Zanna van Dijk #15 Gives financial advice & says to invest, but doesn’t even own the #gifted ‘nest’ 🙃

[CustardPie]

They’ve booked another dive trip for next year to Mexico. Only someone like her would book a holiday while on holiday. She has no idea.

 

[asdfghjklily]

I took a few days off of Instagram, came back, saw Zanna crying over her gassy ass, and I think I’m done again…

 

[martaS]

The hospitality industry is on its knees ATM, if you can afford to pay for a dinner, please don't accept a free dinner. It's as simple as that

 

[stardust21]

I’m so glad you guys enjoyed my blog post on Best Of Zanna December 21 - Jan 22! Just like Zanna, I researched really hard to find the absolute best highlights for you all (ie I did no research at all).

I set my wholesome intentions this year when Zanna posted that stupid story saying that her 15 odd holidays last year (despite months of literal lockdowns) were only highlights and that we should actually all feel sorry for her. My wholesome intention was to block her And honestly guys it was the BEST decision ever

Obviously though I’ve been watching her thread because you guys are jokes Thank you for being more entertaining then her.

Btw, did you know Zanna is tall?

 

[Vroomvroom]

Love how she says she’s treated her mum, then slips in its gifted. So you haven’t treated her then!

I wonder if she wanders around thinking she’s a celebrity, when 99% of people have no clue who she is!

 

[asdfghjklily]

HAPPY IWD PLEASE FUND MY FRIENDS MEDICAL CARE AND BUY MY SWIMSUITS AND BUY THE READY MEALS IM ADVERTISING AND BTW LOOK I HAVE A VAGINA JUST NEEDED TO MAKE THAT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR fuckin hell what a day this has been hahahahahaha

 

[littlewonder]

I always wonder how influencers who have never really had to work a job with real accountability would cope??? Like how would they handle any kind of feedback, professional development or performance reviews?

‘sorry that I’m underperforming boss - I’m trying my best to be a good human and I gravitate towards the more fun, lighthearted tasks in the office’ or ‘look I get that you’ve got some development points for me, but this is tough to navigate so I’d like to focus on the positives’

why anyone would willingly read a gossip forum about themselves is beyond me but if she does read here, I hope that she reflects on why so many people are saying the same thing. This isn’t a case of a couple of people saying it - this thread is BUSY at the moment with reasonable discussions about it. If she’s not finding this same reaction on Instagram, it likely isn’t indicative of anything other than she’s blocked enough people to curate an echo chamber of people with similar opinions to her.

edit: she’s lost 220 followers today, 80 more than yesterday so clearly her stories didn’t do what she’d hoped

 

[Greencatfysh]

It's 5:43am ffs, leave the poor lad alone!

Ant: up early, off to work at Deutsche in time for the markets to open to make some serious cash moneyyyy and have meetings in the city

Zanna: up early in full work out gear to take selfies and make myself feel like I have a real job bye baaaaabe (*zany Zanna face in the mirror )

 

[littlewonder]

‘I didn’t use NHS resources don’t worry’ - acting like she’s single handedly saved the NHS by buying her own PCR… such a martyr… it’s a requirement to pay privately if you need it for travel

2. Arrange any COVID-19 tests you will need to enter the countries that you will travel to
You cannot use an NHS test for this. You must use a private test provider.

has she said where she’s going??

 

[Robot Lady]

Circling back to how she looked in the boweliversary pictures - Steph looks almost identical and Zamboanga has had an entire face and personality transplant! I wonder what her friends & family think of the new and (un)improved version?
Btw I typed Zambo before and my auto correct created this wonderful new name for her. You’re welcome

 

[asdfghjklily]

Lol Stay Wild having a sale. Remember on Black Friday when she said she didn’t believe in sales or whatever because support small businesses etc. Siiiighhhhhhh

 

[Dotherighthing]

I think that’s harsh on the 40 somethings!!! I’m 46 and like to think I act nothing like her. I can promise you I don’t dress like her. That outfit complete with bumbag was laughable on every level!!

 

[cactusvine]

Zanna is getting weirder by the day it seems, like more than usual. Hmmm

Her “content” is all over the place: finances, crypto, talking about having kids, being tall, treating Ant like her child, hiking (walks), over exercising, being tall, partying too hard, the occasional cheeky G&T, ugly blouses, speed reading, providing *light* content, green washing, polluting the planet, being tall…

 

[martaS]

She could have at least delayed advertising HER OWN PRODUCT for a couple of weeks. No-one is shopping for beach towels ATM anyway. She's a dickhead.

 

[somehonesty]

Mind blown... how can you go on a dive trip like this and NOT get specialist dive insurance which covers the costs of decompression chambers etc?
It's not a huge cost - dive insurance costs about £35 for 2 weeks. I'd have expected the dive company ensure people have proper insurance before these trips!! He has decompression sickness type 2, and I can't help but think that it could have somehow been prevented...

Side note, love how Phil is such a "good friend" - sure - after being stuck with the same group of people on a boat for 2 weeks ...

Her continued silence on Ukraine is as bad as the UK govt approving 50 visas for Ukrainian refugees and calling it a day.

 

[Javman]

Down another 1k in insta followers, long may this trend continue

 

[littlewonder]

Anyway please send me a message with any other suggestions you might have on what content I can make for you! I can’t think of anything myself. In the mean time here’s another reel of me showing just how much taller I am then Ant, because I really don’t care about it and just want you to know I don’t care about being taller than him. It’s so annoying how much people mention how tall I am when I never do.

in the words and emojis of Zanna, this cheeky intro is “the actual DREAM guys! *SUPER EXAGGERATED CHEF’S KISS* “

I’m honoured to have named a thread for the influencer that annoys me more than any other 🥲 I’m going to add this memory to my 2021/22 scrapbook alongside the one single lateral flow test I’ve taken throughout the entire pandemic xxx

 

[Greencatfysh]

Glonal covid chaos? Fuck off Rosanna, people died and lost their jobs and some spent a very long time alone isolated, but to you its just 'chaos'?

It disrupted her travel schedule. Literally the biggest inconvenience she’s ever experienced.

 

[follyol]

Hahahahaha Aunt’s allowed out with his chums while she’s gone!

Ant? Where’s Wally more like. He’s a walking ick!

 

[CustardPie]

Oh fuck it’s bowel anniversary day. Just leave it Zan. She’ll be talking about this in 2045.