Zanna van Dijk #24 Zanna van Scarfell Pijk - the tallest female in the UK 🏔

[martaS]

No mention of her twisted bowel!!! the horror!!

Or defeating her menty B.

Oh her fiance being shorter than her #LoveIsLove.

Or being engaged.

(Definitely going to be a Bridezilla).

Or being a cat mum to Bella (who is an absolute babe btw and I am a dog person).

Or her many meaningful tattoos.

Have I missed anything?

 

[icameheretospy]

Can’t wait to see her smashing Glasto outfits

 

[July9696]

“In my element”, I would be as well if I could go on a thousand holidays a year. Instead I’m doing my weekly unpaid overtime as a teacher…

 

[Wikiwangocard]

I miss the smashing blouse era, when she was a boss bitch for Thrive.
Sadly though, it was 'almost' like having a job, so that wouldn't do at all.
Ah, good times.

 

[CustardPie]

Casual link to her jacket which costs £1,050 what a bargain, thanks Zanna for your fab recommendations

Yes but it was sewn (taking two days) for the first Icelander to climb Everest - so obviously Xanax had to have one. There are some quite big hills in Surrey don't you know - well actually no she doesn't know as she's never fucking there.

 

[mammer8]

Wasn't she saying it wouldn't be painful for her as she's experienced a twisted bowel?

 

[ijustlovethedramamick2809]

To paraphrase that was “it’s so unfair, I get loads of views, but no likes or comments. It must be because I’ve been on here such a long time, no one is excited about me”. Not considering for a second it’s because she’s misjudging the content that she’s putting out?? Definitely the funniest one yet for just completely missing the point - she’s taking 2+2 and getting 5.

 

[adviseplz]

“Working” from Ollie’s house for Xanna means booking trips, of course. Didn’t expect anything less from her.

Also, “van life” and a trip in a van are two completely different things. Our Xanny could never survive van life Can you imagine?!

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Zanna is so tall though, I’m surprised that she will be able to lie down in a van.

 

[martaS]

Is it just me or are these tips super basic?

Also, if I saw these and didn't know anything about Zanna's relationship status, I'd think "what a cute gay couple enjoying an exotic holiday"

 

[Freyjalace]

I’m honestly shocked that the tallest woman in the UK can fit inside a Mini convertible!

More cringe before she deletes it.. Zanna the animal lover dancing in a hallway of dead deer

 

[DM Me Hun]

I can’t imagine as a grown woman being so desperate to prove I have friends that we record each other hysterically laughing and as if the camera isn’t there and then uploading it to the internet. They’ll be having a pillow fight next.

 

[DM Me Hun]

She is such a raging narcissist that she’ll never know how much of an insufferable knob end she is.

If she did create these trips then we’d 100% hear about all of the work she put in. There would definitely be clips of her on her laptop in the kitchen pretending to be a girl boss and a caption about how stressed she is. Intrepid does all the work. She shows up for the paid holiday and pretends to be besties with a load of middle-class women for a week.

 

[martaS]

So the partnership yesterday is with a company who make hot drinks tumblers.

Isn't the Stanley cup which she has in every colour of the rainbow suitable for all these too? She was only pushing the Stanley cups a couple of months ago, and now she's obsessed with Ember one

 

[DM Me Hun]

She doesn’t even look fit any more, just tired and unwell. All skin, bone and teeth.

 

[DM Me Hun]

“Guys, GUYS *zooms camera right in and pulls a stupid face* I’m so, so grateful that there are enough gullible idiots out there with more money than sense who have funded yet another holiday for me. It’s been a blummin’ tough few weeks travelling long haul to the Maldives on a freebie, coming home and smashing my body with exercise multiple times a day, and creating much drama with an iron infusion that I absolutely didn’t need. Ok, I’m going to tentatively colour today’s square in green because I’m so happy right now. These are happy tears, guys. Send me all the good vibes you blummin’ wonderful humans and pray that there are no minor inconveniences later on today that mean I have to get the red pencil out ”

 

[Wikiwangocard]

She is really cranking up her wankiness on this holiday.
"In my element", "I could spend all day under sea", "is this the best transition ever?" (No it was embarrassing and shit)
Also I hate how she says it's a "quick 30 min gym workout" we get it, you normally work out for hours on end and love making everyone else feel shit because the don't exercise as much as you do.

She is such a brat. I'm 100% sure that when she colours in her attention diary there won't be any challenging days. It's amazing how she can turn off her mental health issues in the Maldives

 

[asdfghjklily]

Not sure scuba diving in Egypt which is right next to where y’know the endless killings and war is happening is the best thing to be advertising right now?? I know it’s next year but I mean…Egypt are caught up in it and have recently taken in some premature babies from Gaza to help in their hospitals etc.

Read the room maybe????????? Hahahaha so essentially there’s a genocide occurring but what’s say for lols I advertise a diving trip right by where it’s all happening???

 

[cats4life56]

I’m actually very pleased the weather is a bit crap for them out there. I hope it rains the entire time!

 

[icameheretospy]

Oh, poor Xanna, spent 12 hours in bed last night with palpitations and sweating etc. Try an autoimmune condition like Grave’s disease that does the same x100, is often overlooked/diagnosed late (and hence lead to hospitalisation and life threatening thyroid storm), then fucks up your health for months or even years, with treatments that might make you gain weight, leave you unable to live a normal life or lead to radiotherapy or even surgery. But, oh, poor you, suffering from your self-inflicted shite.

Also, the last iron infusion sorted you right out? Well it didn’t, did it? You’re right back where you were before, and it’s YOU who’s doing this to yourself. So shut the fuck up for once!

 

[Vroomvroom]

Literally the only reason I still follow her is so I can keep up with this thread

You don’t need to follow her though, her profile is open. I don’t follow her, but can look at her posts if I want. Don’t give her the numbers!