Zoe Sugg #25 Thirty, dirty and still boring.

[surfergirl92]

Been reading for a while but had to join to comment after the lost vlog- I cannot bear Alfie any longer. I actually felt so sorry for Zoe in the car section of that vlog.

During the time they were in the car, he continuously spoke over her (every damn time), spoke about breaking up with her, was petty about paying for Nala, burped and said he felt sick after Zoe said something nice to him, purposely eyed up another girl. Honestly, he's a fuckwit and full of red flags (IMO). I agree with you guys, I think Zoe absolutely adores him (goodness knows why) and he is with her for pure convenience.

There's a part of me that hopes that Alfie is just a prick when he knows he's being filmed on Zoe's vlog and is actually kinder to her off camera so people don't see him being overly nice or affectionate. However I suspect he's a prick to her 24/7. Does anyone else think he might have two sides to the way he treats her?

 

[Blubs]

That attempt at social distancing and going to meet their friends was so annoying. They were touching glasses and sitting so close to each other. It was such a kick in the ( horse) teeth.

Poppy was very clearly sat right next to Zoe, from the angle of her arm and the way Zoe looked towards her.

 

[judgeydrudgey]

She looks deranged in the first picture. Whoever said this is a good pause to do in a picture isn’t someone you should have in your life unless you are aiming to look like the joker!

As for the ‘DONT have time’ pull the other one. You do nothing at all.

She doesn’t have the HOURS?!! She’s really trying to sound like she’s so above everyone else who has HOURS they can waste doing the challenge, whereas she simply has too much of a life to do it.

I saw Poppy did it and included a bunch of pre-smartphone pictures, which would take some time to track down if you don’t have them organized, but Fleur also did it using just pictures from her phone (it seemed). Surely that can’t take HOURS

 

[StephenTJackson]

ummm what

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What absolute tosh. They have been terrible for breaking the rules. Maybe nothing as big as going on a holiday, but socialising with people in the house they shouldn't be, going to 7000 shops to find a Dairy Milk advent calendar etc, definitely not social distancing when out with friends. They are terrible.

 

[Mayflower9]

Adding ‘festive’ to the list of words Zoe has ruined for me. Others on the list are:

Autumnal
Cosy
Gorgeous
Host/hostess/hosting
Chocolate
Nala

What about 'lichrally'? That manchild of hers is also a great offender.

 

[londongirl2001]

I read some of the comments and the way people wrote things like "Oh, he interrupts her all the time, just like my boyfriend #couplegoals" was laughable. Even the minions they still have commented on his behavior, but because they still for some reason have to praise everything they do, made it out to be something adorable. By the way, if your boyfriend interrupts you all the time....he's not a good boyfriend.

 

[surfergirl92]

I read some of the comments and the way people wrote things like "Oh, he interrupts her all the time, just like my boyfriend #couplegoals" was laughable. Even the minions they still have commented on his behavior, but because they still for some reason have to praise everything they do, made it out to be something adorable. By the way, if your boyfriend interrupts you all the time....he's not a good boyfriend.

Totally agree with this! It's crazy how so many of the minions watching will see his negative traits and still find a way to #couplegoals them. It makes me sick, I wouldn't want some of her younger 'fans' to think that this is the vision of a healthy relationship.

 

[Elle]

Guys, she's feeling 'reflectful'.

ShE's A pUbLiShEd WrItEr.

 

[mg95]

It makes me laugh every time they go on about how they'd never speak about their engagement or trying to conceive because that stuff is "private" when they will literally sit in their car and snipe back and forth over their breakup and who would get what and who has paid for what. Seems like the only thing that's "private" is them being happy and stable. We see all the rest.

 

[PowerliftingOtter]

Alfie has posted a vlog of him showing two of his moron friends around the new office. What a joke!

 

[Helk]

What absolute tosh. They have been terrible for breaking the rules. Maybe nothing as big as going on a holiday, but socialising with people in the house they shouldn't be, going to 7000 shops to find a Dairy Milk advent calendar etc, definitely not social distancing when out with friends. They are terrible.

And that Dairy Milk calendar has been thrown into the corner, half opened, as every year. Why was it such a dramatic thing when she couldn't find it anywhere?
Sometimes they try to make childlish things look like import and so fun... Or they sometimes forget they are not kids anymore and things like that are not a necessity.

 

[slothella22]

I'm sorry but if my boyfriend had behaved the way Alfie did when they were in the car together I would have had serious words with him. Alfie clearly is no longer in love with Zoe and is only with her for the fame/cash grab. If he spilt up with her tomorrow all the Zalfie minions would probably turn on him from breaking poor Princess Peahead's heart. So maybe he thinks if he is horrible to her, she'll save him the job and dump his sorry ass. So he can get everyone to feel sorry for him.

 

[Fueislfs]

You just know they’re going to proceed with their Christmas Eve evening as planned.

I find it so weird that Zoe and Alfie don’t seem to enjoying being alone together like at all? They always seem to go on holiday as a group, you don’t really see them (in normal times) going on dates just the two of them, they always socialise with a group of others. When it’s just the two of them together the dynamic is so toxic, it’s like she’s desperate for him to appreciate her but they’re on a totally different wavelength.

 

[Carrington31]

I hate how he pronounces his t’s as d’s. ‘Liddle’, ‘a lod of you’ etc. Imbecile.

 

[coconochanel]

She doesn’t have the HOURS?!! She’s really trying to sound like she’s so above everyone else who has HOURS they can waste doing the challenge, whereas she simply has too much of a life to do it.

I saw Poppy did it and included a bunch of pre-smartphone pictures, which would take some time to track down if you don’t have them organized, but Fleur also did it using just pictures from her phone (it seemed). Surely that can’t take HOURS

Its not she doesnt have the Hours its she does have the photos as we all know her life is just Poppy and Mark.

 

[viewtube]

Been reading for a while but had to join to comment after the lost vlog- I cannot bear Alfie any longer. I actually felt so sorry for Zoe in the car section of that vlog.

During the time they were in the car, he continuously spoke over her (every damn time), spoke about breaking up with her, was petty about paying for Nala, burped and said he felt sick after Zoe said something nice to him, purposely eyed up another girl. Honestly, he's a fuckwit and full of red flags (IMO). I agree with you guys, I think Zoe absolutely adores him (goodness knows why) and he is with her for pure convenience.

There's a part of me that hopes that Alfie is just a prick when he knows he's being filmed on Zoe's vlog and is actually kinder to her off camera so people don't see him being overly nice or affectionate. However I suspect he's a prick to her 24/7. Does anyone else think he might have two sides to the way he treats her?

The whole vlog seemed very passive aggressive. His behaviour was disgusting and very disrespectful

 

[mg95]

Does Nala trigger an overwhelming ick in anyone else? I'm a huge dog lover but I cannot bring myself to feel any positive way toward that dog or Buzz.

 

[Twinkletoes974]

She’ll be uploading the last day of Vlogmas on the same day so that you don’t see them all in her house together which is against the rules, but, you know, they can do what they want can’t they....

 

[QueenBW]

She says she doesn't have time to do that Instagram stories trend where people give you prompts and you post photos for them. WTF does she doe all day? I want some documentary crew to follow her everywhere for a month. Like. I've seen instagrammers who have full, busy lives, I'm talking grad school and kids, do this. What does Zoe do ALL DAY?

 

[coconochanel]

She’ll be uploading the last day of Vlogmas on the same day so that you don’t see them all in her house together which is against the rules, but, you know, they can do what they want can’t they....

exactly I bet she will stop filming at about 5pm then the Deyes will arrive for matching pj's, canapes and stocking present opening.