latch on the fame of my brother
Dianne’s also got what’s zalfie will never have....work ethicI also wouldn’t promote a podcast of someone that’s just trying to latch on the fame of my brother
He's always just been trying to get that sharp jawline look. Shame he just shows the massive head and funny shape it actually is.‘Throwback to 2014 x’
Imagine a couple asking you to take a photo of them and just as you’re about to take it, the guy looks away in the distance like that? You’d be like ‘you ok mate? You ready?’ Normal people look at the camera and say cheese but Alfie’s too cool for that. He’s been doing the same pose for 7 years hahaha prick.
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They actually look really good hereI know people change as they grow but they’re literally two different people now.‘Throwback to 2014 x’
Imagine a couple asking you to take a photo of them and just as you’re about to take it, the guy looks away in the distance like that? You’d be like ‘you ok mate? You ready?’ Normal people look at the camera and say cheese but Alfie’s too cool for that. He’s been doing the same pose for 7 years hahaha prick.
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Zoe looks so young and happy and in like a giddy mood to be on holiday with her boyfriend and Alfie fat head just looks like...a absolute loser? I’d be furious if my other half CONSTANTLY tried to make everything into a bloody edge photo shoot. Calm down Alfie vogue doesn’t want you and your massive head/ego‘Throwback to 2014 x’
Imagine a couple asking you to take a photo of them and just as you’re about to take it, the guy looks away in the distance like that? You’d be like ‘you ok mate? You ready?’ Normal people look at the camera and say cheese but Alfie’s too cool for that. He’s been doing the same pose for 7 years hahaha prick.
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I was convinced of this too but like others have said he could have done it at home and made it just as romantic/insta worthy with all the money they have!! Tom Fletcher proposed in what looked like a building site and managed to make it lovely!Pretty sure he was planning to propose in the Maldives
My husband wanted to propose on a holiday but we were saving like mad for a house and when he proposed, he said he just couldn’t wait any longer. That meant much more to me than the location. Alfie’s had nearly a year since the Maldives was cancelled, he has endless money and potential to create something amazing either at home or on Brighton beach to proposeI was convinced of this too but like others have said he could have done it at home and made it just as romantic/insta worthy with all the money they have!! Tom Fletcher proposed in what looked like a building site and managed to make it lovely!
*meghan markle has entered the chat*Zoe's definitely the type to announce her pregnancy at someone else's wedding and then act all shocked and hurt when the brides upset at being upstaged
I’ve got an allotment and I don’t go to the garden centre as often as ZO-AP!ugh exactly. Also how many times can one person visit a garden centre?! She is like a pensioner! And I doubt the news is affectign her at all as I doubt she reads papers/watches it anyway. She lives in a total bubble
omg I'm still traumatised by the awkwardness of that videoHe only does grand gestures for the vlog.
Everyone thought he was proposing with the fireworks, you could see all the guests looking excited, and at Zoe and you knew what they were thinking was going to happen. Turned out it was just some fireworks.
Don’t remind me. That makes my bumhole clench just thinking about it. That video is the worst.He only does grand gestures for the vlog.
Everyone thought he was proposing with the fireworks, you could see all the guests looking excited, and at Zoe and you knew what they were thinking was going to happen. Turned out it was just some fireworks.