Zanna van Dijk #15 Gives financial advice & says to invest, but doesn’t even own the #gifted ‘nest’ 🙃

[asdfghjklily]

Just been catching up and I literally laughed so hard at her going to a gig and then being all profound the next morning like “wow I shared something non hiking related is that okay???”

she’s the definition of “I’m not like other girls”

 

[icameheretospy]

Of course she had to timestamp being up as late as 2:55AM... WILD, Zanna, you’re SO WILD!!!

 

[littlewonder]

Zanna’s story of her working… I wonder if is this is her copying and pasting large chunks of other people’s writing into her blog and passing it off as her own?

 

[cactusvine]

I see she has now deleted the post about her legs not functioning and also given a very (IMO) insincere view point on Ukraine. Clearly spent her day reading here then. The things she has to do for the gram eh?

She also just deleted her Slovenia trip plug she put after the Ukraine posts.

Her level of ignorance is baffling

 

[Dotherighthing]

And her periods are so heavy that she can’t even leave the house (or Mexico hotel room. Although of me memory serves me correctly she was always out and about whilst ant was in the room ill) but yet she is now happily wearing period pants. I don’t believe her. I’m doubting the power of period pants. I just feel she is once again grabbing money to advertise something she won’t use. And doing this whilst begging for a discounted private gynae appointment. She’s such a multitasker!!

 

[QueenBW]

God, I'm recovering from COVID but because of the shit US policies, I only was able to take three days off work. I'd LOVE to take off 16 days not to travel half across the world and pollute more than most people do in a year just cause I want to brag about the marine life I saw, but to rest.

She's truly one of the most annoying influencers out there. Can't wait for her half arsed, totally useless, plagiarized guide to diving in the Maldives.

 

[LittleBluebird]

This is a very important topic but she doesn’t talk about it with any nuance or depth. She just is all wow is me.

 

[littlewonder]

are they bloopers or are you just deliberately waving some glasses about and pulling stupid faces for attention?

or maybe she’s branching out into providing new avatar content x

 

[Greencatfysh]

She’s going to look like Ulrika Johnson when she’s 35. Saggy skin damage counterbalanced by intense Botox and massive arched eyebrows (no offence to Ulrika)

 

[littlewonder]

This will divide the room but of course she does jam then cream. She’s a wrong’un.

I cannot believe I am on Zanna’s side with this (screaming and crying) but jam first means I can dollop an absolutely excessive amount of cream on top - how is it possible to spread jam on top of a mountain of cream without getting it everywhere?? or am I a literal toddler?? (I’m gonna buy the goods and conduct an experiment now)

 

[ach0902]

OH MY GOD WE GET IT, YOU'RE TURNING 30 THIS YEAR FFS

Cannot get over how much she is going on about it and it's still 7 months away ffs

She looks about 40

 

[littlewonder]

thread title suggestion:

Zanna van Dijk #16: her follower count is better at diving than she is

the wording is a bit clunky sorry someone can probably phrase it better

Zanna: losing followers and gaining more narcissism every day

lmaooo I feel like this is a perfect summary of her entire Insta career

 

[Greencatfysh]

I can’t understand why/how anyone can actually follow her at this point. It’s the most narcissistic thing I’ve seen.

 

[ellamae]

Zanna comes across so much older than she is. Her night out made me cringeeee so badly!! She’s just so cringe, unnatural and uncool. She looks so out of place and gives me 40 year old vibes.

 

[Just watching it all]

I’ll just leave this here... If I can’t unsee this, y’all are in it with me!

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P.S. One of my biggest pet peeves is shirts too tiny for a man

Looks like a little boy changing into his PE kit at school.

white boxers really? Unless you're a model in a CK ad just no.

 

[ShhItsASecret]

DONT WORRY GUYS!!
She’s going to write up a York city guide after her ONE day spent there!!!!

 

[peanutbuttercupp11]

I can only assume that the only acting this person has previously seen has been in extremely low budget 90s horror films

 

[SallyAnnJones]

Any thoughts on her hiking challenge?

Is it £250 to go then you’re expected to fundraise another £250??? I just can’t imagine asking friends and family to sponsor me to go and do something that I enjoy and would choose to do anyway, “I’m going on a weekend holiday, please give money to this charity for me”.

 

[mammer8]

It's not great for the period pants company she was advertising the other day.

 

[littlewonder]

I see she's lost 1000 followers.... YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. even her fans just want her to fuck off.

I think it says a lot about her recent behaviour that her past threads have lasted around 2.5 months and now we are nearly halfway through this thread in about a fortnight - who’d have thought it was possible for her to get MORE annoying? She constantly surprises me