I just watched the new vlog, and I have so many questions.
3:30 - Zoe feels H&M and Zara are having a moment right now?! Yes, this really is the year for environment unfriendly brands.
6:35 - Holly, Mark and Zoe are in a van together, excited for CHRISTMAS! Only 75 days left ... Also, social distancing thumbs up!
6:55 - Start here if you want a close up of Mark's "has he been working on his car, no it's just tan"-fingernails. I mean, we all know pretty darn well how to wash our hands by now, but not Mark.
7:35 - Zoe wants to know what's on your *autumn wish list*. And do you just love ... picking up pumpkins?
7:50-12:00 - Kindly gifted corn and rubbish, and see how all the future instas are taken. Holly is bored. We are bored.
12:15 - The baby pumpkins are Zoe's
faaavourah.
12:20 - Mark feels like a real lumber jack, carrying some hay bales for Holly.
14:40 - I love how Holly is so unimpressed when the two other goofs are laughing at how "naive and silly" Mark is thinking some bird has two heads and of course not churning that thought in his head for more than a millisecond before saying it out loud.
16:40 - They spot a goat. The goat is named Billy! The goat is actually named Billy. The goat. is named. Billy.
16:50 - Zoe and Mark are in the kitchen eating chocolate. Seriously, are we sure they don't do drugs?
17:50 - Seriously, they are high, right?
18:20 - I'm not watching this anymore. (Two hours later.) OK, Mark is definitely just saying stupid ass stuff to make Zoe laugh and get screen time, at this point. He says they should "milk" a chocolate bar, when he meant to say "melt". Oh, Mark. I'm silent laughing. So silent.
19:29 - Mark decides to sing. But, oh, is Zoe joining in or is this a failed attempt at making some fun vlog singing going?
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19:32 - Phuh, luckily it worked, and his little granny sings along.
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20:40 - The children are watching Casper.
20:57 - Mark fancied Casper, but more when he was a ghost than a boy.
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21:13 - Zoe talks to the camera like an actual adult. I'm a bit glad I waited out all the horribleness for this.
23:45 - Zoe smashed her camera yesterday and doesn't know if we can hear her or see her, but continues to vlog on this second day anyways. Hoping it will be OK?
25:05 - Disclaimer: Don't anyone dare say anything about her pumpkins. She offered to pay Tully's for them, but gosh darnit, they just wouldn't take her money. But don't worry, she will give a pumpkin to every delivery man coming to her door. And she will use some of the pumpkins for food, and give the seeds to the squirrels? Or the birds? Or the squirrels? Stay tuned.
27:45 - She says that when she has kids, and doesn't care so much about this stuff, she obviously won't do the whole pumpkins on the porch-thing. So pumpkin craziness is filling a huge void here. Kids would be an excuse to actually do these sort of weird activities though.
28:20 - AD for A good company. LOL.
33:45 - Autumn porch time lapse. Alfie really liked it, though never appears in the vlog.
This is all just so sad.
Honestly the difference of how they were then & how they are now is shocking!!
