Zanna van Dijk #24 Zanna van Scarfell Pijk - the tallest female in the UK 🏔

[DM Me Hun]

Stick her on the NHS standard ferrous fumarate tablets and when she’s crippled with constipation and shitting out coal once a week she might cop on and re-think her diet/lifestyle.

 

[stardust21]

I'm struggling to understand how someone could be so stupid as to think it was going to be light at 6.30 this morning. And then, when they realised it is, they just sit in their car for over an hour.

Haven't seen her signing off for Christmas post, but considering she was moaning about lack of engagement due to 'the algorithm' it seems a bit bonkers.

It’s hard to follow the seasonality of sunrise etc when you’re never in the country.

In a way it highlights how disoriented she must be from never ever being at home

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Zanna, listen up, by you posting about how proud you are of yourself on your monthly climbing lesson, difficult holds, overhangs and harder climbs is in a nut shell why you're irrelevant and replaceable and why no-one cares about you.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Oh now she’s answering Q’s on Botox and says that she knows it’s controversial to be so open about it online.

NO. You pretended you weren’t having it for years, and LOADS of people talk about it openly and have done for years.

Why Xanna do you feel you have to make out you are some kind of trailblazer paving the way to everything?! It’s INFURIATING.

You are so far behind and not the warrior you think you are.

GO AWAY.

It’s only controversial for her because her Botox is appalling and she looks like the grinch

 

[DM Me Hun]

Do you know how some influencers obviously read their Tattle threads and try to do not-so-subtle things to respond to criticism? Zanna strikes me as one of those people who has her head so far up her own arse that she genuinely thinks she is humble, relatable, funny, interesting, a really hard worker, and sees absolutely nothing wrong with her behaviour. Totally obnoxiously oblivious.

 

[IBH8-8]

I know everyone has different abilities etc. but for someone who works out constantly, her lack of strength is frightening

 

[peanutbuttercupp11]

Her only audience are literally wealthy white women who are desperate to be friends with an influencer

I reckon there's a fair few going who are hoping to become pally enough with her they'll get a wedding invite

 

[peanutbuttercupp11]

I just love how she says she HAS to train for her half marathon when it's not even an actual race

 

[icameheretospy]

She's just been on The Food Medic's podcast, who's taking one for the team and listening?

Happy to… So here’s the recap:

Starting with a summary of her online evolution. Xanna started out like one of the “hard core fitness girlies” then went on to “hard core vegan vibes”. Now she climbs mountains apparently In Xanna’s words, a person’s opinions and convictions can change, it’s normal, means she’s growing.

Talks a lot about friendships and how much they mean to Xanna. She used to think she was an introverted extrovert but is definitely an extrovert. It’s so important for her to “put the next date in” with all her friends because she cares about them so much, but I call bullshit and say she hates silence and her own thoughts.

Then Xanna, the speech therapist, slips up and says “friendsips” and “socialist” instead of social 🫣 Keeps misspeaking several more times.

Touches onto her menty-b but not quite, don’t get too excited! Main thing, though, is to have a full team of professional help, like psychologists and psychiatrists. You know, everything you can throw money at. But it was the mindfulness coach that helped the most.

Cold water swimming was one of her crutches getting through the hardest time of her life. Mentions twice that she did it 26 days back in January. In summer, it’s way too warm for her to do it. It’s quite obvious here that her full team of professionals have done wonders indeed.

She has implemented working only 4 days a week. Still curious to find out what she considers her JOB is…

Reconfirms she has no urge to slow down and settle down. She’s still a “young spring chicken”. Not sure if those unhatched eggs would necessarily agree

The most challenging aspect of it would be her putting her career on hold, taking the maternity leave. She does like the idea of having a child but isn’t sure you can also be a business woman and “do it all”. And here we were thinking ain’t no mountain high enough for our Xanna.

 

[Grizzlybear]

God she’s SUCH a prick fucking give up, leggy mc borefest. Nobody wants to see it, correct. Get a fucking grip, then get a fucking job. Seriously.

 

[expatfancy]

Has she addressed how she can be so anaemic that she needs an infusion yet still manages high intensity exercise every single day??

 

[DM Me Hun]

She thrives on the attention she gets from drama. I’d love to know what she thinks was achieved by working with a psychiatrist and psychologist because genuinely happy, confident, stable people don’t constantly create drama and then bait strangers on the internet for sympathy and praise.

 

[Nitfey]

Wow what a fun night. Vegetables, shepherds pie and sprouts and a fucking hot chocolate

A retirement home has more fun for sure
.. you can do so many yummy non alcoholic cocktails, why an effing hot chocolate??! I'm surprised she did not force anyone to join a midnight half marathon or a cold bath in a muddy puddle.

 

[forthelifeofriley]

You don’t need to follow her though, her profile is open. I don’t follow her, but can look at her posts if I want. Don’t give her the numbers!

Just don’t accidentally vote with a negative response on one of her polls as you’ll be blocked like many of us here

 

[CustardPie]

I can’t.

‘Onboarding’ ?!?!

Fuck off. All the way off.

 

[martaS]

I love the way she's holding it like an old sock you find under the bed that doesn't seem to belong to any family member

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Instead of publicly outing this person who apparently "always leaves rude comments" why not just block them and move on? Not like she's a stranger to the block button?
Oh, silly me, then people wouldn't comment and up her engagement. Pitiful.
Tbf, they're not wrong though

 

[yrkshrmtchll]

Eughhh, I hate they way she talks with her assistant as well. It’s just a snippet but it’s a incredible to be both unprofessional and impersonal at the same time, to the person that seemingly runs her life!!
Why isn’t Zanna talking to this company? Does she literally do fuck all for it?
Emily Assistant, I hope you get a nice Christmas bonus!

 

[Wikiwangocard]

You fucking cheapskate grifter.
We all knew it would be discounted, but it doesn’t stop it being infuriating, especially when she tries to pass it off as "they've got the best technology".
Moron

 

[martaS]

LET'S DO THIS

We are doing this Xanax. We have no choice. We have mortgages and bills to pay, and we need to earn money because no-one gifts us food, toiletries, clothes, classes and holidays.

Sighhh.