Definitely!!To show us she’s not pregnant ??
I really like her flared jeans, actually want some myself
Definitely!!To show us she’s not pregnant ??
Mark was a fan before they came friends so basically hes a yes man arse licker.I quite like Mark as well actually. He just seems to be a warm, positive guy. I can see why Zoe is drawn to him.
What I also like about him is that he’s not Poppy or Sean, the only other two friendsAlfie lets Zoe have...er, Zoe has. It’s nice seeing her with someone she doesn’t only know through Alfie. It’s like her last thread of independence from him.
I have to agree with youI have to be honest. I’ve been watching a few of her vlogs lately, and she is really good at that vlogging lark.
There’s something quite calming about her vlogs, and she’s head and shoulders above the people that attempt it imo
There. I said it lol
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WTF is going on with those
Remember the smear test video? I really wish she would address stuff like this, as opposed to her team on Zoella doing it. Putting it on the Zoella page makes her look like she's shitting out of making age appropriate content, and if she had shared/written this herself (I assume she's okayed it to go on Zoella, so she must be aware on some level that her content needs to grow up) she'd probably be pretty relevant again.
wtf?! this came up top of my feed!
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These are their ah-mazing masturbation tips. I guess Zoella.com is the modern day Cosmopolitan..
Alfie ?"The first time you masturbate" - who on earth is this aimed at?!
"Er Zoe, I tried the tips from your article yeah but I dunno where my clitoris is."Alfie ?
"That's okay Alf, you don't know where mine is either""Er Zoe, I tried the tips from your article yeah but I dunno where my clitoris is."
I think if they were two normal people they'd have split up years ago as you can tell they've nothing in common anymore. But instead they're both obsessed with fame and being seen as the perfect couple that they keep up this ridiculous charade of a relationship. Alfie blatantly perves over her brothers girlfriend and she says and does nothing. They both deserve each other and the misery they'll get as a result of choosing money and status over personal happiness.I don't understand why Alfie hasn't, at the minimum, proposed to Zoe. Zoe and Alfie have bought multiple houses, pets, and cars, which are all things married couples do. What is he so afraid of? Zoe is obviously committed to him. She seems like the kind of person who wants to be married before she has children. They could even have a quick court wedding to make it legal and celebrate later. They're both so immature.